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Funny story: Bunker Man - In tribute to the cowardly POTUS

Bunker Man - In tribute to the cowardly POTUS

(To be sung to the tune of Spider Man) Bunker Man, Bunker Man, Does whatever a coward can. Spins his lies, any size, Treats his enemies just like flies Look out! There goes the Bunker Man. Is he strong? Listen bud, He's got hydroxychloro...

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni

Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni

SAN FRANCISCO – Kimberly Guilfoyle was visiting old friends in “The Golden Gate City.” She was asked by a reporter with Telemundo about her romantic involvement with Donnie Trump Jr. She said that he hates being called Donnie because it makes...

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Funny story: A White House Insider Reveals That President Trump Was Hiding in the White House Bunker Like a Scared Pussy Cat

A White House Insider Reveals That President Trump Was Hiding in the White House Bunker Like a Scared Pussy Cat

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House staff member, who begged that his name not be released, said that he personally saw the most powerful leader in the world huddled in the White House bunker like a scared little kitty cat. He noted that Melania, how...

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Funny story: Trump Positively Hates His New Nickname “Bunker Boy”

Trump Positively Hates His New Nickname “Bunker Boy”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – An inside source at the White House kitchen has said that President Trump absolutely hates his new nickname. The source who just hired on at the White House four days ago, said that he overheard POTUS tell his press secretary Ka...

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Funny story: Many Evangelicals Now Believe Trump Actually Tested Positive For The Coronavirus

Many Evangelicals Now Believe Trump Actually Tested Positive For The Coronavirus

OKLAHOMA CITY – A group known as the Oklahoma City Evangelical Guild just had their yearly meeting. The guild’s director-in-chief informed the news media that after taking a vote, they have decided that President Trump has not been honest with the...

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Funny story: Only Thing Trump Knows About Race Is The Indianapolis 500

Only Thing Trump Knows About Race Is The Indianapolis 500

It seems that when prompted to make a speech about race relations, Trump said it was fine with him and that he was eager to perform for his campaign race. He added that the Indianapolis 500 would be a great place to hold a MAGA reelection rally and...

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Funny story: Donald Trump and Ann Coulter Fire Nasty Verbal Rockets at Each Other

Donald Trump and Ann Coulter Fire Nasty Verbal Rockets at Each Other

NEW YORK CITY – The verbal assault between President Trump and pundit Ann Coulter has intensified into a firing of nasty verbal rockets at each other. Coulter says that she has a lot of energy and even more stamina, and she vows to not let up on t...

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Funny story: George Floyd Protesters Vow To "Put Everything Back" If Justice Is Done

George Floyd Protesters Vow To "Put Everything Back" If Justice Is Done

Protesters who rioted and ransacked stores during violent demonstrations against the murder in custody of George Floyd, have said they only want justice, and have vowed to return all of the goods stolen from shops once justice is done. The streets...

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Funny story: Democrats Vow Apocalypse for 2020

Democrats Vow Apocalypse for 2020

NEW YORK - Major cities in the United States have been devastated by riots, arson, and widespread looting. In a bold political calculation, Democrats put their full support behind Anarchists, Marxists, and Nihilistic Mobs. Their policy announcement w...

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Funny story: US Masters 2020 To Include Special Guest

US Masters 2020 To Include Special Guest

This year's US Masters Golf championship at Augusta, in November, is to feature a very special guest who has been invited to take part, as a recognition of the absolutely fantastic job he is doing for the United States of America. That very specia...

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Funny story: Mike Pence Admits That Sometimes When He Looks at Melania Trump, He Gets a Kind of Happy Feeling in His Pants

Mike Pence Admits That Sometimes When He Looks at Melania Trump, He Gets a Kind of Happy Feeling in His Pants

WALLA WALLA, Washington – Vice-President Mike Pence flew to Walla Walla on what an aide described as a top-secret mission. While there, he was given a tour of the home where the Grand Industrial Wizard Dragon of the Benevolent Gladiola Chapter of...

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Funny story: Don Lemon Says Donald Trump Was Born in Jamaica and He Needs To Be Sent Back

Don Lemon Says Donald Trump Was Born in Jamaica and He Needs To Be Sent Back

NEW YORK CITY - CNN’s Don Lemon, who hates Donald Trump more than wrestlers hate body odor, recently learned that DJT was born in Jamaica. When Lemon heard that, he quickly said that Nancy Pelosi should see about getting his golfing butt deported...

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Funny story: Republican Groups are Placing All The Blame For the Minneapolis Uprising on Trump’s Shoulders

Republican Groups are Placing All The Blame For the Minneapolis Uprising on Trump’s Shoulders

NEW YORK CITY – Three of the country’s largest anti-Trump Republican organizations are placing 100% of the blame for the uprising in Minneapolis on one Donald Johnny Trump. George Conway's Dump Trump 2020, said that, if Trump had been running the...

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Funny story: 14-year-old rap fan running Donald Trump's Twitter feed

14-year-old rap fan running Donald Trump's Twitter feed

Kevin Jones, a 14-year-old rap fan from Middle America, has admitted that he has been running President Trump's Twitter feed for the past six months. The Eminem fan, who has an unrequited crush that he won't tell us about, has been doing the work…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros Have Been Invited by President Trump to a Good-Old-Fashioned White House Texas Barbecue

The Houston Astros Have Been Invited by President Trump to a Good-Old-Fashioned White House Texas Barbecue

HOUSTON – The President took time off from his busy Coronavirus schedule to fly down to Texas to meet with his all-time favorite baseball team. POTUS hosted the Houston Astros at the White House last year when they won the World Series. He sai...

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Funny story: Triump Advocates Middle Ages Bloodletting

Triump Advocates Middle Ages Bloodletting

Saturday night, Trump retweeted a Twitter user who claimed that hydroxychloroquine “Is Most Effective EARLY” for treating Covid-19." Trump added a comment to his retweet saying, “Many physicians agree with you. Also, some very good studies!” So th...

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Funny story: Twitter Fact Check Confirms: Nancy Poozleosi Was Bulgarian Shot Put Champion

Twitter Fact Check Confirms: Nancy Poozleosi Was Bulgarian Shot Put Champion

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Looking Glass War, either your reflection was distorted, or worse, you were distorted, and a mirror was redundant. The same with the information disseminated by various propaganda sources. Who would have guessed that CNN...

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