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Funny story: Amber Frey Dating Again!

Amber Frey Dating Again!

CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...

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Funny story: Peterson shows up at sentence hearing with new 'do, attitude

Peterson shows up at sentence hearing with new 'do, attitude

REDWOOD CITY, CALIFORNIA - The attendants of the recent Scott Peterson v. State of California sentence hearing got more than an eyeful when the defendant, Scott Peterson, showed up sporting a new look, much to the chagrin of the defense attorneys and...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger's Profile Appears on New Megan's Law Sex Offenders Website

Schwarzenegger's Profile Appears on New Megan's Law Sex Offenders Website

Californians who log onto the new Megan's Law website, to find out whether their neighborhoods are safe from sexual offenders, may be surprised to find the photo, address and other information about California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger listed in...

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Funny story: Exit polls show Osama bin Laden ahead, John Kerry close second, George Bush trailing far behind

Exit polls show Osama bin Laden ahead, John Kerry close second, George Bush trailing far behind

NOVEMBER 2, 2004 - Exit polls for Election 2004 conducted early Tuesday morning at 100 voting precincts across the states of Florida, Ohio, California, and Michigan report Osama bin Laden with a 2-point lead over presidential hopeful Senator J...

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Funny story: Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame

Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In an unexpected turn of events Thursday, longtime Jeopardy winner, Ken Jennings, lost on purpose as a publicity stunt in spite of Alex Trebek. From the beginning of the show, Jennings just stood there with a smirk on his...

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Funny story: Val Kilmer Loses Tax Refund Case

Val Kilmer Loses Tax Refund Case

Val Kilmer and ex-wife Joanne Whalley lost a decision in the New Mexico State Court of Appeals in which they claimed a refund of $300 000 from the IRS. The couple claimed the tax refund because Whalley had moved to California in the latter part of th...

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Funny story: New York : Hell No!!

New York : Hell No!!

California has been focused on a FERTILISER salesman, Scott Peterson who allegedly killed his wife. Chicago has been baffled about Dave Matthews Band throwing HUMAN WASTE into the Chicago River. Now Anti-Bush protesters scream : "Hell no, WE WON...

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Funny story: Reagan's Image to be Placed on Promissory Note

Reagan's Image to be Placed on Promissory Note

The First Bank of California has decided to honor the memory of the late president Ronald Reagan, by placing his image on a promissory note. A promissory note is an unconditional promise in writing to repay a sum of money. The president of the Cal...

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Funny story: California Aims to Add Lunar Energy to Homes

California Aims to Add Lunar Energy to Homes

23 August 2004 by Liam Logsdon, San Fran Hippy-Dippy Newspaper...

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Funny story: "The Urinator" Nabbed in Texas

"The Urinator" Nabbed in Texas

Months of worry and speculation have finally come to an end as California Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger has been discovered wandering ai...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay

Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay

Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.

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Funny story: United States: al-Qaida Suspect Cased California

United States: al-Qaida Suspect Cased California

By Leonard Von Trappich 7 August 2004, Brentwood Daily Gossip Column Brentwood, California - An Islamic suspect detained in Brentwood o...

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Funny story: New data storage medium brings hope for Silicon Valley rebound

New data storage medium brings hope for Silicon Valley rebound

Silicon Valley, California--...

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Funny story: Governor Schwarzenegger's "Girlie Men" Rampage Fuels California Wildfires

Governor Schwarzenegger's "Girlie Men" Rampage Fuels California Wildfires

Sacramento, CA - In a series of "meetings" reminiscent of his big screen action blockbusters, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger attempted to rid the state of what he refers to as "girlie men." Toting numerous pistols, rifles, shotguns, autom...

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Funny story: Truth About Reagan's Death Revealed

Truth About Reagan's Death Revealed

PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA - An autopsy report released today listed the true cause of former President Reagan's death as "Brain Anoxia". (Anoxia is lack of oxygen to the brain, causing cell destruction and sometimes death.)...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton's Sax

Bill Clinton's Sax

Former President Bill Clinton has donated his favorite saxophone to the Pumpsie & Velveeta Frickenmeister Heartland Presidential Museum located in Waterloo, Iowa. The prized saxophone which he reportedly bought at a pawn shop in downtown Sausalito, California for $17 will be housed along with other presidential items and memorabilia such as: 1. The boyhood bathtub that once belonged to J...

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Funny story: Lakers trade Shaq to Kings for entire city of Sacramento

Lakers trade Shaq to Kings for entire city of Sacramento

LOS ANGELES--Stunning league observers who expected the Dallas Mavericks to be Diesel's new home, the Los Angeles Lakers have traded Shaquille O'Neal to the Sacramento Kings. In return, the Lakers will receive California's capitol city and a suburb...

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