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Funny story: Local Man Turns The Heating Up Because It's Summer

Local Man Turns The Heating Up Because It's Summer

Local man Martin Shuttlecock woke up this morning in an optimistic mood because he had the day off work and because it's summer! While long suffering wife Anne prattled on relentlessly over the phone to some equally relentless prattler, Shuttlecoc...

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Funny story: Local Man Admits He's Never Seen His Own Head

Local Man Admits He's Never Seen His Own Head

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today revealed to long-suffering wife Anne that he had never actually seen his own head. The revelation came about as the culmination of a strange series of head and hair related coincidences. Early in the day, Shu...

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Funny story: Local Man Captures Troll - Locks It In Shed

Local Man Captures Troll - Locks It In Shed

After a hard day at work, local man Martin Shuttlecock had just settled into his favourite armchair with a nice cup of tea and a packet of pre-dinner chocolate digestive biscuits. Shuttlecock had been looking forward to watching the latest edition...

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Funny story: Local Man In Late Night Shop Horror

Local Man In Late Night Shop Horror

Local man Martin Shuttlecock was this morning relaxing in bed with a nice cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits following a heart stopping visit to his local all-night supermarket, accompanied by long suffering wife, Anne. Shuttlecock, not usuall...

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Funny story: Local Dog Makes Predictions of Death, Famine and Sour Milk

Local Dog Makes Predictions of Death, Famine and Sour Milk

Bengie the dog is at it again: making predictions that have stunned the local community with their horror and foreboding. If it was any other dog most folk would ignore his pointless ramblings, but Bengie's previous visions have proved so accurat...

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Funny story: Local Man Attends Hateful Bastard Summit

Local Man Attends Hateful Bastard Summit

Local man Tom Wilbourne - a self-proclaimed hateful bastard - is in attendance at the International Hateful Bastards Summit in Blackpool. Tom, 25, says he is honoured to be representing the local community and rubbing shoulders with some of the pl...

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Funny story: Local Boy Becomes a Man

Local Boy Becomes a Man

When the mother of local boy Jimmy Rodgers awoke her darling son this morning for school she was in for a big surprise - little Jimmy had become a man. "I had just prepared his Coco Pops and orange juice and came up the stairs to make sure he...

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Funny story: Local Man's Wife Buys Him A Crap Hat

Local Man's Wife Buys Him A Crap Hat

Local man Martin Shuttlecock, could barely contain his excitement when wife Anne returned from her customary Saturday shopping extravaganza to announce that she had brought him back a special treat. After helping to unload the family car of myriad...

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Funny story: Local Man Goes Into Hiding

Local Man Goes Into Hiding

Local man Martin Shuttlecock has gone into hiding again, according to his long suffering wife Anne. Shuttlecock has a history of going into hiding for no apparent reason, and it's all proving to be quite a trial for his wife. The first time Shuttl...

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Funny story: Local Man Keeps His Balls in His Wife's Handbag

Local Man Keeps His Balls in His Wife's Handbag

Local man Darren Fart, 32, keeps his balls in his wife's handbag whenever they are out shopping. Darren claims that they are much safer there and there is less likelihood of young children getting their hands on them. Darren's balls are very im...

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Funny story: That's Not My Shite! - Claims Local Dog

That's Not My Shite! - Claims Local Dog

A local dog has hit out against claims that he is responsible for coating the streets in sticky, brown doggie doo-doo. Barky the dog, 2, has said that he is suffering 'emotional turmoil' and 'stress' after rumours throughout the local village bega...

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Funny story: Local Woman Writes Erotic-Crime Gnome Novel

Local Woman Writes Erotic-Crime Gnome Novel

Local woman Gloria Bumsrush, 48, has become something of a local celebrity after racing to the top of the book charts with her novel 'Gnome Offender'. Not surprisingly, the inspiration for the book came from looking out her window at the little be...

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Funny story: Local Dolly Parton Fan Gets Breast Implants

Local Dolly Parton Fan Gets Breast Implants

Local man Kevin King, 28, has become something of a local celebrity after he appeared at the local Dolly Parton festival in Mrs. Bridges garden last week topless. You see Kevin had just recently undergone breast augmentation surgery - just like hi...

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Funny story: Local Man Loves having sex with His Wife

Local Man Loves having sex with His Wife

BOSTON, MA - Clyde McConnel, a Mass Transit dispatcher, reportedly loves to have sex with his wife according to sources. McConnel, 38, has been married to his wife, Stacey, for 12 years, and apparently loves to give it to her on a frequent basis.

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Funny story: Local Man In Whistling Kettle Terror

Local Man In Whistling Kettle Terror

Local man Martin Shuttlecock was left in tatters today, his nerves in shreds following wife Anne's attempt to reduce the family's carbon footprint by buying a whistling kettle from an internet auction site. The whistling kettle, which reduces ener...

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Funny story: Local Man Makes Complete Ass Of Himself In Valentine's Day Cock-Up

Local Man Makes Complete Ass Of Himself In Valentine's Day Cock-Up

Local man Martin Shuttlecock today narrowly averted making a complete and utter arse of himself on Valentine's Day thanks to an eagle eyed mate of his who'd popped round for a cup of tea on his way to the shops for a paper and a bottle of milk. Sh...

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Funny story: Railwayman Who is 'Off the rails' Helped by Local man with 'One-Track Mind'

Railwayman Who is 'Off the rails' Helped by Local man with 'One-Track Mind'

A rail disaster was averted today after the quick thinking of a passenger with a one-track mind. Local man, Norbert Nuckles, 51, is obsessed with trains - so obsessed that he sleeps with them. Sexually. "I enjoy the experience of when they go t...

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