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Funny story: Author of the DaVinci Clod Plans New Phony Novel

Author of the DaVinci Clod Plans New Phony Novel

Author of the DaVinci Clod, a hair-raising tale of a clod of dirt from the infamous Garden of Eden passed down through the successive generations to a modern day Eve and her lesbian lover and mother of her children with Christ's genetic code, has...

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Funny story: Life Coach Would Like To Book You In

Life Coach Would Like To Book You In

Top guru and life coach, Ken McPaula, has released yet another self-help book that preys on sad people who suffer from some kind of problem.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Arrested For Working Scam

Harry Potter Arrested For Working Scam

Schoolboy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Police for working a variation on the 'old empty camera scam'.

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Funny story: Shakespeare Originals Found At London Car Boot Sale

Shakespeare Originals Found At London Car Boot Sale

Reports today that genuine manuscripts of the plays of William Shakespeare are turning up with monotonous regularity at a car boot sale in Tottenham North London.

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Funny story: Big Bird Arrested For D.U.I.

Big Bird Arrested For D.U.I.

Big Bird, beloved star of Sesame Street, countless licensing, films and books, was arrested in Beverly Hills yesterday after being clocked going forty miles over the speed limit, while on a foreign made red skate board. Stopped and apprehended by the...

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Funny story: Gospel of Judas: Selections

Gospel of Judas: Selections

Fresno, CA: Following fast on the heels of the commercial success of the Da Vinci Code and forty three books about Mary Magdalene, news of the finished translation of a gospel attributed to Judas Iscariot, known to history as the betrayer of Jesus,...

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Funny story: Cartoon Riots Create Havoc In Real World

Cartoon Riots Create Havoc In Real World

Violent cartoon riots erupted worldwide today, as thousands of cartoon characters waged violent protests decrying the way they've been caricatured by the media in comic books and newspapers around the globe.

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Funny story: Public Library to File Lawsuits Against Copy-Machine Pirates

Public Library to File Lawsuits Against Copy-Machine Pirates

Mayo, Kansas -- The Comanche County Public Library announced yesterday it will file its first wave of lawsuits later this month against those it alleges are illegally photocopying copyrighted books, joining the music industry in its fight against pir...

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Funny story: Bring Me a 5-Bladed Razor, Lest I Perish

Bring Me a 5-Bladed Razor, Lest I Perish

In most areas of life, I count myself a lucky man. I have a good job, a nice family, a peaceful home and, for the time being, no woman around to bother me. Each year when holidays come around and people start peppering me with questions about what I want, I’m usually forced to admit that I have just about every creature comfort that a man can buy. Electronics, books, aged scotch in a fine cut c...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Dating Tips

Kobe Bryant Dating Tips

EAGLE, COLORADO (AP) Kobe Bryant, in town to pay some fines for overdue books at the public library, spoke before a group of teens about dating. The 24-year-old Los Angeles Lakers star said, "How you behave when you're out on a date says a l...

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Funny story: Angry Mom upsets child, herself

Angry Mom upsets child, herself

In a disturbing incident Monday, A mother of 3 upset her middle child, and herself. During an upsetting household experiment involving 2 pieces of bread, a plate, and 17 books, an angry mom exploded at her kid." Why do you always delay these thi...

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Funny story: Rock Star, Entrepreneur not "Taco Hucksters", Say Lawsuits

Rock Star, Entrepreneur not "Taco Hucksters", Say Lawsuits

CANTON, OH --- Joe Lewinsky has led a modest life selling used books from his garage in suburban Canton. But it was not until a few days ago that he discovered his good name had been used by big business to hawk tacos. Going for "the whole ench...

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Funny story: Government Debt collectors go after Overdue Books

Government Debt collectors go after Overdue Books

As public libraries face declining funding and rising costs for books, a growing number are turning to stronger tactics to track down overdue material. Ignore the traditional overdue notice, and you may hear from a new government debt collection agen...

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Funny story: Lost Tribe of Israel Found!

Lost Tribe of Israel Found!

Members of the 1st Infantry division patrolling the Syrio-Arabian desert stumbled across an encampment of what they originally thought as Bedouin nomads. Reporter Seymour Cheet, embedded with the 1st ID reports “These guys looked like they stepped out of the history books, they had no modern clothing and have never met or seen our type of people before" Further questioning and investig...

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Funny story: Revealed: Books That Currupt Children

Revealed: Books That Currupt Children

After many months of sometimes tedious, sometimes dangerous research, I can exclusively reveal that there is a highly organised group of powerful people who devote their careers to the corruption of young children. They have been practising their foul and despicable trade right under our noses for many years, passing off their vile products under the guise of 'education' and 'en...

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Funny story: Coming to a bookstore near you!

Coming to a bookstore near you!

Jack Canfield, author of the internationally acclaimed "Chicken Soup for the Soul" books, held a press conference to introduce a new addition to the series.

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Funny story: Louisiana Imposes Tax on Public Urination

Louisiana Imposes Tax on Public Urination

New Orleans - Do you have the "urge" and little time to spare? You may be out of luck according to Louisiana lawmakers. A new ordinance hit the books Monday that seeks to eliminate all public urination and defecation on public streets.

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