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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Bad Sex Memory At Thanksgiving

Kristen Stewart's Bad Sex Memory At Thanksgiving

While several of us were allowed recently to talk with some of the cast of Twilight: New Moon, the group somehow got onto Thanksgiving, being this time of year, and some great memories they had. Probably, the other reason was because everyone was...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's Twilight Movie Not All It's Cracked Up To Be

Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's Twilight Movie Not All It's Cracked Up To Be

Following all the hype. Spoof writer Skoob1999 was left to his own devices, drinking beer, as usual, and generally being silly and feeding the cats. As his much beloved wife went to bed. Leaving Skoob to watch a movie. The movie he opted...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's 'Twilight' Premier On Sky TV Causes Havoc In UK Household.

Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's 'Twilight' Premier On Sky TV Causes Havoc In UK Household.

The television premiere of cult vampire movie, Twilight, on Sky Movies Premier this evening caused chaos in one UK household. Spoof correspondent Skoob1999 wanted to watch the movie so that he could gain a further degree of understanding of the Ro...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Throws Handbag at Paparazzi.

Kristen Stewart Throws Handbag at Paparazzi.

We all get a little desperate sometimes. And who can blame poor Kristen for this? Paparazzi must really get on her nerves, and who wouldn't snap? But it's good that Kristen can laugh about it because, we surely can. It all started normally. Leavi...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Confesses To Kristen

Robert Pattinson Confesses To Kristen

Apparently Robert Pattinson had something in his past that he really didn't want Kristen Stewart to know but she knew instinctively that there has always been something that he has been holding back. So, this past weekend he told her, and it didn...

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Funny story: Saw Kristen With Her Knickers Down

Saw Kristen With Her Knickers Down

The stars of the Twilight movies are becoming a little like the characters they portray in that they can no longer get about as others do. "Once you get well-known as a character", stated Taylor Lautner in an exclusive interview with me, "It's lik...

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Funny story: Is Erin Andrews Another Miley Or Kristen? Brit Press Asks.

Is Erin Andrews Another Miley Or Kristen? Brit Press Asks.

Who is Erin Andrews? This is the question currently reverberating around the United Kingdom, and the British press have made it patently obvious that they're not about to have the wool pulled over their eyes yet again. Jetty Morgan, one time edito...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Celebrates National Ass Appreciation Day

Kristen Stewart Celebrates National Ass Appreciation Day

Since September 28th has been designated National Breast Appreciation Day by stories all over the web, it appears that on Friday the 25th of September, Kristen Stewart may have created National Ass Appreciation Day. Apparently Kristen and some of...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

BT Bishop, manager of chart topping girl group 'The Bonkettes' today announced that the search for a fourth Bonkette continues following a number of failed auditions. "We have to take this thing in hand" BT Bishop told us. "We had auditions in cen...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Suffering Morning Sickness?

Kristen Stewart Suffering Morning Sickness?

Kristen Stewart has been having to stop some filming scenes of late to hurry to the bathroom on the run. This has set the tongues to wagging as an inside source repeated what he had been hearing, Monday. "Several of the ladies say she is pregnant...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Spotted in Maternity Wear with Kristen Stewart!

Rob Pattinson Spotted in Maternity Wear with Kristen Stewart!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Today, for the first time ever, Robert Pattinson gave photographers a chance to snap some shots of him trying on maternity wear accompanied by gal pal Kristen Stewart! "Guys can be so competitive," explained Stewart.

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Runs Into Real Vampires

Kristen Stewart Runs Into Real Vampires

On her way out of the studio in Canada Saturday and accompanied by two bodyguards, Kristen Stewart first knew something was wrong when she suddenly turned and the two were missing. The next thing she knew, according to her story later, was that sh...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Star In "The Kristen Stewart Story"

Kristen Stewart To Star In "The Kristen Stewart Story"

LONDON - It has been announced that Kristen Stewart is to star in Reginald Chiswickett's The Kristen Stewart Story. Chiswickett is considered to be one of England's most respected producers. He produced four of the James Bond films including Rwand...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Rob Pattinson Bonkathon Rumour

Kristen Stewart Denies Rob Pattinson Bonkathon Rumour

Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart today emerged from her trailer at MGM studios in Hollywood to deny rumours that she had taken part in a three day bonkathon with co-star Robert Pattinson. "It's just not true," a tearful Stewart told the assembled...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother

Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother

NEW YORK CITY - After months of lots and lots of speculation, intonation, contemplation, and guesstimation, unnamed reliable sources have stated that Martha Stewart is in fact Kristen Stewart's biological grandmother. Martha who is 68, and Kristen...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret

Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret

Hot on the heels of the shocking revelation that Twilight star and teen heart throb, Robert Pattinson rarely washes his hair, comes a further damaging revelation from his own mother! It seems that Pattinson isn't all that keen on washing his feet...

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