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Funny story: Andrew Coulson Received Food Parcels from News International - He Hated Sam Cam's Cooking

Andrew Coulson Received Food Parcels from News International - He Hated Sam Cam's Cooking

Further political embarrassment has been heaped on the Prime Minister David Cameron, as it has been revealed that during Andy Coulson's whole tenure as the Head of Communications for Downing Street, he was receiving regular food parcels from News of...

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Funny story: Cameron Cock-a-hoop Over Allies Victory In Libya

Cameron Cock-a-hoop Over Allies Victory In Libya

A jubilant David Cameron was scarcely able to contain his excitement earlier this morning during a press conference that had been hastily called to discuss the overthrow of Libyan dictator, Colonel Gaddafi. The PM, flanked on either side by a claq...

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Funny story: IBM develop World's First Brain Chip - UK Rioters given first Stocks

IBM develop World's First Brain Chip - UK Rioters given first Stocks

London: Cameron stocks up with New IBM Brain Chip in his latest battle against the 'sick society' that plagues the UK inner cities. Government officials moved swiftly today to bring some hope to the UK's riot torn communities, following the announcement by IBM of The Worlds First Brain Chip. The processor, about the size of an ants unerect penis, mimics human brain patterns and can be impla...

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Funny story: David Cameron Calls for Tougher Sentences for Smaller Crimes

David Cameron Calls for Tougher Sentences for Smaller Crimes

David Cameron spoke out this week in favour of tougher sentences for smaller crimes, in light of criticism on the handling of looters caught up in riots in the UK. In an exclusive interview, Cameron was quoted as saying "Well, it is about time th...

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Funny story: Toddler Convicted For Inciting Riot - Government Praises Tough Justice as Child Shows No Remorse

Toddler Convicted For Inciting Riot - Government Praises Tough Justice as Child Shows No Remorse

In a landmark case a judge in London has condemned a toddler, to five years hard labour for mouthing the words 'mummy riot, mummy riot' and shaking his rattle at the same time, whilst taken for a stroll by his nanny in London's wealthy enclave of No...

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Funny story: David Cameron's Moral Message

David Cameron's Moral Message

David Cameron made an address today to the Ethical Society on his favourite wishy-washy topic - 'the society'. 'There are some people in our society - our broken society - who are quite frankly sick' he announced 'we have to deal with such people...

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Funny story: David Cameron Vows To Dismantle the Inner Cities and Return to Peasant Values - The Whitney Project

David Cameron Vows To Dismantle the Inner Cities and Return to Peasant Values - The Whitney Project

This week David Cameron launched a radical new initiative to reorganise British society, not seen in the Western world since the industrial revolution, in order to combat the spread of gangster culture within British cities. Cameron also confirmed th...

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Funny story: London Riots; David Cameron Accused of Orchestrating Riots After a Tiff With His Wife on Their Tuscan Holiday

London Riots; David Cameron Accused of Orchestrating Riots After a Tiff With His Wife on Their Tuscan Holiday

In shocking new low for UK politics, the prime minister has been accused, following investigations by website Yummy Mummy, that he engineered the London riots so that he could come back early from his Tuscan holiday. The nation is reeling as even...

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Funny story: Syrian Government Stands 'Shoulder to Shoulder' with UK During Riots

Syrian Government Stands 'Shoulder to Shoulder' with UK During Riots

In a surprising turn of events, Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad has appeared with British Prime Minister David Cameron in a joint press conference in the Syrian capital Damascus. Mr Al-Assad, who has been criticised for his violent suppression of...

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Funny story: Cameron: 'We All Belong to the same Society'

Cameron: 'We All Belong to the same Society'

David Cameron has discovered that old Etonians belong to the same society as rioters on the streets of London. He also considers moral failings are not confined to the 'underclass of society'. To equal things out a bit Eton will now be open to you...

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Funny story: Ex-NYPD chief 'advising Cameron on dealing with Obama's other illegitimate miscreants' - report

Ex-NYPD chief 'advising Cameron on dealing with Obama's other illegitimate miscreants' - report

London - A DNA lab specialising in identifying the bastard offspring of Global Piss Process luminaries is working flat out this weekend. Reports that fabled former New York police chief Bill Bratton has been parachuted in to help David Cameron 'ta...

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Funny story: Cops "Pissed Off" With 'Do Nothing Dave' As Government Calls In Top US Cop Bill Bratton

Cops "Pissed Off" With 'Do Nothing Dave' As Government Calls In Top US Cop Bill Bratton

British police officers of all ranks are reported to be seriously "pissed off" by David Cameron's decision to bring in US former New York and LA police commissioner, Bill Bratton. Who is expected to act in an advisory capacity, with regard to dealing...

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Funny story: Dave Cameron Arrested Over Riots

Dave Cameron Arrested Over Riots

David Cameron was arrested today and charged with 'misleading the public about his role in quelling the riots in England. ' Sir Hugh Order fairly top Policeman, who may be even higher shortly, declared: 'We want to establish an accurate account of...

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Funny story: Bullingdon Club Massive reasserts primacy over vile rival upstarts

Bullingdon Club Massive reasserts primacy over vile rival upstarts

London - In a packed House of Commons televised debate Bullingdon's renowned top dog spelled out surrender terms for the nation's feuding scum. "Not on my turf, sickos!" was PM Cameron's clarion call as the UK's No One gang leader reasserted his s...

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Funny story: Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter

Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter

Two public school boys who took part in widespread looting have told friends on Facebook that the rioting was "Awesome" and have boasted about "getting freebies from rich tossers." The posh yobs, decked out in Cargo shorts and Birkenstocks, have...

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Funny story: Taser to spice up water cannon deployment as Cameron's flagship Hug-A-Hoodie policy bombs

Taser to spice up water cannon deployment as Cameron's flagship Hug-A-Hoodie policy bombs

London - Police have vowed to corral evil rioters with surgical kettling deploying electronic stun guns and water cannon combos to shock rampaging mobs. The 50,000-volt charges are said to respond extremely well to sodden clothing and lank locks i...

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Funny story: London Riots spread to Dublin

London Riots spread to Dublin

Hot on the heels of the recent unrest in London, it has been reported that riots have now spread to Dublin. There were rumours last night that up to 3 pints of Guinness had been spilled in the past two hours in the centre of Dublin, and Irish Prim...

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