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Funny story: Gustav Flies Up Mississippi to St Paul! God Hates McCain! Or Does She?

Gustav Flies Up Mississippi to St Paul! God Hates McCain! Or Does She?

The Republican Convention has been completely derailed by hurricane Obama, er, I mean, Gustav! If there was any doubt where divine favor lay after the miraculously flawless Democratic convention in Denver, that debate is now over. As Republican d...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Daughter Bristol Pregnant With John McCain's Baby

Sarah Palin's Daughter Bristol Pregnant With John McCain's Baby

Delegates arriving at the Republican convention in St Paul were rocked on their heels today, when the news broke that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is pregnant, and unmarried as well! There were gasps as the word was...

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Funny story: The Wrong Palin

The Wrong Palin

Senator John McCain has admitted that he has hired the wrong Palin to be his running mate. A top secret memo, leaked by Coldpost.com shows that the man who would be President wanted Micheal Palin, of Monty Python fame, rather than Sarah Palin (no...

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Funny story: John McCain and Sarah Palin Treated for Sex Addiction

John McCain and Sarah Palin Treated for Sex Addiction

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - John McCain and Sarah Palin have been admitted to a clinic for the treatment of their sex addiction. "They haven't been able to keep their hands off each other since he named her his running mate," said an anonymous senio...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin picked as USA president's running mate because of family connections

Sarah Palin picked as USA president's running mate because of family connections

Presidential hopeful John McCain has picked Sarah Palin because of her British family connections. In a statement issued today, the office of John McCain said: "We felt Sarah Palin's relationship with a brother who has direct access to an impor...

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Funny story: Palin Had Her Daughter's Baby by John McCain!

Palin Had Her Daughter's Baby by John McCain!

Repub Candie VPiLF Sarah Palin, former beauty queen and snowmobile mogul, apparently made believe she was pregnant for the fifth time after keeping the make believe pregnancy a secret for seven months to protect her daughter from the disgrace of bear...

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Funny story: Eyeglass Industry Booms As Sarah Palin Is Nominated for Vice-President

Eyeglass Industry Booms As Sarah Palin Is Nominated for Vice-President

Thanks to John McCain, a Four-Eye is at the forefront of the American political scene. "We're ecstatic," declared one executive of an eyeglass manufacturing firm. "Sarah Palin is showing the world you can be gorgeous and also wear eyeglasses. Sh...

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Funny story: Pythoner Michael "Sarah" Palin Lands Republican VP Slot!

Pythoner Michael "Sarah" Palin Lands Republican VP Slot!

Every Monty Python lover across the globe got a kick out of the cross dressing and falsettoed comic antics of the all male troop of British absurdists.No one including fellow Pyton vets like John Cleese and Terry Gilliam knew that Michael Palin had m...

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Funny story: Obama and Palin in a Race for the Most Inexperienced

Obama and Palin in a Race for the Most Inexperienced

Can an Illinois State Senator who spends a little while in the US Senate between book contracts convince the American people that he is better qualified to be the US President than an Alaskan village tribal leader who got to be Governor of a frozen w...

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Funny story: VPILF Candie Palin Is Pro-Life, Pro-Gun and Pro-Myth

VPILF Candie Palin Is Pro-Life, Pro-Gun and Pro-Myth

Close to death Repub candie John McCain picked Sarah Palin to be his VPILF because he wants to leave America without reproductive choice, with a shit load of guns and trapped in the ignorance of mistaken science. McCain's former psychiatrist offered...

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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

Minnesota - Just when you thought the campaign trail could get no stranger or less insulting of our intelligence, the McCain Campaign came up with a ringer. In what many Hillary Clinton supporters term as insulting, The Spoof.Com has learned today th...

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Funny story: McCain Introduces Sarah Palin as Running Mate

McCain Introduces Sarah Palin as Running Mate

DAYTON, Ohio - Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain introduced his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, at a raucous rally Friday, praising her "well groomed cuticles " and "skill" in arranging matching outfits." "She is exactly w...

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Funny story: McCain Scores with MILF VP!

McCain Scores with MILF VP!

Antediluvian Repub candie Johnny McC has scored big time with Alaskan Governor, former village mayor , beauty queen and present day big time MILF as his Vice Presidential choice. Desperate for some feeble sign of life , the half dead senior citiz...

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Funny story: Spoof writer plays McCain blinder

Spoof writer plays McCain blinder

London - (Ass Mess): A veteran Spoof! writer has been revealed as a top secret White House campaign strategist to GOP presidential wannabe John McCain. Queen Mudder's 13 May 2008 Spoof! news story predicted Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin would be s...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin supports creationism

Sarah Palin supports creationism

Vice President hopeful Sarah Palin has admitted that she believes creationism should be taught in schools. The Alaskan Senator picked as a running mate by John McCain said 'Yeah sure why not? Creationism deserves to be taught alongside evolution.

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Funny story: McCain picks SNL's Tina Fey for VP!

McCain picks SNL's Tina Fey for VP!

Washington, DC - In a surprise of the century, McCain today announced Tina Fey as his running mate for the GOP ticket. Fey accepted McCain's offer having to cross party lines switching from a democrat to a republican to do so. All in an apparent blow...

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Funny story: McCain Yields to NRA with Veep Selection

McCain Yields to NRA with Veep Selection

This morning, Republican Presidential nominee, Senator John McCain, in a nod to the NRA and to disabled Americans, selected Elmer Fudd as his running mate for the White House in 2008. Beltway pundits were momentarily speechless. While the conventi...

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