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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Have A Jail Cell That Has A Carpet

Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Have A Jail Cell That Has A Carpet

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Dee Lohan has asked her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, to please ask Judge Marsha Revel if she can have a jail cell at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women that has a carpet. LiLo said that she hates to put her pretty little w...

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Funny story: "I hate Jail" says Lindsay Lohan

"I hate Jail" says Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan reported to jail today, she was placed in a cell with 2 bunks, a concrete floor and a steel potty to crap in. She is not very happy about it at all and who can blame her, who wants to share a cell with 3 other people who are not as r...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Girlfriend To Have Conjugal Visits

Lindsay Lohan's New Girlfriend To Have Conjugal Visits

Eilat Anchel, Lindsay Lohan's new playmate, has been given permission to have conjugal visits with Lohan once she begins to serve her ninety days in the slammer. "I hope Eilet gets to come every day", Lohan reportedly told the judge, but she got n...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gives Lindsay Lohan Tips on Being a Jail Bitch

Paris Hilton Gives Lindsay Lohan Tips on Being a Jail Bitch

It seems like only yesterday, another Hollywood bad girl celebrity was being hauled off to jail after stringing the Los Angeles judicial system along for what seemed an eternity. A little over three years ago, in May, 2007, Paris Hilton was on her way to jail with jokes about pink jumpsuits and private cells with hot tubs following right behind. Now it's Lindsay Lohan's turn and Paris, having l...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina, Incarcerated. Many Concerned World Will End

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina, Incarcerated. Many Concerned World Will End

Dateline, Beverly Hills Court, California - Lindsay Lohan's vagina, (the worlds only known talking vagina) was sentenced to 90 days incarceration at a Beverly Hill Courtroom by Judge Marsha Revel. Revel gave Lindsay and her talking vagina duel senten...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: "But I Was in Compliant (sic) With My Um Program.

Lindsay Lohan: "But I Was in Compliant (sic) With My Um Program.

Was your brain wrinkled by Lindsay Lohan's rambling, incoherent speech before the Judge who sentenced her misdemeanant butt to 90 days in jail? You're not alone. Dr. Fartin Sniffit, of the George W. Bush Center for Retarted Speech, has reviewed...

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Funny story: Lohan: "Me, Jail? But Jail Is For Poor People Who Do Coke And Drive Drunk!"

Lohan: "Me, Jail? But Jail Is For Poor People Who Do Coke And Drive Drunk!"

Lindsay Lohan will need to take the next 6 or so months off, because she will be a guest of the State of California. Lindsay Lohan will be serving jail sentences as follows: Linsdsay will be sh-tting into a stanless steel commode during her fir...

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Funny story: Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan Headin' To The Pokey For 90 Days

Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan Headin' To The Pokey For 90 Days

WEST HOLLYWOOD - A California judge has sentenced one of the Left Coast's biggest brats to serve jail time for violating the conditions of her parole. Lindsay Dee Lohan, aka LiLo was sentenced to serve 90 days incarcerated at The Zsa Zsa Gabor St...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Nominated For First Court Appearance Oscar

Lindsay Lohan Nominated For First Court Appearance Oscar

Dateline, Beverly Hills Court - Lindsay Lohan, loved, sweetheart, child actor and controversial personality. Led the gallery, and court personnel, of a Beverly Hills Municipal Court through the entire gambit of her acting arsenal. She showed look...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Love Interest Is A Stunning Gal Named Eilat Anschel

Lindsay Lohan's New Love Interest Is A Stunning Gal Named Eilat Anschel

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The little lost and found, lost and found girl, Lindsay Lohan may just have finally found what she has been looking for, for so many years. After going through a turbulent up and down relationship with DJ Samantha "Bow-Wow" Ronso...

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Funny story: Tearful Lindsay Lohan Gets 90 Days In Jail

Tearful Lindsay Lohan Gets 90 Days In Jail

Mean Girls and all round naughty girl star Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail yesterday by a Beverly Hills court on a charge of breaching bail conditions. Lohan had apparently failed to attend the required number of alcohol dependency...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Upset To Learn "there's not even a cash bar" In Jail

Lindsay Lohan Upset To Learn "there's not even a cash bar" In Jail

Lindsay Lohan, the famous child star actress who has become an out of control adult, was sentenced to 90 days in jail, to be followed by 90 days in a residential substance abuse program. She screamed loudly in the courtroom upon learning that both f...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has New Girlfriend

Lindsay Lohan Has New Girlfriend

It's really hard to keep up but dipsy Lindsay Lohan has a new girlfriend that's a former member of the Israeli Defense Force, Eilat Anschel, whom she met after returning to Los Angeles for her court appearance and sentencing. This is getting a lot...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Tweet or Line from Lohan's Linda Lovelace Biopic Inferno?

Lindsay Lohan Tweet or Line from Lohan's Linda Lovelace Biopic Inferno?

Lindsay Lohan Tweet or Line from Lohan's Linda Lovelace Biopic Inferno? You decide...then we'll reveal the answer! "Iranian mother of two to be stoned to death this is HORRIBLE" Fake love for oppressed women? It's a TWEET! "I'm stupid and ugly and every part of me is a disappointment." Tweet from Samantha Ronson? Nope, Line From Inferno. "I hate my hair and my zitty face and I hate t...

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Funny story: Israeli Soldier Accepts Toughest Mission: Dating Lindsay Lohan.

Israeli Soldier Accepts Toughest Mission: Dating Lindsay Lohan.

Life in Israel is tough enough: Besides being surrounded on all sides by people that hate them, national military service is mandatory for any citizen over the age of 18. It's tough for women as well: Israel is unique in that they assign women to...

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Funny story: Tick, Tock, Clink! Lindsay is Going To Do Time?

Tick, Tock, Clink! Lindsay is Going To Do Time?

One again allegedly-Methedone-eligible Linsday Lohan slept on the bathroom floor until 3PM, only to awaken to the fact that jail is right around the corner for her. Lindsay's got another Court date Tuesday, to explain away -yet again- why she's vi...

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Funny story: Crack, now with Retsyn! Cop Mistook Lindsay's Cocaine for Breath Mint

Crack, now with Retsyn! Cop Mistook Lindsay's Cocaine for Breath Mint

We now know the reason that Lindsay Lohan (Hereinafter referred to as "Defendant") ended up spending 80 minutes in the clink after a drunken, cocaine-fueled chase on the PCH, and it wasn't because she gave oral treats to the cops at the scene. Wh...

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