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Funny story: Wills and Kate announce Royal Wedding plans

Wills and Kate announce Royal Wedding plans

Prince William and Kate Middleton have today announced the plans for their very unlavish wedding next Easter. Owing to the current recession, the royals will attempt to hide how incredibly rich they are. Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams wil...

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Funny story: Royal couple announce wedding plans and millions of Brits hoping to escape it, book their holidays too!

Royal couple announce wedding plans and millions of Brits hoping to escape it, book their holidays too!

Prince William and his wife to be, Kate Middleton have officially announced their wedding itinerary for the great day. From morning till evening everything has been meticulously planned and even an official public holiday has also been announced.

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Funny story: Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding to 'be done on a budget'

Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding to 'be done on a budget'

This years royal wedding will not be as extravagant as past events and is estimated to cost less than £500! Following the ceremony the couple will be transported by a 1966 Jaguar Mk2 in rusty white to Fox and Hounds pub in Peckham. Once there they...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the...

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Funny story: Commemorative Coin Makes Kate and William Look like Snooki and the Situation

Commemorative Coin Makes Kate and William Look like Snooki and the Situation

Most everyone who has seen the Royal Wedding Commemorative Coin with botched likenesses of Kate Middleton and Prince William are coming up with some very unkind things to say about them. Everything from calling William a "hunka hunka burnin' love" to...

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Funny story: Hideously Ugly Kate Middleton Coin Causes Massive Devaluation of the Pound

Hideously Ugly Kate Middleton Coin Causes Massive Devaluation of the Pound

Britain's economic woes deepened today as the value of the pound sunk beneath .13 EUR. Currency watchers lay the blame at the feet of the Mint's new Royal Wedding coin, which appears to be inspired by a police mug shot. The coin, which stops loo...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Invites Prince William and Kate Middleton To Appear On Her Reality Show, "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

Sarah Palin Invites Prince William and Kate Middleton To Appear On Her Reality Show, "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, whose reality show, Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska has just surpassed Glee, Desperate Housewives, 30 Rock, and CSI: Miami in the Nielsen Ratings has invited England's Prince William and Kate Middleton to appear on her runa...

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Funny story: Queen Mother's car pelted with flowers

Queen Mother's car pelted with flowers

Queen Catherine the Queen Mother was being driven through the centre of London in her maroon ninety year old high top Rolls Royce yesterday, when she was spotted by pedestrians walking past street vendors selling flowers. They mobbed the car forc...

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Funny story: Joy as Tony Blair's son and Cherry Bush's daughter publish engagement pics!

Joy as Tony Blair's son and Cherry Bush's daughter publish engagement pics!

London - (Mario Testosterone News): As con artists go Tony and Cherie surely take the biscuit. But their respective little bastards may be outdoing them in the deception stakes this week. Posing in a St James' Palace reception room the couple k...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton buys milk and isn't photographed doing so

Kate Middleton buys milk and isn't photographed doing so

DAILY Mail readers were utterly furious last night after discovering that Kate Middleton had bought a pint of milk from the corner shop and hadn't been photographed doing so. The slip only came to light after another customer, a Mail reader, wrote in...

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Funny story: Wish List: Kate Middleton Wedding Registry Released

Wish List: Kate Middleton Wedding Registry Released

With her first marriage pending, Kate Middleton faces the task of setting up house as a young wife. And, having lived largely at home over the past decade, there's virtually nothing she doesn't need. "She's registered at Stella McCartney, Liberty...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Merchandising Bans To Be Strictly Enforced

Royal Wedding Merchandising Bans To Be Strictly Enforced

The Palace is determined that next year's Royal nuptials between Prince William and Kate Middleton will remain a tat souvenir free zone. Previously, royal wedding ceremonies have provided a lucrative free market for entrepreneurial purveyors of 'u...

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Funny story: Secret Palace Concern over Testino/Middleton Photo Shoot

Secret Palace Concern over Testino/Middleton Photo Shoot

Buckingham Palace is 'delighted' over the 'announcement by Clarence House' that Kate Middleton is to appear in a series of photographs by famed photographer Mario Testino. The Palace says 'we applaud the choice of Mr. Testino, whose gifted work has...

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Funny story: 'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster

'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster

Buckingham Palace has today definitely ruled out the possibility of the wedding party dancing up the aisle of Westminster Abbey in a YouTube sensation when Prince William marries Kate Middleton in the spring of 2011. "Suggestions such as this dis...

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Funny story: Prince William, Like Prince Charles To Marry Nanny Look Alike!

Prince William, Like Prince Charles To Marry Nanny Look Alike!

Prince William is following in his father's footsteps, according to the latest out of Britain, by marrying a woman who looks just like the nanny of his childhood! "Prince William's fiance Kate Middleton bears an almost uncanny resemblance to his n...

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Funny story: William pulls out : Kate says it happens to many men.

William pulls out : Kate says it happens to many men.

Prince William flew from Heathrow Airport last night on a scheduled Air Kamchatka flight after having broken off his engagement to Kate Middleton. Air Kamchatka operates flights between London and Kamchatka in the Russian Far East, but Buckingham...

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Funny story: Will and Kate

Will and Kate

I wrote this months ago but I thought people might like to see it again. Will and Kate by Rob Barratt Will and Kate, Will and Kate Better late than never, mate To wed the future head of state Though he has a receding pate I'm sure you'll really get on great, Kate Will and Kate, will he Kate Will he want to masturbate In front of paintings at the Tate? At a really quite alarming r...

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