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Funny story: Armed forces - a career 'to die for'

Armed forces - a career 'to die for'

Following criticism that their last campaign was more of a travel agency advertisement than an indication of life in the armed forces, the latest advert now shows more realistic life. A spokesmen said, "We accept that we have been misrepresenting...

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Funny story: Michael Parker Pen & The Your Going to Die Plan

Michael Parker Pen & The Your Going to Die Plan

Daytime television its a nightmare when it comes to the commercial break because your sure to see that ad with Michael Parkinson, or should that be Michael Parker Pen, because he offers you a free parker pen as you long as you give them money till th...

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Funny story: Chain Smoker Ashley Ash found dead

Chain Smoker Ashley Ash found dead

Chain Smoker Ashley Ash has been found dead in his small flat in Ashford in Kent, his body had lay undiscovered for months. A forensic expert commented that Ashley, was a chain smoker and had smoked constantly for more than thirty years. In the...

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Funny story: Dead People Vote for us

Dead People Vote for us

An undercover journalist has been monitoring election fraud for years in various countries throughout the World, but has today made the sensational claim that it is just as bad in the UK. Colin Connor claims Labour, are the worst culprits at vote fra...

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Funny story: Mr Ed & The Grand National

Mr Ed & The Grand National

Mr Ed the only talking horse, who recently finished second at Newbury, spoke from his stable today about the Grand National the Worlds Greatest steeplechase, over 4.5 miles and thirty fences at Aintree in Liverpool. We gave Mr Ed some polo mints,...

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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth: Sex and Death in the Great White North

Stranger Than Truth: Sex and Death in the Great White North

This week, the Stranger Than Truth crew answers an invitation to visit the great northlands and the small town of Wupupon, Wisconsin - Population 10,000. There are about 1.5 guys for every gal here... and a big ex-con population from the nearby prison jacks that figure to something like three or four males to every female. So when we got the chance to check this place out, we had to go. Loca...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Mystery Deepens - Casket Disturbed - Sightings Reported

Michael Jackson Mystery Deepens - Casket Disturbed - Sightings Reported

Bizarre times in Los Angeles - The LAPD have revealed that in the past two weeks they have received a spate of calls from concerned citizens reporting that they've encountered Michael Jackson stalking the night time streets of the Los Angeles metropo...

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Funny story: Two Women Detained for Bringing Dead Body on Plane

Two Women Detained for Bringing Dead Body on Plane

In a stunning event at JFK airport two women were detained for having brought a dead body on a return flight to London. Details are just emerging but apparently the suspects were on their way back from a weekend house in Hampton Beach owned by the co...

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Funny story: Airline say its not easy to smuggle dead relatives on board

Airline say its not easy to smuggle dead relatives on board

SimpleJet the well known airline say it is not easy to smuggle dead relatives on board their airlines. This comes after two women were arrested at Liverpool's John Lennon Airport, trying to get a dead relative on board a flight to Berlin. SimpleJ...

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Funny story: Dead Man Nearly Boards Plane

Dead Man Nearly Boards Plane

A man thought to have been dead for at least 24 hours today tried to board a plane at Liverpool airport. Curt Willi Jarrent made it as far as duty free where his wife tried to claim his tax free cigarette allowance. "I asked him where he was trav...

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Funny story: Fictional entertainer Onion Morris dies

Fictional entertainer Onion Morris dies

Onion Morris Born September 1945 Died September 2008 was a welsh television personality who was mostly active during the great cheese sandwich debate of the 1970's. As well as being Wales' first person to do cocaine off a prostitutes butt crack w...

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Funny story: Death tax postponed until idiots vote Labour back in

Death tax postponed until idiots vote Labour back in

The secret details of Labours Death tax can now be revealed. Alastair Dullthing and even duller thing Gordon Brown, had planned to introduce a DEATH TAX, so that not only can they screw you to the wall with the worlds highest taxes while your living,...

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Funny story: Oldies Urged to Choose Suicide-By-Teenager

Oldies Urged to Choose Suicide-By-Teenager

Old people who constantly complain that violent gangs of teenagers vandalize towns and stab each other should confront more teenagers and be prepared to be killed, a report said today. The report said that old people who cost the NHS £140 billion...

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Funny story: Necromancy and Mistaken Identity of Biblical Proportions

Necromancy and Mistaken Identity of Biblical Proportions

In his writing 'Benny Hinn and Necromancy (Talking to the Dead)', Joseph R. Chambers wrote that Benny Hinn "stated clearly that he had seen saints ("dead saints") and that they talked to him, gave him instructions and, told him that they were praying...

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Funny story: Worlds smallest man dies after attempting to have sex on a bar stool!

Worlds smallest man dies after attempting to have sex on a bar stool!

The worlds smallest man, 21 inches and Chinese, has had a fatal accident after being approached by a kinky, lon-legged beauty at a pole-dancing venue in downtown Rotherham, UK, after being presented with a pint of Guiness in honour of his record.

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Funny story: Agency workers charged with manslaughter

Agency workers charged with manslaughter

Four agency workers in the West Midlands have been charged with manslaughter after an employee at a recruitment agency committed suicide. It appears that the four temporary members of staff were the final straw in what was a particularly bad day...

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Funny story: Worlds Smallest man dies weeks after visiting Worlds tallest building

Worlds Smallest man dies weeks after visiting Worlds tallest building

Poor little Pingping the worlds smallest man has died suddenly at the short age of only 21. This is another warning to smokers that smoking can stunt your growth and shorten your life. Pinping liked to play ping pong in his spare time but recently h...

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