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Funny story: Had Jesus Been Born in 90210

Had Jesus Been Born in 90210

The American cable channel Bravo has introduced a divine new reality show featuring a family already beloved by millions around the world. Having relocated from Nazareth, Mary, Joseph, and a teenage Jesus Christ adjust to a life away from the barren Middle East and immersed in the fertility of Orange County. TheSpoof.com has acquire an excerpt of the transcript from the first episode.

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Funny story: Jesus Returns To Earth - Confirms He Is Indeed A Hippie-Haired, Pale-Faced, Sissy-Looking White Guy

Jesus Returns To Earth - Confirms He Is Indeed A Hippie-Haired, Pale-Faced, Sissy-Looking White Guy

SALT LAKE CITY - The enduring mystery of what Jesus really looked like was solved today after the Lord returned to earth in his Second Coming.

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Funny story: Woman Wearing Cross Also Worships Bullet That Killed Best Friend

Woman Wearing Cross Also Worships Bullet That Killed Best Friend

SAN ANTONIO - A woman who never leaves home without her cross on a chain reported today that she also glorifies the bullet that killed her friend who "was the greatest friend in the whole world" and was "closer than a sister."

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Funny story: Jesus Stones a Cripple Man

Jesus Stones a Cripple Man

"Jesus Christ, what the f**k have you done?", were the words on everyone's lips today in the Holy Land - voted by' Religions Weekly magazine' as the holiest site in the world - as

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Funny story: God can be a moody bastard, claims Wife

God can be a moody bastard, claims Wife

Edna God - the little heard-of wife of divine entity and ruler of the Universe God- has spoken publicly about their relationship in an interview with a women's magazine.

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Funny story: Obama's New Pastor is Jesus H. Christ

Obama's New Pastor is Jesus H. Christ

(Chicago Il) Obama can't seems to keep away from controversial pastors. The Reverend Jeremiah Wright's replacement has a message to upset both liberals and conservatives. The new pastor is Jesus H. Christ and he gave his first sermon yesterda...

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Funny story: Pregnant polygamy girls' ultrasounds show images of Jesus

Pregnant polygamy girls' ultrasounds show images of Jesus

Eldorado, Texas - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): One hundred pregnant under-eighteen year-olds taken from the Yearning For Zion polygamy nutters' hellhole have stunned doctors after ultrasound scans showed images of Jesus in their wombs.

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Funny story: Teen Finds Jesus, Loses Him Again

Teen Finds Jesus, Loses Him Again

THOMPSON DAILY, ND - David Barker felt empty after the death of his beloved grandmother. Unable to cope with the loss of the woman who had raised him, he became angry and bitter. But then one day, while searching nostalgically through boxes of his...

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Funny story: Jesus a Little Freaked-Out by Everyone Constantly Cursing Him

Jesus a Little Freaked-Out by Everyone Constantly Cursing Him

EL PASO, TX - For many recent immigrants, America is a land of hope and opportunity. For some, though, it can be strange and confusing. Jesus Gomez is one of the latter, as the new resident of El Paso has noticed a disturbing trend among his new fe...

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Funny story: Jesus was bastard spawned by Roman legionary Panthera says Basic Instinct director

Jesus was bastard spawned by Roman legionary Panthera says Basic Instinct director

Hollywood - (Holy Ass Mess): Basic Instinct director Paul Verhoeven has written a new biography of Jesus which is guaranteed to get up the noses of the Vatican, celeb tabloid LA FagHagSlag reports today.

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Funny story: Heather Mills' Leg Is "Growing Again"

Heather Mills' Leg Is "Growing Again"

Multi-millionnairess Heather Mills astonished medical experts yesterday when she announced that her amputated left leg has started growing again, fuelling intense speculation that the ex-model's ex-husband

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Funny story: World's oldest spoof discovered

World's oldest spoof discovered

A collection of what are believed to be the world's oldest satirical writings has been uncovered by archaeologists excavating in Jordan. The numerous works explore a wide range of topics pertinent to the era including contraception, child care, fa...

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Funny story: Jesus' Last Nazi Orgy sparks Austrian cheer

Jesus' Last Nazi Orgy sparks Austrian cheer

Vienna, Austria - (Sieg Heil Mess): An etching in Vienna's religious museum of Jesus and his apostles dressed in SS uniforms during the Last Orgy Supper has identified a huge fanbase of Austrian P2 Lodge aficionados.

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Funny story: Jesus Christ to star in next series of Big Brother

Jesus Christ to star in next series of Big Brother

Channel 4 have announced today that they are anticipating the next series of Big Brother to be the biggest and best series yet. But have they taken things a step too far by accepting our lord Jesus Christ, Moses and Satan into the house?...

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Funny story: Jesus' Best Friend Wins Lottery

Jesus' Best Friend Wins Lottery

One of the best friends of Divine entity Jesus Christ has scooped $750,000 on a lottery game. Kevin Smyth 30, said his win was a bit of luck and a little bit of 'divine intervention'.

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Funny story: The Jesus Diet Saves!

The Jesus Diet Saves!

When was the last time you took a good look at your crucifix? What? You don't have a crucifix? What are you, some sort of Satanist, or Atheist, or philanthropist?...

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Funny story: Shares in Jesus set to dive

Shares in Jesus set to dive

AIM-listed Jesus is set to take a battering this weekend, as many analysts predict controlling stakeholder, Rome based Pilate, will announce transference of a major debt. "This will be a hard burden for Jesus to bear" said analyst Peter Mann, of Fis...

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