Showing:

Funny satire stories about Dancing with the Stars

Try another search?

Funny story: Desperate Octomom Kate Gosselin has emergency foot surgery

Desperate Octomom Kate Gosselin has emergency foot surgery

In what is called foreshadowing a frantic Kate Gosselin chose 'Don't Forget About Me' on 'Dancing with the Stars' and her abysmal performance has forced her into drastic measures. Kate's disgusted partner, Tony Divamona, slammed on the child ditc...

Read full story
Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' British Judge Len Goodman Fined For Wearing The Ugliest Shirt on Earth

Dancing With The Stars' British Judge Len Goodman Fined For Wearing The Ugliest Shirt on Earth

HOLLYWOOD - In an unprecedented move Dancing With The Stars has fined British judge Len Goodman $4,000 for wearing what they said to be the most gawd-awfullest shirt in the history of shirts. Bernadette Penderlicki, the show's executive producer,...

Read full story
Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kate "Graceless" Gosselin May Be Dancing Her Swan Song

Dancing With The Stars: Kate "Graceless" Gosselin May Be Dancing Her Swan Song

HOLLYWOOD - Taxes are certain. Ann Coulter's sarcasm is certain. Peyton Manning touchdown passes are certain. And another thing that is certain is that Kate Gosselin, aka "King Kate," aka "Madam Obnoxious," aka "Graceless" Gosselin will not end up...

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Gosselin Eying Federal Assistance After Being Booted from DWTS

Kate Gosselin Eying Federal Assistance After Being Booted from DWTS

You can see it in her eyes. The fight is fading from Kate Gosselin. She seems to finally be getting it. She can't dance, she can't sing, and as for acting, the only thing she seems to be good at is a theatrical rant and rave here or there or a teary-...

Read full story
Funny story: Jon & Kate Sex Feud Heats Up as Couple Swaps Intimate Details on Marriage!

Jon & Kate Sex Feud Heats Up as Couple Swaps Intimate Details on Marriage!

Following exposure concerning his 'wee winky' revealed by one his nubile playmates, wife Kate Gosselin continued the thread confirming the report and revealing her pet nick name for her ex husband Jon: Stubby! Jon was quick to retort commenting o...

Read full story
Funny story: Selena Gomez Would Love To Work With Cheryl Cole On Tweenie Project

Selena Gomez Would Love To Work With Cheryl Cole On Tweenie Project

In another soul destroyingly mundane Hollywood press release, red hot teen idol Selena Gomez has stated that she would love to work with UK icon Cheryl Cole on a teen driven project. Providing Cole doesn't go on too much about soccer being the gre...

Read full story
Funny story: Octomom Kate Gosselin's Uterus Falls out During 'Dancing With the Scars'

Octomom Kate Gosselin's Uterus Falls out During 'Dancing With the Scars'

Taking full advantage of what will certainly be a short Hollywood career Kate Gosselin, of 'Kate and Eight' fame, suffered the most humiliating and hilarious of fates during a live broadcast. The scheme was to capitalize on her recent fame and th...

Read full story
Funny story: Leighton Meester Dating Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars

Leighton Meester Dating Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars

LOS ANGELES - The latest rumor circulating out of Tinsel Town is that electro pop diva Leighton Meester has been seen on several dates with Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars fame. Meester reportedly stated that her and Derek do happen to have...

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Gosselin Survives Another Week on Dancing With The Stars

Kate Gosselin Survives Another Week on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most famous mothers in the history of TV reality shows Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 has somehow managed to survive another week on Dancing With The Stars. Kate's professional dance teacher Tony Dovolani shook his hea...

Read full story
Funny story: Pamela Anderson Sizzles Sexuality on Dancing With The Stars

Pamela Anderson Sizzles Sexuality on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson showed the viewing audience of Dancing With The Stars that even at the age of 42, she can still give off enough sparks to start a California forest fire in no time at all. Pam's dancing partner Damian Whitewood has got...

Read full story
Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Gives His Dancing With The Stars Partner Cheryl Burke One Hell of A Diamond Ring

Chad Ochocinco Gives His Dancing With The Stars Partner Cheryl Burke One Hell of A Diamond Ring

HOLLYWOOD - Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco has given his dance partner Cheryl Burke, an ex-wide receiver, a huge diamond ring. Ochocinco, which translates into "85" said that he wanted to do something special for the fine assed (h...

Read full story
Funny story: Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood Really Heat Up The Dancing With The Stars Dance Floor

Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood Really Heat Up The Dancing With The Stars Dance Floor

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson and her dance partner Damian Whitewood managed to finish in third place out of the remaining nine Dancing With The Stars couples in this weeks edition. Host Tom Bergeron told Damian that every man in America is jealous...

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Gosselin: The Reason I Am Such A Lousy Dancer Is Because of My Children

Kate Gosselin: The Reason I Am Such A Lousy Dancer Is Because of My Children

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the mother on the now defunct Jon and Kate Plus 8 reality show, and the dancer (?) on the current Dancing With The Stars reality show has finally spoken out. The 35-year-old blonde has stated publicly that th...

Read full story
Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson one of this years contestants on Dancing With The Stars was seen out partying at 2 am at the Club Guys & Dolls with none other than Sandra Bullock's strange estranged husband Jesse "PenisPunk" James. Anderson w...

Read full story
Funny story: Is Yogi Berra Headed to Dancing with the Stars?

Is Yogi Berra Headed to Dancing with the Stars?

Rumor has it that the 84-year-old sports legend, Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra, has been invited to compete on the next cycle of the hit TV show, Dancing with the Stars. But it's not a done deal. Sure he did say, "When you come to a fork in th...

Read full story
Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Chad Ochocinco Irritated by Judge Len Goodman

Dancing With The Stars: Chad Ochocinco Irritated by Judge Len Goodman

HOLLYWOOD - "Big Bad" Chad Ochocinco says that he is fed up with judge Len Goodman's negative comments on his dancing. The Cincinnati Bengals player said that he has tried to ignore the old geezers remarks but states that he is sick and tired of t...

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Gosselin May Quit Dancing With The Stars To Take Care of Her "Plus 8" Kids

Kate Gosselin May Quit Dancing With The Stars To Take Care of Her "Plus 8" Kids

READING, Pennsylvania - It is no secret that Kate Gosselin has got to be one of the worst contestants in the history of Dancing With The Stars. Even her dance instructor Tony Dovolani says that Kate has two left feet, no sense of rhythm whatsoever...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more