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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Obama 'Sex Video'

Paris Hilton and Obama 'Sex Video'

Eerily echoing JFK's secret trysts with Marilyn Monroe, insiders say that President Elect Barack Obama has been seeing Paris Hilton. Hilton who has just announced her split with Benji Madden is remaining tight lipped about the alleged affair but s...

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Funny story: Pantie Post

Pantie Post

WASHINGTON - Barack Obama likes to wear satin panties from Hillary Clintons cabinet,it keeps his testicles smooth and shiny, Roddy Emanuel Obama's chief of dress said. But panties could be more important in an Obama administration than in some oth...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky next Clinton 'alum' to join Obama intern-hiring team!

Monica Lewinsky next Clinton 'alum' to join Obama intern-hiring team!

DEMOCRATIC HQ - CHICAGO: Monica Lewinsky - the girl in the soiled blue dress - will be joining the Obama transition team. She will head up the intern-hiring team. Many Obama hardliners are upset that yet another Clinton alumnus is being given a pr...

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Funny story: Obama: Fed Could Be Run Cheaper By Kenyan Officials

Obama: Fed Could Be Run Cheaper By Kenyan Officials

In a speech this morning, president-elect Barack Obama announced that the federal government could save the country billions of dollars by out-sourcing government offices to Kenyans. "We could balance our budget by 2012 without all these congress...

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Funny story: Landfill Dating to 1500 BC Discovered on Shetland Isles:Conclusion-We Haven't Progressed Worth a Shit!

Landfill Dating to 1500 BC Discovered on Shetland Isles:Conclusion-We Haven't Progressed Worth a Shit!

Smithsonian Institute/ Archeological Times - Archeological scholars are astounded with the recent find on the Shetland Isles of a 300' high Landfill dating back thousands of years. The good news is that the site has never before been disturbed. The...

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Funny story: Hillary Rejects Reported Secretary of State Offer

Hillary Rejects Reported Secretary of State Offer

(Washington, DC) - Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) flatly ruled herself out as secretary of state in a Barack Obama administration. The perpetually pants-suited legislator frankly admitted she is far too corrupt and dishonest to fill such an honorable...

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Funny story: Adrian Lester tipped for Obama Primary Colors biopic sequel role

Adrian Lester tipped for Obama Primary Colors biopic sequel role

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Primary Colors actor Adrian Lester is being tipped for the starring role of a born-again Henry Burton in a biopic about Barack Obama's stellar rise to fame. Hollywood sources are agog with rumors that Obam...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Renounces Citizenship/Accepts QE2 as Dubai Gift/Clears Way for Hillary Appointment to Hussein Cabinet!

Bill Clinton Renounces Citizenship/Accepts QE2 as Dubai Gift/Clears Way for Hillary Appointment to Hussein Cabinet!

Dubai/ Palm Island News - Bill Clinton made it official today, confirming what has been known for the past 8 years: He is a paid government agent for Dubai. The announcement was made at a ceremony where the former President officially accepted the g...

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Funny story: African Union hails Obama as the new Horn of Africa

African Union hails Obama as the new Horn of Africa

Dar Es Salaam - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): African Union CEO Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete has hailed Barack Obama as the new Horn of Africa after photos of the US President-Elect showering with Kenyan schooldays chums were posted on the internet. Obama,...

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Funny story: Bill worries Hillary and Barack

Bill worries Hillary and Barack

Now that Hillary Clinton has been "tapped" by Obama cronies to be his Secretary of State, concerns about the nomination are being raised with regard to her hubby, Bill. Since the end of his Presidency, Bill Clinton has carved out a path to immortali...

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Funny story: Obama and McCain Bleach Each Other

Obama and McCain Bleach Each Other

Less than three weeks ago, on election night, John McCain pledged to "Do all in my power to help [Barack Obama] bleach his anus." On Monday, McCain went to Chicago to discuss ways he can fulfil that promise in a private meeting with the President...

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Funny story: Half White President Elect Half Rejects KKK Endorsement

Half White President Elect Half Rejects KKK Endorsement

Barack Obama half hoping to be the reuniter at which half ass Bush failed miserably, has given a partial acceptance to the racist KKK's acknowledgment that Obama is half white. Always the optimist, Obama said that you had to be half hopeful that...

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Funny story: Obama vows to 'make work' for McCain, possibly as Senatorial shoe-shine boy

Obama vows to 'make work' for McCain, possibly as Senatorial shoe-shine boy

US President-elect Barack Obama and his former rival US President-non-elect John McCain have vowed to work hard in a "new bipartisan era of redecorating" to restore trust in government by skillful use of smoke, mirrors and strategically placed ferns.

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Funny story: Barack Obama Declares Bible Law

Barack Obama Declares Bible Law

Yesterday, Barack "Alleluia" Obama, accompanied by Led Zeppelin, burst into Hooters, New York, and declared Bible law, just after ordering a Hooters Cobb Salad. "I am sick and tired of aging rockers and Democrats over tipping topless waitresses a...

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Funny story: Bush To Obama: Bring It On!

Bush To Obama: Bring It On!

Washington DC: President George Bush officially responded to the Barack and Michelle Obama visit last week by calling a press conference this morning in front of the White House. "We challenge Joe Obama, Barack Biden and all the elected democrats...

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Funny story: Irish Politician Adopts Obama Campaign Slogan (Kind of)

Irish Politician Adopts Obama Campaign Slogan (Kind of)

Irish Prime Ministerial hopeful Dr Shameless Flattery has adopted or rather 'adapted' the Obama campaign slogan in his run up to the Irish General Election. "NO WE CAN'T" Speaking to assembled journalists at the start of his election campaign M...

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Funny story: Obama 'Troubled' By Mother Teresa Dream

Obama 'Troubled' By Mother Teresa Dream

In an interview with Larry King, President Elect Barack Obama revealed that he had been visited by Mother Teresa in a dream and that he was 'troubled' by it. In a candid interview with the braced and bespectacled talk show host Obama confessed tha...

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