Scientists have confirmed that the first sample of Martian dirt dumped onto the opening of the Phoenix lander's tiny testing oven failed to work like mommy's grown-up oven as expected causing many of the younger scientists to break down and c...
LBJ Space Center, Houston TX: Engineers waited patiently for the telemetry signal to be received that indicated the Phoenix Mars Lander (PML) had touched down safely.
In an extraordinary move today, NASA tried to claim that the American Moon landings really happened.
After its first week of operation, the Mars Phoenix Lander has discovered nothing that we didn't already know nor anything the slightest bit interesting.
Scientific experts and photographic analysts at NASA have revealed that surface images received from the Mars probe Phoenix show millions of small rectangular blocks that were formed long after the birth of...
Jet Propulsion Lavatory (Pasadena, Calif.) - Late 5 hours from the announced schedule, reporters grasped their breath as Houston unveiled himself into the podium wearing the long time controversial lunar bra.
A backed up toilet is causing concern on the international space station with reports that turds have escaped the cistern and are now floating freely throughout the entire laboratory.
NASA says its Phoenix spacecraft has refueled and is ready for further adventures after making the first successful landing in the north polar region of Mars. The Phoenix was actually trying to find a faster trade route to China, however, so...
The Mars Phoenix lander has sent back historic pictures from the red planet that indicate life did once exist there.
The Bush administration has been rebuffed in its every attempt to rip into the earth and even the bottom of the sea in search of the black gold that has obsessed its every top official from W through Cheney to even former oil company legal eagle, Bus...
Houston TX--NASA scientists were elated today when the Martian Phoenix Lander discovered the first extraterrestrial life. Elation turned to tears as moments later the Martian probe accidentally crushed the first specimen to death.
Nasa's "Vulture" lander is set to touch down this morning on the surface of the Clinton for President campaign, in what scientists are describing as the most risky journey since the "Gere" probe landed on Shilpa Shetty last ye...
George W Bush expressed his dismay at the 'abysmal failure' of the latest Mars mission.
Martian North Pole (IPP) - Desperation and depression turned into jubilation this afternoon when the Mars lander named Phoenix began sending photos of the surface of Mars after a few hours of silence and darkness.
Northern Plains, Mars - (Hydrocarbons Mess): Scientists at NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory are celebrating today after the Mars Phoenix sent back stunning pictures confirming the red planet is a gigantic rock/ice-covered crude ocean.
HOUSTON, TX - Following through on the Bush Administration's support for faith-based science initiatives, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has announced the 2010 launch of its Faith Science Mission (FSM) probe, which is tasked wi...
NASA are due to hold a press conference on Wednesday 14th of May to announce the discovery of an object that 'we have been searching for, for over 50 years.' Experts are divided on what that discovery might be however we have put together thi...
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