New research has revealed that people who undertake fitness routines and who observe careful diets are at least as likely to die as people who smoke, are obese, or both. This is especially true if they are also loaded. James Ward, professor of uns...
A controversial new treatment is under investigation from health experts after concerns were raised that it might be linked to infections. The latest craze is called fish pedicures and this involves Garra Rufa fish nibbling away at people's feet t...
Recent reports into the effects of using a mobile phone on the brain were welcomed throughout the world community yesterday. Although slow to admit it, most major mobile phone giants have accepted there is a risk of brain dysfunction over middle...
Under The Freedom of Information Act to true extent of the cutbacks is becoming painfully clear. Andrew Lansley, the Health Secretary has admitted when contacted that it is true, they are sacking all the doctors and nurses but keeping administrative...
Scientists believe that breastfeeding mothers can influence what their child will prefer eating in later life. If they want their child to enjoy eating vegetables that they should eat vegetables whilst they are breastfeeding (well not at the same tim...
Doctors and nurses around the country are reporting a sudden rise in patients' blood pressure today. The news follows hard on the heels of reports that millions of people have been wrongly diagnosed with hypertension. Said Dr Liz Stethoscope, o...
A new fad, thought to be from the Colonies, has brought health service workers and care facilities to their knees as thousands of Brits have begun sniffing the weirdest things causing Health & Safety Officials to issue a Public Health Warning!...
(Published 2040) - BRUSSELS, EUROPEAN STATES - Scientists in the capital have detected traces of a 'common cold'. CC was wiped out in early 2020, and has not surfaced since. However, due to the lack of immunity among today's human and xeno populat...
Patients who display pessimism in the ability of the NHS to make them better often leads to a self fulfilling prophecy containing an untimely passing that is totally and utterly of the patients own making, according to researchers. The research sh...
Medical researchers are recommending that exercise apparati should be introduced into British workplaces to improve employees' health. U.S. scientists said sedentary habits were one of the greatest dangers to workers health in the 21st Century and...
Medical experts are united in their condemnation of the latest cosmetic craze that is sweeping the globe. Bollocks enhancement is especially popular in 3rd world countries, particularly in South America where big balls are regarded as attractive and...
A senior Iranian cleric has emphasised the need for women not to dress promiscuously or there would be severe consequences not only for them but for the rest of Iranian society. In a speech made in Tehran, Hoiatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippe...
Rising life expectancies and improved health means the population is ageing much more slowly than at the end of last century. The US and Austrian study in the well respected Science magazine makes a number of amazing discoveries. The study also...
As people become more and more obese it is becoming clear that fat people are getting fatter. Hospital beds are collapsing and ambulances are getting puctures because of extereme fatties. Minister of Health, Egbert Skinny, explained to an audie...
Nutritionists working for the Government's Ministry of Health and Safety have announced that the current recommendation of five portions of fruit and veg a day is not enough and it should be raised to eight or nine a day. "We have found that a dec...
With news hitting the headlines this week that ambulances are to get bigger, to accommodate the bulging waist lines of the U.K public, at a great cost to the NHS, more shocks are to hit the beleaguered service this week. Tommy Windsail, spokesman...
Paramedics were called to a prestigious Australian restaurant yesterday after what appears to be a diner suffering from an Andy Murray fit. One patron dining at the time said: 'This guy seemed to struggling to finish a piece of steak when he seeme...
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