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Funny story: Tom Cruise is Gayest Guy in Hollywood

Tom Cruise is Gayest Guy in Hollywood

An insider has revealed that heart-throb movie star Tom Cruise is the gayest man in Hollywood history.

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Funny story: Hollywood Moguls Covene in Hills To Chart Movie Course for Next 10 Years

Hollywood Moguls Covene in Hills To Chart Movie Course for Next 10 Years

A few weekends ago at the spacious Hollywod Hills home of Jim Carry and Carrie Carry, the high rollers of Tinsel Town (we mean Hollywood, as with the Hollywod Sign!), mostly Jewish producers and directors, met to map out a strategy of getting the moviegoing audiences back into the theaters. Heavy tolls have been exacted on moviehouse revenues by DVD rentals, knockoff DVDs, Internet broadcasts, ill...

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Funny story: Ebony and Ivory miscast by Hollywood

Ebony and Ivory miscast by Hollywood

Hollywood is misinformed about the number of white people who have blacks as best friends and should start portraying such relationships more realistically on TV and film, according to a report released by the National Alliance of Caucasians on Monda...

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Funny story: Richard Gere Found 'Not Guilty' Of Obscenity, 'Guilty' Of Obscurity

Richard Gere Found 'Not Guilty' Of Obscenity, 'Guilty' Of Obscurity

The Indian Supreme Court has thrown out a legal case which accused has-been Hollywood actor Richard Gere of obscene behaviour, ruling instead, that he is not 'obscene' but &...

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Funny story: Alien dines at Hot Hollywood Restaurant

Alien dines at Hot Hollywood Restaurant

It's the stuff that makes up great movies. An alien monster dined at Hugo, a fancy Hollywood hotspot for stars and paparazzi, last night. Its companion for the evening was star stylist Cher Coulter. Clearly it was trying to masquerade as a Hollyw...

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Funny story: Top Ten Ways to Know You Are an Hollywood Has-Been.

Top Ten Ways to Know You Are an Hollywood Has-Been.

10. When you ask someone, "Don't you know who I am?" and they reply "No."...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Grows Beard For Latest Role

Tom Cruise Grows Beard For Latest Role

Heterosexual Scientology-loving Hollywood heartthrob, Tom Cruise has grown a beard to portray Rumpelstiltskin in his latest movie. The star - who is married to a woman, and likes having sex with women and only women...

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Funny story: Every Actor in Hollywood Overdoses on Drugs At Same Time

Every Actor in Hollywood Overdoses on Drugs At Same Time

Los Angeles hospitals and emergency rooms were taxed to the limit when every actor in Hollywood overdosed on prescription medication at the same time.

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Funny story: Pellicano case: nominations announced for Hollywood's top predator gongs

Pellicano case: nominations announced for Hollywood's top predator gongs

Los Angeles - (Worst Ass Mess): Expect a sex, drugs and blackmail earthquake to hit Tinseltown after tonight's Oscars red carpet is rolled out for the last time says a leading article in Hollywood's premier celeb newspaper LaFagHagSlagMag...

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Funny story: Writers restless for more bad TV, movies

Writers restless for more bad TV, movies

TV and movie writers are thrilled about their new contract and eager to get back to penning sophomoric TV shows that Americans crave. Union chief Hop Russell said, "They're sick and tired of writing their kids' term papers."...

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Funny story: Muffled Cries As Tom Cruise Wraps Shrink

Muffled Cries As Tom Cruise Wraps Shrink

Muffled cries for help were heard early this morning and Paramedics were called to the Hollywood office of noted Psycholopgist,Dr L. Ron Hugebill where he was found wrapped in 'cling-film'.

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Funny story: King David's very viable list of 10 things to do instead of watch TV

King David's very viable list of 10 things to do instead of watch TV

Four months into the Hollywood writer's strike and Americans are wondering what to do with their time. Here are some suggestions:...

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Funny story: Hollywood hires police sketch artists and modern interpretative dancers to help illustrate film clips ban by the WGA at up coming award shows

Hollywood hires police sketch artists and modern interpretative dancers to help illustrate film clips ban by the WGA at up coming award shows

Hollywood, California - Bared by the Writer's Guild of America (WGA) from showing film clips at any of the upcoming awards shows this season, Hollywood has desperately turned to police sketch artists to help illustrate to audience members and vie...

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Funny story: Axis of Success

Axis of Success

During US election campaigns, 2000, Al Gore tried everything possible to win, for instance, kissing his wife on the stage in Hollywood style, while his wife almost suffocated. According to BBC that kiss "helped Gore emerge from Clinton's shadow.", but the overcast was too thick. Someone with a lower IQ than Al Gore, 133, might have interpreted that as Al Gore being a great kisser! Ho...

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Funny story: Sub Continent of India dissapears up Richard Gere's backside

Sub Continent of India dissapears up Richard Gere's backside

The Earth lost almost 1/6th of it's population today following a disaster involving former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere.

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Funny story: Snoopy Paws

Snoopy Paws

World famous Beagle, jet fighter pilot, and friend to Woodstock, Snoopy is to leave his paw prints in Hollywood's walk of fame.

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Funny story: Hollywood Writer's Strike - Will Write for Food

Hollywood Writer's Strike - Will Write for Food

All I know is what I read on the Internet or the Variety news rag! Well, it looks like the Hollywood writers strike may become a reality. However, you will have to keep your ear to the ground, because you won't see it in writing. Seems Hollywood writers are upset by the recent revenues created by DVD's and Internet distribution (New Media).

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