10. Beeper in helmet that tells me defensive guy close behind me 9. Instead of a solid gold chain around his neck, he demanded a gold bolt through his neck. 8. Hold off all Tickle-Thons in the locker room, after a victory, until I leave. 7. No more towel-snapping in the locker room. Somebody's going to lose an eye! 6. No more "If that had been Eli" comments. 5. Center must...
DENVER--Ever since the sports world was rocked by the signing of superstar Peyton Manning by the Broncos a few days ago, Denver fans across the country were left to wonder just how they were expected to handle such shocking news. "I suppose we sho...
Sports fans on both sides of the Atlantic were stunned today to learn that iconic Indianapolis Colts quarterback, Peyton Manning, has quit the NFL to play soccer in England. And his choice of club could not be further from the heady heights he enj...
A funny thing happened on the way to Miami. Peyton Manning, released by the Indianapolis Colts, didn't show up. Manning was supposed to be in Miami early this week but has yet to show and is in Nashville, Tennessee. So what's up? Has Manning pl...
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna recently stated that her half time performance at this year's Super Bowl did more to revitalize her extremely sagging career than anything else she has done in the past ten years. The Big Apple songstress remarked that than...
The biggest rumor being spread by NFL fans today is that Peyton Manning may sign with the New York Jets and join his brother in New York. Although neither brother will admit it, nor their dad when called, the Jet players say that their quarterback...
A former football middle linebacker told the press today that he and other players on the team were offered cash bonuses to knock key players on the other teams out of the game and out for the season if possible. Although he would only talk to two...
VENICE BEACH - Kim Kardashian says that lately it seems like she is having to spend more time denying rumors than taking care of her many business ventures. Kim recently made International headlines when she divorced her professional NBA basketbal...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian recently remarked that after her 72-day marriage to NBA basketball star Kris Humphries ended in her filing for divorce she has sat down and thought about what she really wants in a man. The Hollywood celeb who is pe...
INDIANAPOLIS - Rosie O'Donnell decided to put on her 'Matchmaker' hat and is trying to hook up the stunningly sultry Jenny McCarthy with Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. The talk show host should be slapped with penalties for encroachment, il...
BROOKLYN - Madonna was relaxing in her apartment trying to get over the tremendous sore throat that she said she had gotten the day before her Super Bowl performance. The 53-year-old singer was being waited on hand and foot by her 24-year-old boy...
INDIANAPOLIS - A close teammate of New England's Tom Brady reveals that the Patriot's quarterback is still very upset with the extremely out-of-line remarks that his Brazilian wife Gisele Bundchen, 31, made after the Super Bowl game in which the New...
INDIANAPOLIS - Gisele Bundchen has just become the most famous WAG (Wife or Girlfriend of sports players) in professional sports. She has even surpassed Jason Kidd's ex-wife Joumana who used to make all kinds of unsolicited sports comments about t...
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Lady Gaga attended Heidi Montag's Super Bowl Party at Plastic Land Manor, Heidi's $8.9 million Slovakian-style mansion. Lady Gaga and Montag first became friends when Gaga provided one of her shoulders for Heidi to lean...
INDIANAPOLIS - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were at Super Bowl XLVI (46) and they were both ecstatic that for once the focus was not on them but on the football field where the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 21-17 to become the S...
INDIANAPOLIS - The Midwestern town of Indianapolis will be home to Super Bowl XLVI (46) between the Giants of New York and the Patriots of New England or as Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket refers to the two teams, The Apple Guys Vs. The Tea...
The new singing sensation Lana Del Rey has been dramatically axed from the superbowl half-time entertainment this weekend after organisers discovered she is actually a part-time drag artist called Eliza Ray Grunt. The ruse was discovered after an...
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