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Funny story: Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Seattle, Washington - A high-ranking PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) official admitted today that if plants were cuddly and cute, or if they screamed when plucked or stepped on, she wouldn't eat them either.

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Funny story: Chaney Rents Capitol

Chaney Rents Capitol

The Bush Administration announced today that it had sold the Corporate Naming rights of the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. to a Chinese American Entrepreneur by the name of Mr. Chin Lu.

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Funny story: Bush Announces New Diplomatic Initiative

Bush Announces New Diplomatic Initiative

The White House announced today that President Bush has decided to take a Lesson from History and Establish "Normalicys" with Iran...

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Finalize Divorce Decree Details

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Finalize Divorce Decree Details

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are now officially ex-husband and ex-wife. They finished working out the details of their divorce yesterday in Los Angeles with their attorneys present.

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Funny story: Hilary Duff Feels Pressure to be Thin

Hilary Duff Feels Pressure to be Thin

Actress, singer, and teen starlet Hilary Duff says that she feels pressure from the media and fans to stay thin, even with the mixed messages about current waif models. "Everyone expects me to be skinny and have my ribs sticking out, but at the...

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Funny story: Opus Dei hystery triumph as schools told: "No More Crusades, No More Holocaust"

Opus Dei hystery triumph as schools told: "No More Crusades, No More Holocaust"

London - (Rotters): UK teachers have been ordered to drop all reference to the Crusades and the Holocaust as Opus Dei members pledge to wipe out the UK Labour Party's staggering £30 million election overdraft and fix Iran's President Ahmadine...

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Funny story: Scotland Yardies To Help Out In Annoying Woolmer Murder

Scotland Yardies To Help Out In Annoying Woolmer Murder

Police in Jamaica investigating the suspicious murder of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolworth will get extra help with their enquiries this week, when UK police fly out to the murder scene.

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Funny story: Bush announces he will run for re-election

Bush announces he will run for re-election

Washington, D.C. - At a Presidential press conference today, Bush announced to confused reporters that he will run for re-election. When one reporter asked the President if he couldn't count to two, Bush laughed and then had that reporter beaten...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton already locking in votes.

Hillary Clinton already locking in votes.

Even though she isn't officially running for election in 2008 yet, Hillary Clinton is already locking in votes from a key group of voters. Her target audience? Feminists.

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Funny story: SGT Christophe of the North West Mounties Wins Gold medal in SkinDiving!

SGT Christophe of the North West Mounties Wins Gold medal in SkinDiving!

JRN Omligo has been the World Muff Diving Champion for years now. Every Muff Diving expert had him pegged for the Gold in Beijing in 2008. That is until Muff diving judges began to examine the new sport more carefully.

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Funny story: Solomon Island's Tsunami Causes Discovered

Solomon Island's Tsunami Causes Discovered

Fox News revealed today that the tsunami (tidal wave) that struck the Solomon Islands in the South Pacific was caused by an earthquake. According to newsman Bill O'Reilly, the cause of that earthquake was Rosie O'Donnell body surfing while v...

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Funny story: Cherie: we must help IRA keep out of jail

Cherie: we must help IRA keep out of jail

London - (Ass Press): Britain's prison system is no place to incarcerate IRA thugs who should continue to donate huge loans to the Labour Party ahead of their contiued elevation to the House of Lords as Life Peers.

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Funny story: Environmental scientists announce shocking finding.

Environmental scientists announce shocking finding.

Berlin, Germany- This week environmental scientists at a world convention on global warming announced a shocking discovery they have.

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Funny story: "I am the dark horseshit candidate": Thompson declares 2008 presidential bid

"I am the dark horseshit candidate": Thompson declares 2008 presidential bid

Wisconsin - (Frankly Ludicrous Press): Tommy Thompson, former Wisconsin Governor and Bush Administration anthrax specialist, has thrown his hat into the 2008 presidential ring.

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Funny story: Prestigeous Humor Website NSA Sting Operation.

Prestigeous Humor Website NSA Sting Operation.

According to a classified document obtained by our investigative reporter, the prestigious humor website TheSpoof.com is a covert sting operation run by the National Security Agency (NSA) to out opponents of the The Sheik Formerly Kn...

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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice To Run For President in 2008

Condoleezza Rice To Run For President in 2008

WASHINGTON D.C.--(MONKEYFIST) Where iz dat white womenz? I'z gonna kick her azz!", Spewed the feisty Condi Rice, referring to Hilary Clinton, after announcing her run for the White House in 2008

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Funny story: Second Super Duper Snoopers To Snoop On Super Snoopers

Second Super Duper Snoopers To Snoop On Super Snoopers

Police safety cameras have been so successful in collecting shed loads of money that there are plans to roll out a new type of surveillance camera. This time the super-snoopers will be concentrating on people who already snoop on us and the snoopers...

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