The rematch of the planet was announced today. Lucifer "morning star" Seraphim was to be given a rematch with Jesus "Holy Trinity" Carpenter in the revenge match of all time.
Jesus Christ has risen again in order to carry on his work for the salvation of Mankind.
The American cable channel Bravo has introduced a divine new reality show featuring a family already beloved by millions around the world. Having relocated from Nazareth, Mary, Joseph, and a teenage Jesus Christ adjust to a life away from the barren Middle East and immersed in the fertility of Orange County. TheSpoof.com has acquire an excerpt of the transcript from the first episode.
SALT LAKE CITY - The enduring mystery of what Jesus really looked like was solved today after the Lord returned to earth in his Second Coming.
SAN ANTONIO - A woman who never leaves home without her cross on a chain reported today that she also glorifies the bullet that killed her friend who "was the greatest friend in the whole world" and was "closer than a sister."
"Jesus Christ, what the f**k have you done?", were the words on everyone's lips today in the Holy Land - voted by' Religions Weekly magazine' as the holiest site in the world - as
Edna God - the little heard-of wife of divine entity and ruler of the Universe God- has spoken publicly about their relationship in an interview with a women's magazine.
(Chicago Il) Obama can't seems to keep away from controversial pastors. The Reverend Jeremiah Wright's replacement has a message to upset both liberals and conservatives. The new pastor is Jesus H. Christ and he gave his first sermon yesterda...
Eldorado, Texas - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): One hundred pregnant under-eighteen year-olds taken from the Yearning For Zion polygamy nutters' hellhole have stunned doctors after ultrasound scans showed images of Jesus in their wombs.
THOMPSON DAILY, ND - David Barker felt empty after the death of his beloved grandmother. Unable to cope with the loss of the woman who had raised him, he became angry and bitter. But then one day, while searching nostalgically through boxes of his...
EL PASO, TX - For many recent immigrants, America is a land of hope and opportunity. For some, though, it can be strange and confusing. Jesus Gomez is one of the latter, as the new resident of El Paso has noticed a disturbing trend among his new fe...
Hollywood - (Holy Ass Mess): Basic Instinct director Paul Verhoeven has written a new biography of Jesus which is guaranteed to get up the noses of the Vatican, celeb tabloid LA FagHagSlag reports today.
Multi-millionnairess Heather Mills astonished medical experts yesterday when she announced that her amputated left leg has started growing again, fuelling intense speculation that the ex-model's ex-husband
A collection of what are believed to be the world's oldest satirical writings has been uncovered by archaeologists excavating in Jordan. The numerous works explore a wide range of topics pertinent to the era including contraception, child care, fa...
Vienna, Austria - (Sieg Heil Mess): An etching in Vienna's religious museum of Jesus and his apostles dressed in SS uniforms during the Last Orgy Supper has identified a huge fanbase of Austrian P2 Lodge aficionados.
Channel 4 have announced today that they are anticipating the next series of Big Brother to be the biggest and best series yet. But have they taken things a step too far by accepting our lord Jesus Christ, Moses and Satan into the house?...
One of the best friends of Divine entity Jesus Christ has scooped $750,000 on a lottery game. Kevin Smyth 30, said his win was a bit of luck and a little bit of 'divine intervention'.
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