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Funny story: 'Ain't nothin' but a hound dog' White House poodle parlor bitches reckon

'Ain't nothin' but a hound dog' White House poodle parlor bitches reckon

Washington AC/DC - (Shaggy Dog Mess): "The whole country's goin' to the dogs!" according to White House poodle parlor wags after Barack Obama's promise of a hypo-allergenic fairtrade organic macro-biotic non-genetically modified bloodhound taking up...

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Funny story: Obamas Rescue Alaskan Wolf Pup from Palin Heliocopter Raid!

Obamas Rescue Alaskan Wolf Pup from Palin Heliocopter Raid!

Sarah Palin returned to Alaska with so much rage about the "jerks"( her term) in the McCain campaign who labeled her a diva, a nutjob and a total ignoramus, that she immediately boarded a state heliocopter and set out to kill some wolves. The hunting...

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Funny story: White House butler in a tizz over Obama's new puppy

White House butler in a tizz over Obama's new puppy

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Head of White House Domestic Services has spoken of his concerns about the new puppy that President Elect Obama is bringing with him in January. Stephen W Rochon has already had his fill of George W Bush's trashy-as...

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Funny story: All Poe Dog Food Company Beats the Street

All Poe Dog Food Company Beats the Street

WALL STREET, New York - The All Poe dog food company released their results for the 3rd quarter. Third quarter earnings were up 505%. This unexpected increase is due to the economic crisis convolved with our business model. The crisis makes old...

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Funny story: Parents Use Dogs to Sniff Scent of Drugs on Teens

Parents Use Dogs to Sniff Scent of Drugs on Teens

Parents in Snifataway, New York, attempting a novel approach at detecting teen drug use, are encountering unexpected results. Employing dogs trained to sniff out contraband from international shipping containers, borrowed from the New York Port Au...

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Funny story: Winner of Crufts has two Heads

Winner of Crufts has two Heads

Although there has been recent controversy regarding over bred pedigree dogs, so much so that the RSPCA halted it's support of Crufts dog show, we can report tonight that the actual winner of this years Crufts, a long haired Flapo aso named "Sir Fogw...

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Funny story: Royal Corgi in Death Blast

Royal Corgi in Death Blast

It is with great sadness that Buckingham Palace has confirmed today that one of Her Majesty's favourite corgis (Whippington - Barksworthy the third) exploded at the `Royal garden party yesterday after it ate a large amount of asparagus and cabbage pa...

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Funny story: Dog shows just don't get RESPECT

Dog shows just don't get RESPECT

Dog shows have been described by The Royal Epic Society for the Prevention of Evil Cruelty Too (RESPECT) as promoting "unacceptably high levels of disability, deformity and disease" in breeds of pedigree dogs. RESPECT has announced it will no longer be attending such shows in protest. Chief veterginarian at RESPECT Brad Pit said: "Dog shows using current breed standards as the main judging...

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Funny story: Dog Fleas go to Cat for holiday

Dog Fleas go to Cat for holiday

Mr and Mrs Smith, two fleas from Walthamstow have told all about their holiday plans for this year. Mr Smith, a small Flea, known locally for his outlandish ideas and plans said: 'Me and the Mrs need a holiday. It is not easy being a flea you kno...

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Funny story: Man Charged After Shooting Neighbour's Dog

Man Charged After Shooting Neighbour's Dog

A man has been sentenced to 240 hours community service by Swindon Magistrates Court for shooting a neighbours dog with a pellet-gun, after it repeatedly "defecated itself inside out" on his lawn. "I was going to clear it up of course, but by the...

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Funny story: Blue Peter dog's death inspired Godfather equine scene

Blue Peter dog's death inspired Godfather equine scene

London - (Shaggy Dog Mess): The former editor of BBC children's TV program Blue Peter has written a book that smashes the mythology of the show's canine star Petra and claims the Alsatian was the true inspiration behind the equine head scene in Oscar...

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Funny story: Chinese Government Commands Beijing's Canine Cuisine to STAY!

Chinese Government Commands Beijing's Canine Cuisine to STAY!

As the Olympiad comes to China, the Chinese government has commanded Beijing's restaurants to tell their dog meat dishes to stay...stay home! Chinese gourmets are protesting the removal of one of their best friends from the Bow-Wow Beijing menu.

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Funny story: Bush Raises Money for Dog Catchers!

Bush Raises Money for Dog Catchers!

With the lowest approval ratings of his entire failed Presidency, GWB is being avoided by Republican candidates like a rat during the Black Plague. He slinks in and out of towns and cities with respectable candidates conveniently out of town and some...

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Funny story: Invisibe Bra Fence

Invisibe Bra Fence

From the folks who make the Invisible Fence for cats and dogs, now comes the Invisible Fence Bra for your teenage daughter!...

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Funny story: NATO's first dog of war prompts formation of new K9 para regiment

NATO's first dog of war prompts formation of new K9 para regiment

Washington DC - (Shaggy Dog Mess): A top secret NATO bugging operation that planted a wired pooch into the Oval Orifice has been hailed as immensely successful.

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Funny story: Dog Barks "Obama"

Dog Barks "Obama"

Pigeon Forge Tennessee - Local dog trainer Cooter Stevens has trained his prize Dalmatian Retriever show dog McCain to bark "Obama".

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Funny story: Rent-A-Pal Offers Home Delivery

Rent-A-Pal Offers Home Delivery

We all know the economy is in a state of "recession," "depression," or "screwed-upness," depending upon which expert you ask. This uncertain future leaves many people hesitant to accept the long term commitment of pet o...

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