Ex-President Bill Clinton has been picked by President-Elect Barack Obama to be the next Ambassador to Somalia. The announcement will come sometime next week. One pre-condition was that he destroy all the phone numbers of all the women he's harasse...
Testosterone, Italy - At a hastily arranged global summit in the wake of mounting terrorist activities, world leaders today announced a unified plan of action to combat the root cause of terrorism. Barack Obama, the American President-elect, s...
AFRICA - Four Nigerian scam artists appeared in court over a story alleging President Barat Oblama was black. The White Daily newspaper said early this month that Oblama whose colour was subject of speculation since August was "critically black."...
The White House will be kept spic n span by the Obama girls when they are not at their elite Quaker school. During the day the ladies Obama will don their private school frocks and explore the depths of elite studies at their Society of Very Rich Fri...
It has been announced today that ex President Bill Clinton has been appointed to the role of Senior Janitor within the White House premises. The role has been created especially for Clinton as he knows the building intimately and he would have ap...
California - President Baratt Oblama and his wife took their daughters shoplifting, saying they wanted to show the girls the meaning of stealing, especially when so many people are being caught. Ten-year-old Malik and 7-year-old Shita joined their...
The world is in search of the stimulus that will get the response that everyone needs and hopes for so so much. Bush reached into his shallow bag of tricks and so far , as usual, has got nothin'!! And so the change man , BH Obama has step into...
Shock news was released today that Barrack Obama and Michael Jackson are one and the same person. Jackson had believed to be in hiding recently when in fact he had been under the knife in a Swiss private hospital receiving the latest in a long line o...
Huston, Texas - Fresh from their defeat at the animatronic hands of the "Prorates of the Caribbean", after escaping Disneyland security and smuggling themselves onboard the last shuttle flight that docked with the Int'l Space Station (ISS) last week,...
Washington, D.C. - Giving in to the demands of an uneasy nation and to restore confidence in the turbulent financial markets, President Bush has agreed to let President-Elect Barack Obama and his Cabinet inch ever closer to the seat of the presidency...
Washington D.C Kwanzaa will be celebrated in the new 'multi-colored' house next year. In keeping with his theme throughout his campaign, that 'change is coming', President -elect Barack Obama announced change yesterday. Kwanzaa will be celebrated in...
Super-heavyweight President bullier Michael Moore has spoken out about his disappointment over Barack Obama and his successful presidential campaign. "I know its good for the country, promises great change for the future, has been long overdue and al...
"Its the only way I can descend stairs!" declared the president in waiting (in bullet-proofed waiting, actually). His wife Michelle, said angrily "I cant believe you would resort to publishing hurtful stories about my family and their moving from...
President-elect Barack Obama and his team of economic advisers put forward a new proposal to bail out the ailing US economy. Since the original $700 billion bailout is not getting the job done, Obama proposes to up the bailout to "a Gajillion dollars...
New York, New York - Not taking the First Amendment of the Constitution lightly, Barack Obama announced today in a joint press conference and in a simultaneous podcast on YouTube with Vice President-elect Joe Biden his intentions to ban the book "How...
Sphincter, Ohio - After their recent tour of the White House with George and Laura Bush, Barack and Michelle Obama have decided to whitewash the White House with anal bleach before they take occupancy. "Out with the old, in with the new," said Michelle. "After eight years, that white trash has really trashed the place, top to bottom." "The exterior hasn't looked this bad since the British tr...
President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...
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