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Funny story: Ku Klux Klan Member to Spend Summer Working on Tan

Ku Klux Klan Member to Spend Summer Working on Tan

Brinford, SC - A high-ranking member of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) announced to his wife today that he would be spending the summer working on his tan.

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Funny story: Science fair student stops terroist

Science fair student stops terroist

Hazlewood, MO- In this well to due suburb of St. Louis, everyone thought they were safe from terrorism. Thanks to Billy Smith, they still are.

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Funny story: Merck and Philip Morris To Merge

Merck and Philip Morris To Merge

(Wilmington--DE) At a joint press conference today, pharmaceutical giant Merck and tobacco tower Philip Morris announced that they will merge. The union became destined when both companies realized that "our products kill people," said Merc...

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Funny story: Democrats Cut -- Pelosi Runs

Democrats Cut -- Pelosi Runs

Democrats in the House of Representatives have reportedly voted to cut funding for Homeland Security, the Military, God, Motherhood and Baseball.

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Funny story: Scienctists discover shocking fact about cancer.

Scienctists discover shocking fact about cancer.

Scientists working on a joint team from the Centers for Disease control and the EPA have announced a shocking find concerning cancer. California is the cause of at least 90% of all cancer in the U.S.

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Funny story: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Getting Boob Jobs

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Getting Boob Jobs

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA--(TEENS BEAT)The media misquoted us when we said, "Heaven KNOWS these Pair of Boobs need cosmetic surgery", Mary-Kate shrills and giggles "We didn't mean "NOSE" as i...

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Funny story: Curry's in Sat Nav apology to Navy

Curry's in Sat Nav apology to Navy

The UK's largest electrical retailers, Curry's, today admitted that Sat Nav sets sold to the Royal Navy "may have been a bit iffy". However, the high street giant refused to take the blame for the diplomatic crisis with Iran that h...

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Funny story: Blair: 48 hours to save my ass

Blair: 48 hours to save my ass

Drowning Street - (Disaster Press): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair said today the next 48 hours are crucial to save him, his gargoyle wife Cherie and the entire Labour Party from the gallows.

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Mystery - Police To Use New System Of Crime Detection

Bob Woolmer Mystery - Police To Use New System Of Crime Detection

Police hunting the killer of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer say they will use a new system of Crime Detection to arrest someone by Saturday evening - even if it isn't the person who committed the heinous act.

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Funny story: TIMMMBBBBERRR! Jason says: No Mo Gossip Columns!

TIMMMBBBBERRR! Jason says: No Mo Gossip Columns!

Jason Timberlake about whom nobody knows what he really does for a living has decided to denounce the very gossip columns that have made his career: "They turn everything into a soap opera and that is what I counted on since I had no real talent...

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Funny story: Italian Illegal Makes Gelato. Welcome Back,Compare!

Italian Illegal Makes Gelato. Welcome Back,Compare!

US immigration officials have been shipping, flying and driving back undocumented "neighbors' of every color, origin and language in the us' latest know-nothing backlash against immigrants. An interesting exception has been Nazario Melic...

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Funny story: Third Year Plague Attacks US Airlines!

Third Year Plague Attacks US Airlines!

American flyers and International air travelers into the US have lost mo' luggage, mo' time and mo' peace of mind fo' another thud year in a ro'! Nigga' Nuuzz, ther newest, latest African American airline analyst denounces fli...

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Funny story: Florida repeats in no longer N "c" AA

Florida repeats in no longer N "c" AA

For years now the Collegiate "c" in NCAA has been lower case and thus in serious question based on numerous factors like the age, the GPA, the IQ and the Criminal record of so-called college athletes. Florida basketball's rare repeat of...

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Funny story: Knight Rider Trans Am Kitt Up For Sale

Knight Rider Trans Am Kitt Up For Sale

K.I.T.T., The Knight Industries Two Thousand talking car from the 80's television show Knight Rider, is up for sale. The car, which had artificial intelligence, spoke, nad had an attitude helped David Hasselhoff to catch the bad guys in the week...

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Funny story: Terrorist Kills No One and Wounds No One In Daring Rubber Band Shooting Rampage

Terrorist Kills No One and Wounds No One In Daring Rubber Band Shooting Rampage

New York City - The hapless terrorist, Al Spankma Salami, once again showed the world how inept he was after viciously attacking a Star Trek convention with rubber bands.

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Funny story: Obama as Jesus Statue Causes Chicago Stir

Obama as Jesus Statue Causes Chicago Stir

A statue depicting Illinois Senator and presidential candidate Barrack Obama as Jesus Christ is causing a stir in Chicagao. The statue is the artwork of a college art student and was not meant as a political endorsement.

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Funny story: Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.

Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.

Vatican City- Today the Pope was shocked to recieve a letter from the Wiccans who usually keep to themselves. He was even more shocked when he opened it. Inside was a single page with but one paragraph on it.

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