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Funny story: Peyton Manning's Top Ten Little-Known Demands Added To His Denver Contract!

Peyton Manning's Top Ten Little-Known Demands Added To His Denver Contract!

10. Beeper in helmet that tells me defensive guy close behind me 9. Instead of a solid gold chain around his neck, he demanded a gold bolt through his neck. 8. Hold off all Tickle-Thons in the locker room, after a victory, until I leave. 7. No more towel-snapping in the locker room. Somebody's going to lose an eye! 6. No more "If that had been Eli" comments. 5. Center must...

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Funny story: Broncos Fans Prepare To Transition From Ironically Claiming Their Quarterback Is The Best To Just Plain Meaning It

Broncos Fans Prepare To Transition From Ironically Claiming Their Quarterback Is The Best To Just Plain Meaning It

DENVER--Ever since the sports world was rocked by the signing of superstar Peyton Manning by the Broncos a few days ago, Denver fans across the country were left to wonder just how they were expected to handle such shocking news. "I suppose we sho...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning Shocks Sports World - Quits NFL For Ailing Limey Soccer Outfit

Peyton Manning Shocks Sports World - Quits NFL For Ailing Limey Soccer Outfit

Sports fans on both sides of the Atlantic were stunned today to learn that iconic Indianapolis Colts quarterback, Peyton Manning, has quit the NFL to play soccer in England. And his choice of club could not be further from the heady heights he enj...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning Signing With Tennessee Titans

Peyton Manning Signing With Tennessee Titans

A funny thing happened on the way to Miami. Peyton Manning, released by the Indianapolis Colts, didn't show up. Manning was supposed to be in Miami early this week but has yet to show and is in Nashville, Tennessee. So what's up? Has Manning pl...

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Funny story: Madonna Is Ecstatic About Her Brand New Tramp Stamp Tattoo

Madonna Is Ecstatic About Her Brand New Tramp Stamp Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna recently stated that her half time performance at this year's Super Bowl did more to revitalize her extremely sagging career than anything else she has done in the past ten years. The Big Apple songstress remarked that than...

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Funny story: Two Mannings In New York?

Two Mannings In New York?

The biggest rumor being spread by NFL fans today is that Peyton Manning may sign with the New York Jets and join his brother in New York. Although neither brother will admit it, nor their dad when called, the Jet players say that their quarterback...

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Funny story: Ex-Redskin Player Says He Was Offered $25,000 To Disable Peyton Manning, Tony Romo!

Ex-Redskin Player Says He Was Offered $25,000 To Disable Peyton Manning, Tony Romo!

A former football middle linebacker told the press today that he and other players on the team were offered cash bonuses to knock key players on the other teams out of the game and out for the season if possible. Although he would only talk to two...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Denies The Scandalous Rumors About Her, Russell Brand, and Third Base

Kim Kardashian Denies The Scandalous Rumors About Her, Russell Brand, and Third Base

VENICE BEACH - Kim Kardashian says that lately it seems like she is having to spend more time denying rumors than taking care of her many business ventures. Kim recently made International headlines when she divorced her professional NBA basketbal...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Swears That She Is Finished With Dating Sports Figures and From Now On She Is Sticking To Hollywood Celebrities

Kim Kardashian Swears That She Is Finished With Dating Sports Figures and From Now On She Is Sticking To Hollywood Celebrities

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian recently remarked that after her 72-day marriage to NBA basketball star Kris Humphries ended in her filing for divorce she has sat down and thought about what she really wants in a man. The Hollywood celeb who is pe...

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Funny story: Denver Broncos' Tim Tebow Hooking Up With Jenny McCarthy?

Denver Broncos' Tim Tebow Hooking Up With Jenny McCarthy?

INDIANAPOLIS - Rosie O'Donnell decided to put on her 'Matchmaker' hat and is trying to hook up the stunningly sultry Jenny McCarthy with Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. The talk show host should be slapped with penalties for encroachment, il...

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Funny story: Madonna Admits That Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was Lip Synced And She Explains The Reason Why

Madonna Admits That Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was Lip Synced And She Explains The Reason Why

BROOKLYN - Madonna was relaxing in her apartment trying to get over the tremendous sore throat that she said she had gotten the day before her Super Bowl performance. The 53-year-old singer was being waited on hand and foot by her 24-year-old boy...

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Funny story: Patriot's Quarterback Tom Brady Is Still Very Upset At His Wife Gisele Bundchen's Post Super Bowl "Fumble"

Patriot's Quarterback Tom Brady Is Still Very Upset At His Wife Gisele Bundchen's Post Super Bowl "Fumble"

INDIANAPOLIS - A close teammate of New England's Tom Brady reveals that the Patriot's quarterback is still very upset with the extremely out-of-line remarks that his Brazilian wife Gisele Bundchen, 31, made after the Super Bowl game in which the New...

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Funny story: Gisele Bundchen (Mrs. Tom Brady) Goes From Asking For Prayers To Dropping The F-Bomb Within 24 Hours!

Gisele Bundchen (Mrs. Tom Brady) Goes From Asking For Prayers To Dropping The F-Bomb Within 24 Hours!

INDIANAPOLIS - Gisele Bundchen has just become the most famous WAG (Wife or Girlfriend of sports players) in professional sports. She has even surpassed Jason Kidd's ex-wife Joumana who used to make all kinds of unsolicited sports comments about t...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Insists Her Tata's Have Not Been Surgically Enhanced

Lady Gaga Insists Her Tata's Have Not Been Surgically Enhanced

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Lady Gaga attended Heidi Montag's Super Bowl Party at Plastic Land Manor, Heidi's $8.9 million Slovakian-style mansion. Lady Gaga and Montag first became friends when Gaga provided one of her shoulders for Heidi to lean...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Spotted At The Super Bowl - He Was Cheering For The Giants And She Was Cheering For The Patriots

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Spotted At The Super Bowl - He Was Cheering For The Giants And She Was Cheering For The Patriots

INDIANAPOLIS - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were at Super Bowl XLVI (46) and they were both ecstatic that for once the focus was not on them but on the football field where the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 21-17 to become the S...

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Funny story: It Looks Like Madonna Has Her Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Lip Syncing Performance Down To A Semi-Science

It Looks Like Madonna Has Her Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Lip Syncing Performance Down To A Semi-Science

INDIANAPOLIS - The Midwestern town of Indianapolis will be home to Super Bowl XLVI (46) between the Giants of New York and the Patriots of New England or as Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket refers to the two teams, The Apple Guys Vs. The Tea...

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Funny story: Lana Del Ray axed from the Superbowl

Lana Del Ray axed from the Superbowl

The new singing sensation Lana Del Rey has been dramatically axed from the superbowl half-time entertainment this weekend after organisers discovered she is actually a part-time drag artist called Eliza Ray Grunt. The ruse was discovered after an...

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