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Funny story: Steven Gerrard to become an actor

Steven Gerrard to become an actor

Steven Gerrard, the captain of Liverpool FC, has decided to become an actor.

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Funny story: Rafa - "It might not be our year"

Rafa - "It might not be our year"

In a bizarre turn of events in the ongoing Liverpool boardroom saga, manager Rafael Benitez has shocked the fans and the world in general by saying that next season just might not be "their year".

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Funny story: Chelsea aim to win 'control of the universe' to pacify disappointed fans

Chelsea aim to win 'control of the universe' to pacify disappointed fans

Despite appearing in the Champions League final at the end of this month and being level on points with Manchester United in the Premiership with only one game to go, many Chelsea fans are disappointed with their team's performance this year.

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Funny story: Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Thierry Henry, the Barcelona star, has indicated in an interview with the BBC that he is ready for a return to English football, but would only be prepared to sign for either Arsenal or Manchester United

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Funny story: Liverpool Owners To Halve John Arne Riise's Wages Due To His One-Footedness

Liverpool Owners To Halve John Arne Riise's Wages Due To His One-Footedness

Liverpool have announced that they have made a huge salary cut from the wages of John Arne Riise, on the basis that the scary-looking, blond Norwegian is only able to kick with his left foot.

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Funny story: Reds Can Halt Jinx at Chelsea

Reds Can Halt Jinx at Chelsea

Liverpool boss, Rafael Benitez, believes his side can overcome its poor record at Chelsea and reach the Champions League final.

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Funny story: Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

John Arne Riise, the Liverpool player who headed a late equaliser for Chelsea in the 95th minute of the Champions League Semi-Final first leg at Anfield last night, is to hold transfer talks with Blues' boss

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Funny story: Liverpool FC To Appear On 'Jeremy Kyle'

Liverpool FC To Appear On 'Jeremy Kyle'

The feuding boardroom members and manager of Liverpool, Tom Hicks, George Gillet, Rick Parry and Rafa Benitez have all appeared on ITV's hit show 'Jeremy Kyle' to sort out their differences.

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Funny story: Liverpool Play In Black To Honour Frank Butcher

Liverpool Play In Black To Honour Frank Butcher

Liverpool and Arsenal played out a dull 1-1 draw in their Champions' League Quarter Final first leg last night, with the Merseyside club playing in black to honour former EastEnders star and Runaround host Frank Butcher, who was one of their biggest...

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Funny story: Fan Warning: Details Of Rearranged Premier & Lower League Matches

Fan Warning: Details Of Rearranged Premier & Lower League Matches

Football fans have reacted angrily to the news that the English Premier League have decided to play matches on foreign soil, with many claiming they will give up supporting football altogether; others say they will still attend match...

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Funny story: Bin laden bids for Liverpool

Bin laden bids for Liverpool

It has come to light that a new buyer has bid for Liverpool football club.

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Funny story: Manchester United Owner To Make Bid For Liverpool

Manchester United Owner To Make Bid For Liverpool

Malcolm Glazer, the billionaire owner of Manchester United, has indicated that he is ready to make a surprise bid for Premiership also-rans Liverpool, and expects to do so by next Tuesday.

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Funny story: Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Graeme Souness, the ex-Liverpool player and manager, though never player-manager, is rumoured to be on the verge of being confirmed as the next manager of the Scotland football team. His formal appoi...

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Funny story: Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Rafa Benitez, the Spanish-looking Liverpool boss, is thought to be the primary target for the vacant England football manager's job, and has been contacted by the chief executive of that...

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Funny story: "Our Pitch is Ruining us" says Liverpool

"Our Pitch is Ruining us" says Liverpool

Liverpool players were today sensationally accused of derailing their teams improbable title bid by damaging the pitch at Anfield.

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Funny story: Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Under-fire Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, reacting angrily to criticism after his team were beaten 2-1 in Turkey this week, has threatened to leave the club, and to return to his former calling as a bouncer

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Funny story: 'Mou' on the move?

'Mou' on the move?

Reports coming in from Anfield suggest that one of the names vying to replace the purportedly outbound Pako Ayestaran as Rafa Benitez' Assistant Manager is Jose Mourinho.

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