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Funny story: Hip Replacement Hip Replacement

Hip Replacement Hip Replacement

The Hip Replacement Hip Replacement Company of Las Vegas, Nevada recently announced that they are considering opening a new subsidiary company that would be located in Fallon, Nevada, that would offer hip replacements for those who had unsuccessful h...

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Funny story: Index finger length prostate cancer clue

Index finger length prostate cancer clue

A British Journal of Cancer study has found men whose index finger is longer than their ring finger are more likely to poke themselves in the bum hole then men with shorter fingers. Men are well known for poking themselves in the bum hole in secre...

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Funny story: This Medication May Have Some Side Effects

This Medication May Have Some Side Effects

You may experience some side effects when taking this medication. You may experience memory lapses to varying degrees. You may forget to take your daily dose. (If you do, simply return to the daily schedule. Do not take two doses together.) You may forget where you have placed your bottle of medication. (We suggest leaving the bottle on your night stand or otherwise out in the open. You...

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Funny story: WHO Warns of Possible Asian Gerbil Flu Epidemic

WHO Warns of Possible Asian Gerbil Flu Epidemic

The World Health Organization (WHO)has issued warnings to every major country's health departments regarding the spread of the deadly Asian gerbil flu. Two cases of the flu have already been confirmed, one just outside of Phuket, Thailand and one jus...

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Funny story: Snot and Vitamin C, the breakfast of Champions!

Snot and Vitamin C, the breakfast of Champions!

The global conspiracy behind the financial crisis has been uncovered in Ireland. A scientific discovery that threatens governments, pharmaceuticals,insurance companies and civilization itself has been revealed. Dr. Mu O'Cus, a stressed out re...

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Funny story: University Study Reveales Long Term Effects of Airport Scans

University Study Reveales Long Term Effects of Airport Scans

When polled, flyers across the nation are concerned about the long term effects from the full body scans being conducted in airports. One long term frequent flyer voiced his worries, "when I go to the dentist they drape me in lead, how's this diff...

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Funny story: One in Four Fat Birds Just Don't Know It

One in Four Fat Birds Just Don't Know It

An article published in an Essex medical journal claims a quarter of fat birds are in denial and don't think they have a weight problem. Experts at the world famous Romford Medical Institute have conducted interviews with 2,000 women aged 18 to...

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Funny story: Irish Medical Study: Combat Modeling Reveals Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Irish Medical Study: Combat Modeling Reveals Why Women Live Longer Than Men

(Irish Times) - Medical research focusing on the work of British mathematician, Frederick Lanchester, suggests that his theories may explain why women live longer on average than men. Said Dr. Eoin "Sweet Release" O'Death of County Mayo Clinic: "...

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Funny story: Polenta Key To Pregnancy Length

Polenta Key To Pregnancy Length

The polenta may play a key role in determining the gestation period of humans and other mammals. New research links growth rates of mammals inside the womb to the structure of the polenta and the way it connects mother and baby. Our science and...

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Funny story: Would you really want to know you'd get Alzheimer's?

Would you really want to know you'd get Alzheimer's?

A test could indicate whether people in their 40s are more likely to develop dementia later in life, scientists say. But wouldn't many of us rather not know? The statistics are scary: One in three people aged over 65 will die with dementia. Ho...

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Funny story: Future News: Dangerous New Drug 'Alcohol' Banned

Future News: Dangerous New Drug 'Alcohol' Banned

To be published in 2178 - OBAMA, D.C. (EAST AMERICORP), LOSERDON (EMPIRE OF C4MER0N) - Research scientists at the University of Barack, and the Loserdon University have synthesised a drug called 'alcohol', a chemical found in the fossils of Old Age p...

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Funny story: Patients' Watchdog welcomes end to NHS monopoly

Patients' Watchdog welcomes end to NHS monopoly

A Hospital Patients' watchdog has welcomed the extension of the Coalition Government's Big Society thinking to the NHS, following yesterday's announcement by Andrew Lansley, Secretary of State for Health. Lansley, in a speech to Community Groups...

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Funny story: Old People Told Not to get Sick

Old People Told Not to get Sick

Skiving Oldies, pretending to have health problems are clogging up the Health system. 'It is about time Old People learnt to stop being so pathetic' said Hospital Chief Dr Mortician 'we get these people complaining about everything under the sun. The...

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Funny story: This is no spoof: Scientists discover secret of eternal youth!

This is no spoof: Scientists discover secret of eternal youth!

The moment that pharmaceutical companies world wide have long dreaded has finally arrived. The new kid on the block is urine. Yez folks just piss on your partner and within a few short weeks he she or both of you will will have natural looking radiant skin free of blemishes, even age spots can be diminished by liberal applications three times daily and it's completely free. If used fresh it ha...

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Funny story: Great Balls of Fire: Lap Top Use Linked to Scorched Scrotums & Lukewarm Sex Activity!

Great Balls of Fire: Lap Top Use Linked to Scorched Scrotums & Lukewarm Sex Activity!

In a recent scientific study conducted in the US, Urologists have found that increased lap top use by males could cause infertility, lack of sex drive, and in a worst case scenario 'fried bollocks!" Heading the team of Scrotal Scientists was Cana...

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Funny story: Fro Yo: Better Than S*x

Fro Yo: Better Than S*x

A new brand of fro yo is hitting the market and you have got to try this one 'cause its customers say, "It's better than s*x! Yeah." Lindy Cullman, a former prostitute at the bar Robin Louis and one of the store's most loyal customers says "I rea...

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Funny story: Project Natal: Better Than Exercise!

Project Natal: Better Than Exercise!

You've heard the news, "Project Natal is better than EXERCISE!" says Frank Jones, otherwise formerly known as Frankie Joe Fat A**. One of the best gamers in the world, Frankie Joe commented on the way Project Natal turned his life around. "I...

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