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Funny story: Bernabeu Whore House to Pimp Robinho for 32M FU's

Bernabeu Whore House to Pimp Robinho for 32M FU's

No lady of the night has ever been auctioned off for this much money but Brazilian Robinho and Pimp Real Madrid have become the high priced lay of the sporting world. Former Red Sox Manny Maniac Ramirez carries a price tag close and A-Rod was bought...

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Funny story: Blackburn to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001

Blackburn to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001

The announcement that Paul Ince had signed veteran Robbie Fowler for Blackburn indicated the conclusion of the first part in the wily manager's faultless plan: to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001. The entire team, including players such as...

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Funny story: England vs Czech Republic: The day English Football finally lost its soul.

England vs Czech Republic: The day English Football finally lost its soul.

In news that will enrage English Soccer fans throughout the world David Beckham is the only first team regular who has made himself available to play the friendly at the new Wembley stadium on Wednesday night. Naked save for a tight pair of Armani...

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Funny story: Sexy Soccer Star is True Ladies Man

Sexy Soccer Star is True Ladies Man

Everyone knows David Beckham for being a brilliant soccer player, but Becks isn't always living up to his superstar image when off the field. His wife Victoria can't be too pleased at his antics as of late. But is it his feminine touch that makes the...

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Funny story: Obafemi Martins To Become A Gymnast

Obafemi Martins To Become A Gymnast

Obafemi Martins, the Newcastle United centre forward, revealed this morning that he is to compete as a gymnast in next year's World Championships, after his superb display of tumbling at Old Trafford yesterday. Martins scored the opening goal in t...

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Funny story: Lampard Reveals Winning Chelsea Offer

Lampard Reveals Winning Chelsea Offer

The long disputed contract row between Frank and Chelsea seems to over. After being offered a piffling £150,000 per week for four years Frank seriously considered moving away. This feeling of unrest was magnified when his favourite takeaway (The Fat...

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Funny story: Ronaldo sale could devastate local economy

Ronaldo sale could devastate local economy

Surrey County Council have revealled the potentially devastating effects on the local economy that the sale of Ronaldo could have on the local economy should the star winker move on to greater things at Real Madrid. With the local economy already...

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Funny story: Hull City Up To Third After Player With Funny Name Scores Late Winner

Hull City Up To Third After Player With Funny Name Scores Late Winner

Premiership newboys Hull City are up to third in the table after a hard-fought victory against Fulham at the KC Stadium this afternoon. The Tigers started nervously, and went behind on 8 minutes when a Fulham player with a funny name scored with a...

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Funny story: Steve McClaren, The Famous 'Spoofster' Is Back!

Steve McClaren, The Famous 'Spoofster' Is Back!

One of the world's most notorious spoofmeisters is at it again! Former England gaffer Steve McClarlen has appeared in a Dutch Interview with a 'broken Yorkshire/failed Dutch/failed English/Pakistani' accent. Confusing not only the intelligent Dutc...

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Funny story: Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

After selling Jonathan Greening and Mark Wilson to Steve McClaren's Middlesbrough, Johnny Evans, Phil Bardsley, Liam Miller and Kieran Richardson to Roy Keane's Sunderland, and loaning young defender Danny Simpson to former Manchester United midfield...

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Funny story: Thaksin Shinawatra Becomes Victim Of Thai Ice Age

Thaksin Shinawatra Becomes Victim Of Thai Ice Age

Thaksin Shinawatra, the ex-Prime Minister of Thailand, and current owner of English Premier League football club, Manchester City, flew into London today, bringing bizarre reports of an Ice Age in his home country. Mr Shinawatra is in serious trou...

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Funny story: Age no barrier to success

Age no barrier to success

Age concern today laughed off suggestions by Salford FC Boss Alex Ferguson that Chelsea are too old to win major honours. They claimed that in the modern day age is no barrier to success, and surely the Utd boss man is a testament to that.

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Funny story: Twelve Yorkshire Puddings Challenge Hull Tigers

Twelve Yorkshire Puddings Challenge Hull Tigers

Barnsley - Hull City Tigers have been put to a challenge football match by a Dozen Yorkshire Puddings from Barnsley.

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Funny story: Danish Pastries and the Dutch Chicken Supremo

Danish Pastries and the Dutch Chicken Supremo

A spokesman for the Danish Manchester United Supporters Club (Denmark for all you southerners is up north a bit, turn right, start swimming, near Norway), has taken responsibility for all the fuss surrounding Utd's alleged tapping up of Spurs'...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo

Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo

Sir Alex Ferguson made a monumental mistake yesterday when, speaking about the Cristiano Ronaldo debacle, the Man Utd boss told the world's Press that "the worst thing that he can do is go to AC Milan".

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Funny story: Rafa moves quickly to dismiss Rooney rumour

Rafa moves quickly to dismiss Rooney rumour

Rafa Benitez moved quickly this morning to distance himself with the speculation surrounding a possible move for Salford FC star Wayne Rooney. The speculation seems to have originated in the Spanish media and moved over to England appearing in less w...

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Funny story: Draw "A Disappointment" Admits Ferguson

Draw "A Disappointment" Admits Ferguson

Ferguson today admitted that drawing against the Kaiser Chiefs was a disappointing result but fully expected results to improve as fitness improved.

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