There was more penalty controversy at the JJB Stadium this afternoon as Wigan Athletic overcame their richer and more illustrious opponents, Manchester City, in a thrilling game which saw the Latics run out 2-1 winners. Valencia and Zaki, from the...
FA Man : So Bothroyd, you have requested this personal hearing in relation to the Charge brought against you of Bringing The Game Into Disrepute, directing abusive and/or insulting words towards Head Boy Stuart Attwell, and you had the temerity to question what is clearly a perfectly valid decision made by one of our Prefects Nigel Bannister, I'm sorry Mr Bothroyd, but that's 50 lashes of the Cane...
Eric Cantona is set to join up with his old Manchester United teammate Mark Hughes at Manchester City in the next few days. Former Manchester United hero Cantona has been tipped in recent years to one day take-over the managerial throne from Boss...
Football referee Rob Styles, who was the match official at yesterday's game at Old Trafford between Manchester United and Bolton Wanderers, was arrested by police last night after he was found to be wearing a red Man Utd shirt under his referee kit.
As expected, Hull City brushed aside the threat from a decent Arsenal side at the Emirates Stadium this evening, eventually running out 2-1 winners to climb to sixth in the Premiership. The home side huffed and puffed for the first 30 minutes, and...
The Man from Del Monte has been revealed as the latest hot shot to refuse the chance of guiding Newcastle to safety. A club insider told us "The man from Del Monte, he said NO!" It is believed, however, that the white suited man could be direct...
Sunderland fans, honouring the 'magnificent' appointment of Joe Kinnear as the manager of their fierce rivals Newcastle United, have come up with a brilliant new joke to poke at their near-neighbours - "Joe Kinnear - Joke In Ear!" It's not really...
After the disappointment of the non-appointment of Terry Venables yesterday, all speculation ended today when Newcastle United unveiled their new manager to the long-suffering Magpies' fans - Joe 'Sick Note' Kinnear. Within minutes, St James' Park...
In an odd and troubling convergence between the worlds of Professional American politics and Euro Football, Racist chants from low life bystanders have brought disgrace on both matches. In the game between England and Croatia in Zagreb, neo-naz...
Emile Heskey, of Wigan Athletic, is today the owner of a title he doesn't really want, for the England centre-forward is to be officially recognised as the Most Racially-abused Player in England. Even his wife calls him Kunte Kinte. Heskey, w...
Newcastle United have been sold by Mike Ashley. The new owners, Beverley and Bryan Tomlinson, won the club in an unlucky bag. Ashley, in a desperate bid to offload the club, slipped the ownership papers into a lucky bag at a local newsagents. D...
Mark Lawrenson, the BBC football pundit who appears on Match of the Day, and also makes score predictions on the BBC website, has been sacked for being inaccurate and uninteresting. Lawro, as he is known, regularly pops up on Radio 5 Live as well,...
Newcastle United football club have this morning released a statement saying that ex-England manager Terry Venables will hold talks with owner Mike Ashley with a view to becoming the next Cockney Wanker to take charge at St James' Park. The Tynesi...
Manchester City, the world's richest football club, have tonight gone out of the Carling Cup at the hands of minnows Brighton & Hove Albion, and, according to manager, Mark Hughes, were: "made to look like idiots!" With the scores level at 2-2...
London rivals West Ham and Tottenham are involved in preliminary discussions with the government about a possible groundshare situation after the 2012 London Olympics. The Olympic Stadium, currently under construction, is expected to cost around £...
The Premiership was rocked today by another takeover. At a press conference early this afternoon a representative from Newchester Athletic confirmed that the club had been taken over by a new owner from another galaxy. Graham Sprout told reporters...
Yesterday it was reported that newly promoted referee Boaby Puller was found to have been singing sectarian songs during shifts at work, while in church and also found on his iPod. When Contacted for comment the IFA said they had none as it is ok...
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