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Funny story: Prince leads school storytelling

Prince leads school storytelling

American pop musician Prince led a storytelling circle yesterday at a small village school in Aberford, Leeds. He read Beatrix Potter's The Tale Of Peter Rabbit to 10 enthralled youngsters at Borrowdale Primary School.

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Funny story: Free Bus Travel For Teenagers Sparks Row Amongst Pensioners

Free Bus Travel For Teenagers Sparks Row Amongst Pensioners

A scheme put forward by the government to allow young people and teenagers to travel free on bus services throughout Britain, has come under fire from grumpy old pensioners.

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Funny story: British Teens Drink A Hundred Bottles of Beer and Are Off the Wall!

British Teens Drink A Hundred Bottles of Beer and Are Off the Wall!

A study carried out by Liverpool John Moore's university has found almost all of 15-to-16-year-olds in North West England are involved in underage binge drinking and violence.

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Funny story: A Dead Dr. Seuss Leaves Style That Inspires Students To Learn History

A Dead Dr. Seuss Leaves Style That Inspires Students To Learn History

Well, with all the sex scandals and other crap circulating briskly throughout the whole U.S., an enterprising scholar/writer has seized upon our childhoods to get important messages across to our school kids from 3rd grade through the senior year of high school.

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Funny story: Brian Ashton to be used as treatment for hyperactive children

Brian Ashton to be used as treatment for hyperactive children

Current rugby union England coach, Brian Ashton, is to be used as a new treatment for children who show aggressive and hyperactive behaviour.

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Funny story: 25% of US Female Teens Diseased; First Evidence of Virgin STD's!

25% of US Female Teens Diseased; First Evidence of Virgin STD's!

With 25% of US Female Teens infected with STD's most researchers expected to find significant numbers among US Teen Males.

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Funny story: Children To Be Encouraged To Swear At Queen

Children To Be Encouraged To Swear At Queen

A report commissioned by PM Gordon Brown on British citizenship says that children leaving school should be encouraged to swear at the Queen, but, for obvious reasons, they should avoid the C-word...

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Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil

Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil

Police and forensic scientists digging at the site of the Jersey Children's Home Murder Mystery, haven't yet found any further evidence of foul play, but have instead struck oil.

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Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Latest

Jersey Horror Dig Latest

Police and forensic scientists excavating the site of the Jersey Children's Home in their search for bones, have revealed that they have made a significant discovery in their investigation - soil.

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Funny story: Materialism Harms UK Kiddies!

Materialism Harms UK Kiddies!

Not long ago, a study of British child-rearing practices suggested that the UK's kiddies are near the bottom of the barrel. Now we hear that impoverishment of Britain's brats is in fact a blessing incognito. It's material things like warm...

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Funny story: New mosquito device "will infect teenagers with malaria"

New mosquito device "will infect teenagers with malaria"

Following the success of the Mosquito anti-teenager alarm, which works by emitting a high-pitched sound that only teenagers can hear, the company responsible has produced its new Mark III version. This works by releasing thousands of real mosquitoes...

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Funny story: Anti-Yob Mosquito device makes mosquitos Gay

Anti-Yob Mosquito device makes mosquitos Gay

Insect rights groups were furious at the use of so-called mosquito anti-yob devices.

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Funny story: Britain Has it's OATS (old age thugs)

Britain Has it's OATS (old age thugs)

According to police sources, Britain's streets are now no-go areas as gangs of elderly thugs are gathering around off-licences and Bingo Halls making general nuisances of themselves. Already this week 3

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Funny story: Mosquitos Come Under Fire From Children's Group

Mosquitos Come Under Fire From Children's Group

A children's group has called for the eradication of the Mosquito, saying it is grossly unfair to the young, and is indiscriminate in targeting them.

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Funny story: New APA warning label: May Contain Clowns

New APA warning label: May Contain Clowns

Based on results from researchers in England, the American Psychological Association (APA) is advocating a new warning label for clowns.

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Funny story: New study reveals shaken babies score low on tests; many southerners and WWF wrestlers affected with Shaken Baby Syndrome

New study reveals shaken babies score low on tests; many southerners and WWF wrestlers affected with Shaken Baby Syndrome

A new study revealed today that babies which are shaken by their parents score lower on standardized achievement and end-of-grade tests when they are school aged than their unshaken peers.

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Funny story: New Shower Curtain Goes Up Today!

New Shower Curtain Goes Up Today!

Let's face it. I don't have a lot going in my life, so later today when I install my new shower curtain, I will live on that accomplishment for a week. Some people are multi-taskers. They can juggle a bunch of stuff into a day's life and still get the kids home from soccer practice, fry up a decent dinner for the husband, and then sexulate him once the kids are asleep (I hope to God. P...

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