"To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilisations; to boldly go where no man has gone before!" Yes, that was the byline of the internationally famous Star Trek series, and that's exactly what crew member George Takei, real...
The Canadian publication Gobs of Gossip Gazette has reported in their upcoming October issue that Pamela Anderson-Lee-Ritchie-Salomon wants to walk down the wedding aisle one more time. Pam whose three husbands have all been musicians (Tommy Lee...
It's the headline of nightmares, but eerily this article remains unquestionably real. Tom Mannors from Bristol, 30, aims to marry his long term partner 'Charlie' next Thursday. Not that strange in itself. The twist to this romantic tale is that...
Sociologists have made a surprizing find in the unlikely town of Tempe, Arizona. Dave Grisben considered himself a typical wedding planner. This ex navy seal and father of three was surprized to learn that most of his male work associates are gay.
A couple from London are getting married, after meeting over the last tin of Ronseal in a DIY shop. Reginald Kendall III, and his bride to be Felicity Dwight met in an un-named DIY emporium after both were looking for an elusive tin of Ronseal Qui...
A Sudanese man, Stanley Tombe, has been forced to take a goat as his 'wife', after he was caught having sex with the animal. Mr. Alifi Malakal, a halal rat vendor from Sudan's Upper Nile State, told The Spoof's Births, Marriages and Deaths desk t...
Friends of celebrity lesbians Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi report that the rug-munching pair are "outraged" that their star spangled celebrity wedding on Saturday was "ruined" when British raven-haired temptress, Nigella Lawson, ate one of Hil...
Hallmark, the world's largest retailer and producer of gift cards for all occasions (sympathy, birthdays, holidays, etc.) has announced that they will begin mass producing greeting cards for same sex marriages and for people with alternate lifestyles...
The famous television stars and excruciatingly irritating Trinny and Suzanna have, according to 'The News of the World' newspaper, today announced their engagement, much to the dismay of the gay community. It would appear that these two women, fam...
Goth Detectives Noel Fielding and Russell Brand have been married in a drunken civil partnership on a trip to Las Vegas. The comedy duo are notorious womanisers, seen pictured with many different women in a single week. Fielding, 35, has also be...
Earlier this morning (22nd July 2008) celebrity chef Marco pierre white and bankrupt ex-comedian Jim Davidson announced their engagement to one another. The event was held at an unlikely venue but one extremely precious to Marco and his husband-to-be...
In light of his recent resurgence at Royal Birkdale, Greg Norman has revealed that he attributes his revival to marrying Chris Evert Lloyd Norman.
A London Bridal Shop, A Whiter Shade of Veil, has left dozens of brides- to- be without a stitch to wear on their wedding day. Shop proprietor Bridie McMarriage told the spoof society columnist, Blab Ermouth that she and her husband, a London Bobby h...
Padua Italy -- The newborn twins of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie married each other in a bizarre wedding ceremony early today. The 4-day old twins, Knox and Vivienne, were paid $1 billion each for the wedding photos.
Wow! It ended abruptly. What was to be a knock-down-drag- out battle to last an estimated 10 more days turned out to be an 8-day divorce case involving a few bits of scandalous sex. The whole thing abruptly ended with the still- tantalizing piece of...
For many years on their wedding days, brides have been traditionally requred to wear "something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue." This will no longer be the case in California.
Sacramento, CA - The state of California has recently allowed gays the right to be bonded in matrimony. The problem up to now has been gays wanting to use the traditional term of 'marraige'. Many on the religious right oppose gay people gett...
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