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Funny story: NASA Announces Mission to Find Russell's Teapot

NASA Announces Mission to Find Russell's Teapot

HOUSTON, TX - Following through on the Bush Administration's support for faith-based science initiatives, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has announced the 2010 launch of its Faith Science Mission (FSM) probe, which is tasked wi...

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Funny story: NASA to announce important discovery

NASA to announce important discovery

NASA are due to hold a press conference on Wednesday 14th of May to announce the discovery of an object that 'we have been searching for, for over 50 years.' Experts are divided on what that discovery might be however we have put together thi...

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Funny story: NASA: Mars Has Oil, WMD's, Evil Dictator, Terrorists

NASA: Mars Has Oil, WMD's, Evil Dictator, Terrorists

WASHINGTON-In an astonishing announcement, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has revealed that the Mars Rovers Spirit and Opportunity have discovered irrefutable evidence of life past and present on the red planet.

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Funny story: NASA Astronaut Visits Local School

NASA Astronaut Visits Local School

Astronaut Carl Branson recently spent two months on the International Space Station and returned home on a Space Shuttle Endeavor mission. The former Air Force test pilot and Major recently visited Longhorn, Texas and spoke to Ms. Roberts fourth grade science class about his adventures in outer space. Branson once attended Longhorn elementary as a child when his father worked at the railyards.

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Funny story: Robin Williams Aids NASA In Space Monkey Research

Robin Williams Aids NASA In Space Monkey Research

Comedian and Oscar-winning actor Robin Williams is deeply involved in a NASA research project relating to sending monkey's to Uranus. The hirsute star offered his services for free in order to bo...

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Funny story: NASA fears predators may exploit newly discovered 'baby planet'

NASA fears predators may exploit newly discovered 'baby planet'

NASA HQ - (Ass Mess): Scientists at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration have warned that predatory molesters are ready to cash in on images of a newly discovered 'baby planet'.

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Funny story: NASA Denies Comparison

NASA Denies Comparison

Albert McFuddle of Punta Gorda, Florida has irritated local townspeople with his allegations that the International Space Station (ISS) has copied his mobile home park structure with the assembly located 150 miles in space.

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Funny story: Shuttle Endeavour pulls out, but promises to phone

Shuttle Endeavour pulls out, but promises to phone

The space shuttle Endeavour and the International Space Station parted ways early this morning with an emotional farewell that followed Endeavour's abrupt coitus interruptus maneuver.

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Funny story: NASA's Odyssey Orbiter discovers Salt, pepper, other spices on Mars

NASA's Odyssey Orbiter discovers Salt, pepper, other spices on Mars

Scientists were stunned when the Martian orbiter Odyssey began sending back photos of what appeared to be an array of spices including salt, pepper, oregano and -- possibly -- chive in the southern hemisphere of the Red Planet.

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Funny story: A.I. "Dextre" decries "I am Robot" then goes HAL 2000 -- 911 calls to Mission Control report shots fired aboard the International Space Station

A.I. "Dextre" decries "I am Robot" then goes HAL 2000 -- 911 calls to Mission Control report shots fired aboard the International Space Station

Huston, Texas - Just after one day "Dextre" the Robot was activated by the shuttle crew of the Endeavour, NASA ordered him shutdown. The trouble began when Dextre was asked to deviate from its primary programming to get the crew a cup of co...

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Funny story: Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One

Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One

Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One, that is the essential Buttwipe test.

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Funny story: Moon Landings Did Not Occur

Moon Landings Did Not Occur

Nearly 40 years since man was first said to have landed on the moon comes startling new evidence to suggest the whole thing was faked. The hoax created for reasons unknown until now.

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Funny story: NASA Finds Restaurant on South Pole of Moon

NASA Finds Restaurant on South Pole of Moon

Pasadena, California (IPP) - NASA has discovered a restaurant and resort on the south pole of the Moon.

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Funny story: Joint U.S. and British Moon Mission Proposed

Joint U.S. and British Moon Mission Proposed

A joint moon mission by NASA and the British National Space Center has gone past the planning stages and is now in construction. Called the Moon Lightweight Interior and Telecoms Experiment, Moonlite for short, the unmanned mission will fire rockets...

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Funny story: Star Wars program revived as Pentagon readies to shoot down rogue satellite from International Space Station

Star Wars program revived as Pentagon readies to shoot down rogue satellite from International Space Station

Washington DC - (Ballistic Mess): Pentagon top brass are ready to blast into smithereens a rogue military satellite that has lost control and is threatening to smash into New York's Empire State Building.

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Funny story: Hannah Montana song originally planned to be beamed into space as Valentine's Day gift to NASA daughters; jealous moms' demanded Beatles instead

Hannah Montana song originally planned to be beamed into space as Valentine's Day gift to NASA daughters; jealous moms' demanded Beatles instead

Kennedy Space Center, Florida - News of a small but significant behind the scenes brouhaha over top NASA officials' decision to broadcast a Beatles song into space has not yet reached the mainstream media. It is the latest in the ages long strugg...

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Funny story: Proof of Water, Life and More on Mars

Proof of Water, Life and More on Mars

After months of NASA public relations debacles NASA has made strong showing in the public involvement arena as of late with definitive proof of not only water on Mars but of life on Mars. Not only life on Mars but 'hot' fish women as part of...

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