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Funny story: Michael Phelps Refuses to Endorse Viagra

Michael Phelps Refuses to Endorse Viagra

Michael Phelps, who recently won 8 Olympic Gold Medals at the Chinese games, has been signed to endorse over 52 products in television commercials and print advertising. He will be featured on boxes of Wheaties, in ads for soft drinks, in spots for...

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Funny story: 2016 Olympics Favorite To Be In Japan Not USA

2016 Olympics Favorite To Be In Japan Not USA

The Olympic Committee said today that it thinks that Japan will win the competition to have the 2016 Olympic Games in its country. Other places that want it are Chicago in USA, Madrid in Spain and Rio de Janiero in Brasil. They all want it but onl...

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Funny story: Sir Steve Redgrave Makes 'Chink' Blunder

Sir Steve Redgrave Makes 'Chink' Blunder

Sir Steve Redgrave, Britain's greatest Olympian, was left with egg on his face today, after making an insensitive blunder during a BBC interview with Sue Barker. Barker asked Redgrave for his overall view of the Beijing Games, and he replied that,...

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Funny story: Jamaican Runners Caught Doping with Dope

Jamaican Runners Caught Doping with Dope

In a sad day for Jamaica, the country's entire Olympic track team was disqualified and stripped of their medals. Several runners tested positive for a banned substance - ganja. So far no one has disclosed which athletes tested positive. Usain Bolt...

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Funny story: Olympic Marathon Won By Unfancied Runner

Olympic Marathon Won By Unfancied Runner

The final event of the 2008 Olympic Games, the Men's marathon, took place in Bejing early this morning, and produced a shock winner, when a competitor in a Gorilla Suit crossed the line first to claim the gold medal. The runner wore number 1809, t...

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Funny story: Cubans Riot As James DeGale Wins Boxing Gold

Cubans Riot As James DeGale Wins Boxing Gold

British boxer James DeGale won the Olympic Middleweight boxing gold medal against Cuba's Emilio Correa today, but the big news was the reaction of Correa's fans, who started a protest in the arena which spilled over into a full-scale riot. The bou...

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Funny story: Tom Daley In Trouble Over Untidy Bedroom

Tom Daley In Trouble Over Untidy Bedroom

Teenage British Olympic diver Tom Daley is in hot water with his mum over the terrible state of his bedroom. Tom has been away with the British squad in Beijing for the last month, and, according to mum Debbie: "left his room in a right state!"...

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Funny story: Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

More Olympic scandal today, in the Taekwondo arena this time, with British girl Sarah Stevenson being the victim of the judges' incompetence, as she lost to, you guessed it, a Chinese competitor. Sarah was trailing 1-0 with just seconds of her mat...

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Funny story: British Boxer James DeGale Is Little Brother Of Big Brother Alex

British Boxer James DeGale Is Little Brother Of Big Brother Alex

British Olympic middleweight boxer James DeGale won through to the final of his event today, and guaranteed himself at least a silver medal when he fights Cuba's Emilio Correa tomorrow, but faces an even sterner task on his return from Beijing. De...

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Funny story: 2008 Olympics Latest: Gary Glitter To Compete In Marathon

2008 Olympics Latest: Gary Glitter To Compete In Marathon

In the most astonishing development yet in the 'Gary Glitter Saga', it has been announced that the filthy, disgusting paedophile will take part in Sunday's Olympic Marathon in Beijing. Glitter, real name Shitter, hasn't stopped running since his r...

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Funny story: Olympic Flame Carbon Print Banned By Gore - Plant life Protests.

Olympic Flame Carbon Print Banned By Gore - Plant life Protests.

Nutty enviro-MENTAL-ist Al Gore has been shouting all week about the huge Olympic Flame, burning away on top of the Birds Nest Stadium since the 2008 Olympic Games started, but no one has been paying any attention to him - even though he seems to hav...

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Funny story: Algerian Runners Will Be Golden Camels!

Algerian Runners Will Be Golden Camels!

At the Olympics today its expected to be a two-horse race between the Algeria stars Nadjim Manseur and Nabil Madi in the 800 metres race. The two runners were victorious in their first rounds and beat a lot of the expected favorites from Europe an...

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Funny story: Bigfoot Settles For Silver Medal In Beijing

Bigfoot Settles For Silver Medal In Beijing

The 'real Bigfoot' capped an extraordinary year with a disappointing end for himself at the Bird's Nest in Beijing tonight, when he could only claim a silver medal in the Olympic Triple Jump event. Phillips Idowu, whose name is the wrong way aroun...

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Funny story: British Swimmer Claims Silver After Near-Death Experience

British Swimmer Claims Silver After Near-Death Experience

British 10km Open Water swimmer David Davies swam the race of his life to win a silver medal in Beijing today, but revealed afterwards that it nearly didn't happen. Davies told officials at the finish line that he believed he had "died", and come...

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Funny story: Usain Bolt Laps Rivals In 200 Metres Final

Usain Bolt Laps Rivals In 200 Metres Final

Usain Bolt has raised the bar in men's sprinting after lapping his rivals in the 200m final in Beijing and winning in a time of 0.578 seconds. The Jamaican managed to overtake his opponents for a second time on his lap of honour after he had already...

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Funny story: 2008 Olympics: Man With Starting Gun Fails Drug Test

2008 Olympics: Man With Starting Gun Fails Drug Test

There was a new drugs scandal at the Olympic Games this morning, when the official responsible for starting sprint races with the starting gun failed a drugs test. Aun Yo Marx, who has started every sprint race thus far, tested positive for a ster...

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Funny story: Olympic President Pissed Off With Usain Bolt

Olympic President Pissed Off With Usain Bolt

IOC President, Jacques Rogge, has expressed his displeasure with Olympic sprint champion Usain Bolt, saying he has been disrespectful to other athletes by celebrating in a manner "totally inappropriate" for a man who has just broken two world record...

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