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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.

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Funny story: Cheney: All Americans Must Come to Iraq

Cheney: All Americans Must Come to Iraq

Vice president Dick Cheney, on Monday, called on all Americans to grab their guns, and come to Iraq. "If we are going to control their oil, we've all got to come over here, and get it. There are more of us, than there are of them," he...

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Funny story: Cheney Responds to Republican Losses

Cheney Responds to Republican Losses

In response to the overwhelming Democratic victory of both houses of Congress in Tuesday's mid-term elections, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney has decided to bury the political hatchet and seek compromise and the middle ground. Thanksgiving week...

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Funny story: Bush Reveals List of New Iraq War Tactics

Bush Reveals List of New Iraq War Tactics

WASHINGTON (AP) After meeting with top U.S. military commanders, President George W. Bush announced that several new tactics would be employed in the war in Iraq:...

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Funny story: "Mouse Orgy" Disney Video Scandal Implicates Cheney, Blair, Olmert and Harper

"Mouse Orgy" Disney Video Scandal Implicates Cheney, Blair, Olmert and Harper

PARIS (AFP) - Further investigations have implicated major world leaders in the squalid "Karl Rove Mouse Orgy" video scandal involving costumed Disney characters that took place at the Disneyland Resort Paris. The new disclosures have elevated th...

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Funny story: Cheney Shooting No Accident: VP Was After Quayle

Cheney Shooting No Accident: VP Was After Quayle

CORPUS CHRISTI, Tex. -- Just when the pundits thought vice president Dick Cheney's "accidental shooting" of Texas attorney and Cheney friend Harry Whittington had faded from view, former CBS newsman Dan Rather has come out of retirement...

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Funny story: Lebanese Vacation for Israeli Military Planned by Dick Cheney and Friends

Lebanese Vacation for Israeli Military Planned by Dick Cheney and Friends

WASHINGTON (Reuters)-Reporter Wayne Madsen, formerly of the US National Security Agency has learned that the vacation in Lebanon for Israeli Defense Forces was determined in June during meetings in Colorado between Benjamin Netanyahu, Natan Sharansky...

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Funny story: Plame sues yellowcake fruitcakes

Plame sues yellowcake fruitcakes

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Plamegate scandal took a controversial twist last night as embattled former CIA agent Valerie Plame filed a civil lawsuit against Vice-President Dick Cheney and his minion Bonesmen in the White House over yell...

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Funny story: Bush "gobsmacked" at Bonesman Lay's sudden death

Bush "gobsmacked" at Bonesman Lay's sudden death

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): President George Bush and his VP Dick Cheney are said to be in a state of "extreme shock at the sudden and totally unexpected death" of convicted ENRON fraudster and fellow Bonesman Ken Lay at his home in...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney is in your apartment now

Dick Cheney is in your apartment now

In the most recent of a series of revelations of government instrusions into American private life, reporters at the Baltimore Bee today uncovered that sitting Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney is in your apartment now.

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Funny story: Cheney To Head Mafia

Cheney To Head Mafia

Following the recent arrest of Bernardo Provenzano, former head of the Mafia, a vacuum was created soon to be filled by retiring Vice President Dick Cheney. Mr. Provenzano eluded the police (real thing, not old singing group) for the last 43 years, w...

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Funny story: Condoleeza Rice Accepts Role In Vampire Movie

Condoleeza Rice Accepts Role In Vampire Movie

Now that Dick Cheney has come out in public and said he would never accept Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice as his future Vice President, she has been looking around for a change of career.

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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Undergo Extreme Makeovers

Bush and Cheney Undergo Extreme Makeovers

WASHINGTON (UPI-President George Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have undergone extreme makeovers by world class cosmetic consultants to change their public images on the advice of White House advisor Karl Rove.

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Funny story: Bush's New Iraq Strategy: Send Dick Cheney

Bush's New Iraq Strategy: Send Dick Cheney

Washington, D.C. -- The Bush Administration is facing a quandary. With an all-volunteer army… nobody is signing up to take the place of the 2,300 US soldiers already killed in Iraq. A secret pentagon study predicts that by this time next y...

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Funny story: Congress orders Dick Cheney Deactivated.

Congress orders Dick Cheney Deactivated.

After a lengthy and heated debate in both houses of Congress, legislation has been passed that requires the executive branch to deactivate Dick Cheney after a February hunting accident in which long time Republican Party donor and all-around angry lo...

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Funny story: Cheeney To Fly To Iraq

Cheeney To Fly To Iraq

Mirage of Armstrong Ranch Somewhere Deep In The Heart of Iraq---A deep pocketed and ultra secretive sub rosa Pentagonal think tank has fostered a full fledged strategic initiative to turn Vice President Dick Cheney's penchant for silencing his ill pe...

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Funny story: Britt Hume Interviews Aaron Burr's Corpse

Britt Hume Interviews Aaron Burr's Corpse

Hot on the heels of his EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with Vice President Dick Cheney, FOX's Britt Hume conducted a one on almost one EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with former Vice President Aaron Burr (now b...

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