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Funny story: Harry Pothead star arrested over skunk factory

Harry Pothead star arrested over skunk factory

London - (BongHits4Hogwarts Mess): Harry Potter actor Jamie Waylett is the top suspect in the Met's raid on a North London $5,000 skunk farm. Waylett was busted in a dawn raid after a tip-off from neighbors who told cops the stench of wafting hybr...

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Funny story: Cheney Pharmaceuticals Discovers 'Memorase' - the Drug that Erases Memories

Cheney Pharmaceuticals Discovers 'Memorase' - the Drug that Erases Memories

Global drug giant Cheney Pharmaceuticals has added to their truth serum and torture chemicals, it's newest, latest human behavior modifier. Memorase is a single dose potion that can wipe all recollection of whatever remembrance that is chemically...

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Funny story: Massive crack haul shuts Clifton Suspense Bridge

Massive crack haul shuts Clifton Suspense Bridge

Bristol - (NOT Bristol Palin Ass Mess): A massive crack haul shut the Clifton Suspense Bridge today after an AA partol man spotted 'up to fifteen tonnes' dangling from one of its metal hanging rods. "Maybe some drug mule threw up over the side of...

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Funny story: D.A.R.E. Program Revamps With New 'Reverse Psychology' Tactic

D.A.R.E. Program Revamps With New 'Reverse Psychology' Tactic

The D.A.R.E.(Drug Abuse Resistance Education) program of the 1990's, thought by many to be a failure, is now gearing up to have another go at the youth of America with it's anti-drug message. Abington Township Police Chief Darryl Fleming bel...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston dumped over mother's Matanuska Thunderf***k weed bust

Levi Johnston dumped over mother's Matanuska Thunderf***k weed bust

Wasilla, Alaska - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Bristol Palin has dumped her fiance of three years following sordid press revelations about his mother's homegrown marijuana factory arrest. Palin, 18, had greased the wheels of her mother Sarah's GOP v...

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Funny story: Durban Poison blamed as George Galloway stoned in Egypt

Durban Poison blamed as George Galloway stoned in Egypt

Cairo - (Aswan Damn, Damn, Damn! Mess): Respect Party MP and UK reality tv eyesore George Galloway is livid after his Gaza-bound convoy was stoned outside the Great Pyramid Scheme of Geeza today. The party was said to be carrying a(c)id worth £1...

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Funny story: WoW to be Class A Drug

WoW to be Class A Drug

Popular computer game World of Warcraft is more addictive than cocaine, experts have warned. In a report by Sweden's Youth Care Foundation, addiction therapists have described it as 'the most dangerous game on the market', pointing to the case of...

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Funny story: Singer Back From Long Holiday

Singer Back From Long Holiday

The famous singer and drug addict Whiny Shithouse has returned from her 500 day holiday in the Caribbean. Looking like she'd been dragged through a hedge backwards (surely looking tanned and rested?) Shithouse was reintroduced to her family at Gatpor...

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Funny story: Economic & Moral Malaise Spills Over to Noted Spoof Writers: Angst, Sexual Dysfunction, Lack of Self Esteem Run Rampant!

Economic & Moral Malaise Spills Over to Noted Spoof Writers: Angst, Sexual Dysfunction, Lack of Self Esteem Run Rampant!

Glastonbury,UK/ Somewhere Adrift in the Mist of Uncertainty - Continued anxiety over the deterioration of the World's fast spreading virus of moral bankruptcy, has now spilled over to the Bastion of the World's Last Chance for Hope: the ever dimini...

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Funny story: British man sentenced

British man sentenced

A British man caught smuggling cocaine into Venezuela, who admitted smuggling but said he thought he was smuggling diamonds, will today be sentenced by a Venezuelan judge. The man will be given 15 years imprisonment for cocaine smuggling, 10 year...

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Funny story: Drug-Sniffing Dog Hits Jackpot First Time Out!

Drug-Sniffing Dog Hits Jackpot First Time Out!

The U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency in San Diego says a "rookie" drug-sniffing patrol dog on its first night on duty Tuesday helped its handler find a nearly 500-pound load of marijuana, estimated at almost $400,000 street value. The age...

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Funny story: Sports Drugs Furore

Sports Drugs Furore

University sports scientists have discovered that athletes can radically improve their performance by using illegal drugs. They say that when compared to athletes that have not taken them, the drug users showed an average improvement of 9%. "When...

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Funny story: British Troops Fight to the Death for Taliban Drug Stash

British Troops Fight to the Death for Taliban Drug Stash

In the first notable heroism displayed by John Bull's soldiers, British troops sacrificed life and limb to score some sweet heroin. Hundreds of UK militiamen laid about slain in the spirit by the Afghani white horse. By the time straight soldiers...

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Funny story: Researchers Find Marijuana Substitute

Researchers Find Marijuana Substitute

With the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) cracking down hard on marijuana users and suppliers, researchers have discovered a synthetic compound that mimics the drugs benefits. Researchers at the University of California Berkeley have discover...

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Funny story: Princess Margaret caught Aids from gangster lover/crack dealer Bindon

Princess Margaret caught Aids from gangster lover/crack dealer Bindon

London - (Sordid Cold Whore Mess): Bitter and twisted mobster's moll Princess Margaret died from complications linked to Aids and cocaine addiction after becoming contaminated by her gangster crack dealer lover John Bindon according to a TV docu-dram...

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Funny story: Potential Ecstasy Reclassification "Worrying"

Potential Ecstasy Reclassification "Worrying"

Government officials have spoken out about their worry of the possible effects of reclassifying ecstacy to a Class B controlled substance. As a result The Home Office has stated that, despite the recommendations of the government's top drug advisors...

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Funny story: Ecstacy v Horse Riding

Ecstacy v Horse Riding

Doctor Trevalian Numptee, chairman of the Advisory Board for the Classification of Drugs (ABCD), attempted to prove his point today concerning his suggestion that taking the drug ecstasy is no more dangerous than riding a horse. He rode an eighteen-...

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