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Funny story: Chris Sligh Throws Temper Tantrum After American Idol Boot

Chris Sligh Throws Temper Tantrum After American Idol Boot

Chris Sligh threw an "I didn't want to play with you anyway" after his American Idol sendoff on Wednesday. Sligh, the chunky contestant with curly hair, glasses, and the hottie wife, claimed that he wasn't trying to win and was sel...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton offers to catch cancer

Bill Clinton offers to catch cancer

Washington DC - (Foolish Press): Greater love hath no spouse or political mentor than to lay down their public image for a few all important votes.

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Funny story: Bush's 15 Billion to Fight AIDS Is Only Budget With A Surplus!

Bush's 15 Billion to Fight AIDS Is Only Budget With A Surplus!

Budget Busting Bush has finally found a line item where he can begin to duplicate the surpluses that made Clinton famous. (He still has not found an intern to repeat what made Clinton infamous).

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Funny story: Nun: Ratzinger cured my haemorrhoids

Nun: Ratzinger cured my haemorrhoids

Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): Pope Ratzinger's personal right-hand woman and Teutonic valkyrie minder Sister Ingrid Stampa has said it is a miracle that her piles have been cured by the Holy Father's very own healing hands.

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Funny story: Why Diana's memorial service is an insult to national intelligence

Why Diana's memorial service is an insult to national intelligence

London - Assinine Mess): Enough of this Diana crap. Papers to be released next week will show that the scheming IRA bomber who masquaraded as Princess Diana was the illegitimate daughter of George Herbert Bush.

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Funny story: Masturbation/Wanking to be Taught at all U.S. Schools

Masturbation/Wanking to be Taught at all U.S. Schools

U.S. Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings announced today that masturbation, or wanking as it's known to most young boys, will be required teaching at all public schools in the U.S.

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Funny story: Prince Harry To Be (a Burger) King After All

Prince Harry To Be (a Burger) King After All

News reaching us today that Prince Harry is to pass over on his life of royalty and go instead for a career as a trainee manager with fast food giant, Burger King.

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Funny story: Ken Burns Forgot Latinos Fought in WWII

Ken Burns Forgot Latinos Fought in WWII

Ken Burns' amnesia keeps haunting his otherwise excellent documentaries. This time he has omitted all reference to the thousands of Latin Americans who risked and sometimes lost their lives in the Second Great War. This, of course, is not the fir...

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Funny story: UtopGoogle!, New Feature Re-Imagines History!

UtopGoogle!, New Feature Re-Imagines History!

UtopGoogle! New Orleans and Hurricane Katrina's devastation is gone, all evidence of genocide in Rwanda disappears on Utopgoogle! Iraq looks like it did in the peaceful days of SH's IT (Iraqi Tranquil). VietNam is undefoliated. The US South h...

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Funny story: US District Judge Says Forests Must Have Trees

US District Judge Says Forests Must Have Trees

Phyllis Hamilton, US District Judge, has made a decision which flies in the face of Bush administration Dis-environmental Protection agency.

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Funny story: Kieren Fallon slams Dettori as 'far bigger crook'

Kieren Fallon slams Dettori as 'far bigger crook'

Ballydoyle - (Leprachaun Press): Disgraced former champion jockey Kieren Fallon has laid into fellow flat racing rider Frankie Dettori as being a 'far bigger crook, in as well as out of the saddle than I could ever aspire to being'.

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Funny story: NCAA Outlaws Confederate Flag and Any States That Display It Anywhere

NCAA Outlaws Confederate Flag and Any States That Display It Anywhere

The NCAA (National Collegiate Athletic Association) has extended its ban on use of the Confederate flag. FOrmerly, the organization had declared that it would not allow NCAA Basketball Tournament games to be held in states that posted the flag offic...

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Funny story: Generalissimo Gonzo Vows :I'll Stay on the Job I Suck at!

Generalissimo Gonzo Vows :I'll Stay on the Job I Suck at!

Attorney General Alberto "Hitman" Gonzalez vows that he will stay on the job even though his execution of nearly a dozen US attorneys out of pure Bush loyalty has crippled his ability to be ag.

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Funny story: Marie Osmond Seeks Second Divorce

Marie Osmond Seeks Second Divorce

Marie Osmond announced that she is seeking a divorce from her husband of twenty years. No reasons were given or announced by the couple. This is her second divorce from a man that she married "for all eternity" (not "til death do us...

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Funny story: Bush Declares The End of Science!

Bush Declares The End of Science!

Bush the President with more low science grades than Millard Fillmore has announced that science will no longer have any credibility in US society. Bush supports his ban on science with numerous citations from his favorite faith based superstitioners...

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Funny story: "Untill Man" Iraq War Hit Song!

"Untill Man" Iraq War Hit Song!

American war culture has produced songs from the Revolutionary War: "Revere the Minuet", The Mexican War: "Llores, No canta", The Civil War: "When Johnny Came Limping Home Again", The Spanish-American war: "The Hava...

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Funny story: Donny Osmond's New Series, The Great American Dream, Axed by ABC

Donny Osmond's New Series, The Great American Dream, Axed by ABC

Donny Osmond's newest ABC television series was cancelled after only two episodes. The Great American Dream Vote, where contestants competed to make their dreams into reality, was not a winner with viewers and was put on semi-permanent hiatus, w...

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