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Funny story: President Bush gets Ridden out of Town on a Rail

President Bush gets Ridden out of Town on a Rail

(BILOXI) - Republicans, fed up to here, Democrats even more-so with President Bush finally reached the bubbling point and physically rode the president out of Washington DC on a rail just like they used to do to those horse thieves back in the days...

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Funny story: Libocrats' Idological Vacuum Confirmed

Libocrats' Idological Vacuum Confirmed

BETHESDA, MD-theSPOOF! (Exclusive)- Doctors at the National Institutes of Health revealed today the results of a decade long study into why libocrats (term for a mutation created by the incestuous intermingling of liberals and democrats) are a...

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Funny story: Democrats and Republicans Unite to Warn Viewers of Sex and Violence on TV

Democrats and Republicans Unite to Warn Viewers of Sex and Violence on TV

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bipartisan coalition of Democrats and Republicans, both in and out of office, have united to stop what they call the "rampant excesses of sex and violence on television."...

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Funny story: Bush Asks Democrats To Play Ball With Him

Bush Asks Democrats To Play Ball With Him

Arlington Stadium, Texas and Washington, D.C.---President Bush has begun challenging the Democrats to "Play ball," preferably hard ball, but any kind of fun, "non-wussy game will do," he says.

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Funny story: Democrats Launch No-dong Candidates

Democrats Launch No-dong Candidates

In a move seen by many as shameless copycatting of North Korea, the Democratic Party has decided to launch No-dong candidates. These candidates, part of a new series of candidate, can threaten both coasts of the United States with first strike capab...

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Funny story: U.S. Senate Passes "Ann Coulter Amendment"

U.S. Senate Passes "Ann Coulter Amendment"

Washington, DC - In a surprising example of election year bipartisanship, Republicans and Democrats put aside their differences to unanimously pass the "Ann Coulter Amendment." Named for conservative pundit Anne Coulter, the proposed Amendment would...

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Funny story: Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control

Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control

Washington, DC -- In a move democrats decry as an attempt to win favor with his conservative base, President George Bush today mobilized The Girl Scouts of America and The Boy Scouts of America to patrol the borders and stem the flow of illegal immig...

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Funny story: Conservative Republicans Ask "Where are Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter Now That We Need Them?"

Conservative Republicans Ask "Where are Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter Now That We Need Them?"

WASHINGTON (UPI)-Conservative Republicans in Congress are actively rebelling against their lame-duck American President George Bush, not just by teaming up with Democrats and overturning the Dubai deal that would've handed American ports over to Al-Q...

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Funny story: Democrats Respond to Republican Attacks over Race, Secession.

Democrats Respond to Republican Attacks over Race, Secession.

In a statement released Sunday, former Vermont governor Howard Dean, current chairman of the Democratic National Committee, responded to Republican New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's pointed comments of March 3d. In the statement, Dean not only answe...

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Funny story: Bush Transfers Power to the Democrats

Bush Transfers Power to the Democrats

In a startling event, President Bush has transferred all executive powers and privileges to the Democratic leadership.

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Funny story: Democrats Set to Crucify DeLay

Democrats Set to Crucify DeLay

CAPITOL HILL-Washington Democrats are absolutely giddy over the investigative spotlight now shining on indicted House Speaker Tom DeLay…so much so, that they're already condemned him even before he's had his day in court.

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Funny story: Charles Kennedy Changes Face to Satisfy Liberal Democrats Leadership Requirements

Charles Kennedy Changes Face to Satisfy Liberal Democrats Leadership Requirements

Charles Kennedy has presented an enormous change of leadership style today at the Liberal Democrats press conference. In a clear challenge to the Labour Party style and leadership he metamorphosed into a new, dynamic vibrant and energetic leaping vis...

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Funny story: New Refinery Process Turns Democrats into Oil

New Refinery Process Turns Democrats into Oil

PHILADELPHIA (UPI)--An industrial park in Philadelphia hosts a new machine that can change most any type of carbon-based substance into oil.

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Funny story: Complete Idiot's Guide: How To Grow A Liberal

Complete Idiot's Guide: How To Grow A Liberal

LOS ANGLES, CA (Barnes & Noble)-Hoping to replenish dwindling membership in the Democratic Party, leading American liberal Democrats have just announced the results of over 200 years of politico-horticultural research and experimentation on the origi...

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Funny story: Origin of Hurricane Katrina: It Was The Democrats!

Origin of Hurricane Katrina: It Was The Democrats!

NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER, MIAMI - Meteorologists have concluded days of exhaustive post-hurricane analysis...

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Funny story: Bush Planning To Barnstorm Washington

Bush Planning To Barnstorm Washington

Prairie Chapel, Texas and The White House---With Barney and Miss Beazley, his Scottish Terriers, and Willie India, his black cat, having overrun the White House and the Democrats enacting their usual political mayhem, incumbent President George Bush...

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Funny story: Cindy wants Bush Impeached

Cindy wants Bush Impeached

Washington, DC-- Sheehan begs House democrats today to impeach President Bush. She told congress that she holds Bush personally responsible for her son being killed in Iraq. Therefore she wants him impeached and tried for war crimes against humman...

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