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Funny story: London Looney Left Council issue Blind Dog with sighted human carer

London Looney Left Council issue Blind Dog with sighted human carer

Political correctness and Animal rights were taken to the extreme today when an unemployed Lesbian mother of 3 was given community health and disability funding by her local Council to appoint a full time human carer for her partially sighted Rotweil...

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Funny story: Cutty Sark Adds To Global Warming Threat

Cutty Sark Adds To Global Warming Threat

The Cutty Sark which is still on fire, could pose a threat to the world's climate through increased Global Warming, it has been claimed. The ship, which was undergoing a £25million refit with a view to being put...

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Funny story: Arsenal In Shock Takeover Bid By London Underworld

Arsenal In Shock Takeover Bid By London Underworld

In a shocking new development, Arsenal Football Club will become the first club to be bankrolled by the London Underworld, should a deal be agreed.

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Funny story: Prince to come in London!

Prince to come in London!

The short sexy shagging singer will begin his summer tour with seven nights at the O2 Arena - formerly the Millennium Dome - which will be filled to the rafters with rampant totty, juiced up and hot to trot for his c...

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Funny story: Kate Moss Adulation Abounds

Kate Moss Adulation Abounds

After the chaos in Oxford Street earlier this week when Kate Moss revealed her new clothing range in Top Shop, there was more blind panic in the same street today when she ducked into McDonalds to us...

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Funny story: Interview with Hafiz Emdad

Interview with Hafiz Emdad

Exclusive interview by Khadija Khanom and Noshin Hossain - Pupils of Muwatta Weekend Maktab, London...

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Funny story: Recycling Means End Of London Front Gardens

Recycling Means End Of London Front Gardens

Londoners today faced the end of traditional front gardens in the wake of a new initiative from London Mayor Ken Livingstone.

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Funny story: Boat Race Cancelled

Boat Race Cancelled

This weekend's annual Boat Race between the world's two most famous universities, Oxford and Cambridge, has been cancelled, due to boredom.

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Death Hole

Harry Potter and the Death Hole

J.K. Rowling author of the unusually popular Harry Potter series held a press conference in London to talk about the plot of Harry Potter and the Death Hole. The story centres around Harry Fucker-...Potter? are you sure? it says Fucker on my sheet...BILLY! IT'S NOT FUNNY I WILL KICK YOUR WHITE ASS! Harry POTTER and his friends Hermione Grazer-...Granger? no way but...BILLLY! Hermione GRANGER a...

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Funny story: Middleton makes press complaint

Middleton makes press complaint

London - (Ass Press): Kate Middleton, the hired fag-hag paid to impersonate heterosexual bliss with the Pretender to the Throne's elder son William, has sent a complaint to the Press Complaints Commission bemoaning that she has been steadfastly i...

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Funny story: It's Official: London Property Market Is a Bubble

It's Official: London Property Market Is a Bubble

Property speculators have been saying it for years but at last City financiers can reveal that the London property market is officially just a bubble waiting to burst.

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Funny story: London Olympics Debacle Down To Dodgy Builders

London Olympics Debacle Down To Dodgy Builders

Things have just gone from bad to worse at London's Olympic site as more news emerges about the cost debacle.

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Funny story: Sex shop for dwarves!

Sex shop for dwarves!

London- Deep in the heart of London's red light district amid the sleazy neon and whispered requests something revolutionary is turning heads and clucking modest tongues.

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Funny story: Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Rumours of a rift between Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho and his overpriced, under performing, burden on the rest of the team, striker, Andriy Shevchenko are completely untrue according to Shevchenko.

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Funny story: What job should I take?

What job should I take?

I live in Scotland, but want a job in London. What job should I get?...

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Funny story: Nostalgia not what it used to be

Nostalgia not what it used to be

London- After six long years of research and seventeen million pounds of tax payers money; a Government team looking into the question of falling standards in nostalgia have come to the conclusion that it's not as good as it used to be.

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics over budget by £13

London 2012 Olympics over budget by £13

The cost of the 2012 London Olympics is a staggering £13.97 over budget.

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