There was hardly a whimper today when news emerged that the doctor carrying out the autopsy of the now-dead King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is the same man that was in charge of the investigation into the so-called Roswell UFO Incident in 1947. Rosw...
Female astronauts aboard the International Space station have been complaining that they have no privacy from the spying eyes of UFOs according to NASA documents leaked to the media. "Every time I get undressed for bed one of those UFO things is p...
Hollywood has been stunned by allegations that Orson Welles entire movie career was a Government cover-up for 1930s alien contact. Conspiracy theorist Stephen Williams suggests that in 1938 Orson Welles was New York station SMTV's live news report...
Following a recent spate of crop circles in Wiltshire, it has all turned out to be one massive hoax! It has long been thought that it is the work of extra terrestrials, but the real culprits have now been identified. The circles have become more e...
The Air France flight that disappeared over the Atlantic Ocean after it flew out of Rio de Janeiro on Sunday, may have been abducted by aliens, it has been reported. After leaving Rio, flight AF447 vanished into thin air "somewhere over the sea be...
It's unlikely Parliament will ever be the same again after yesterday's revelation that three MPs are actually aliens in skin suits. Alien hunter officals were alerted to this alarming discovery by an article in The Daily Telegraph detailing MPs ex...
Houston,Texas-Saying the pool of Earth-bound candidates was puny, President Obama has decided to hire from outside the solar system in order to fill the position of Chief NASA Administrator. Desa Fourkatia, a Zeta Reticuli Grey, is expected to wi...
Aliens from the planet Nebula are the latest to issue an ultimatum to the leaders of Earth: "Clean up your act or else!" The ultimatum comes after several near misses and a UFO collision with a Volkswagen sized hunk of junk in the skies over New...
Are thousands of people with the swine flu being held in Roswell, New Mexico, many are wanting to know? Although they deny it, just as they did in the 1940's, the Obama administration is denying anything mysterious is going on in Roswell. But seve...
North Carolina's soaring unemployment rate may get a little help later this year from little green men, pod people or whatever else may be up there. "The truth is out there" says Jimmy Fred Hudson, founder and CEO of the Upper Cleveland County Ali...
London - (X-Files Mess): Cloned in a hideous alien experiment from a hybridised freak ovum supplied by Queen Elizabeth II..... and fertilised by a rogue spermatozoon ejaculated by one of the Bush family gangsters? That's the conclusion of the CIA'...
If you're looking for the latest in hush-hush experimental intergalactic space flights, look no further than the new "UK's Area 51". Last week, local radio station DW Communications from Oban reported that the Loughead Spacecraft Manufacturing Com...
Residents of beyond the local Alpha Centauri district are petitioning the Mplityrsss government to enforce harsh restrictions on teenage travel to and from Earth after several have returned with tattoos on their appendages and high as a Pluberkski Ca...
CANTONVILLE, NEW YORK - In a bizarre turn of events, a man shoots down an alien aircraft with a home-made RPG, as his wife records it on video camera and then disappears. This all happened sometime last Thursday, the man told WEIRD Weekly. I took a trip to his house up in the rocky Adirondacks to investigate. I was invited into the house and offered coffee. I declined, and asked to see the video e...
Former BBC presenter and total barmpot, David Icke, is back in the news and this time your guess is as good as mine. Icke, one half of the iconic "River Deep Mountain High", sixties singing sensations, Icon Teeny Toenail, told me: "There's an o...
A bank has launched a new savings account investing in the security of planet Earth. The Aliens Attack Super Saver ISA offers fixed returns of 42 per cent over the next ten years and invests in technologies that will defend the planet. Earnest...
Reports coming out of the town of Basingstoke, Hampshire, UK tonight are not encouraging, as it would appear that the town has suffered an invasion of topless Amazonian alien women from the planet Venus, according to Derek Peabody, Basingstoke Direct...
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