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Funny story: Cranial recess appointments: a lobotomist writes

Cranial recess appointments: a lobotomist writes

Washington DC - (Assinine Press): Many US presidents have used cranial recess appointments to play politics with nominees for posts normally reserved for bona fide assholes.

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Funny story: Mile high for Jesus aircraft crashes

Mile high for Jesus aircraft crashes

A small, single-engine airplane taking part in the Good Firday mile-high love-in crashed this afternoon after a fire was reported in the cockpit of the airplane. The plane, flown by Capt. Buckley E. Filbertamous of Hollywood, was making its way over...

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Funny story: Cruise Ship Home Without Incident

Cruise Ship Home Without Incident

Miami, April 6 - In a bizarre twist of fate, a cruise ship has returned after a 14-day trip -- without incident. No outbreak of disease, influenza, food-borne, navigational, or other incident at sea was reported. None. Zilch. Butkiss.

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Funny story: X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced

X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced

Simon Cowell, supremo of the X-Factor TV show has finally announced who is to join him on the panel of judges for the next series following the sacking of Louis Walsh. It is to be none other than Irish Prime Minister, Bertie Ahern.

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Funny story: Pelosi tells Saudis her Passover message from Yasser Arafat memoirs

Pelosi tells Saudis her Passover message from Yasser Arafat memoirs

Wailing Wall - (Rioters): Nancy Pelosi's goodwill visit to the Middle East took yet another turn today as she delivered to the Saudis what is rumored to be a deathbed message from the late Yasser Arafat's classified memoir.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney is "Friend of the Devil" at BYU as Jerry Garcia's bones are discovered in a cave outside of Provo--Is he related to Christ?

Dick Cheney is "Friend of the Devil" at BYU as Jerry Garcia's bones are discovered in a cave outside of Provo--Is he related to Christ?

Demonstrators at Brigham Young University found what look liked the remains of Jerry Garcia's bones in a cave outside of Provo, Utah today. The discovery seemed very timely as tempers on the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints campus have...

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Funny story: I Told you so! Pottermania continues

I Told you so! Pottermania continues

Following the release of the refreshing Potterade apple juice drink from Powerade, the world has now started on the slippery slope towards Pottercraze!...

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Funny story: Obama Is Reincarnation of the Chocolate Jesus!

Obama Is Reincarnation of the Chocolate Jesus!

In a weird convergence of the two leading art controversies in the US art world, astute observers are noticing that the Obama Jesus that has attracted so much attention and phoney complaints from a truly thrilled BO's campaign against the Mary Ma...

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Funny story: Tony Soprano Runs Away With ...

Tony Soprano Runs Away With ...

Polls, pools and pundits are conjecturing about the fate of TS or as his wife calls him AS's fate. Writers for the HBO our thing about the Cosa Nostra are leaking a shocking ending! The entire cast of pitiful guinea bastards run away!...

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Funny story: God pissed again at southerners as temperatures in the South plummet

God pissed again at southerners as temperatures in the South plummet

As blueberry bushes donned black hoods and lined up like condemned prisoners, residents throughout the South prepared for this evening's lows by covering plants and spring flowers with black plastic and saying their prayers.

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Funny story: Sanjaya's Fanjayas Keep Him Alive to Face Another Week

Sanjaya's Fanjayas Keep Him Alive to Face Another Week

Sanjaya lives on. The would be singer more famous for his hairstyles than his singing survived another round of cuts to continue his screechy, talentless pursuit of The American Idol Crown. "Incredible," was the only word mockingly said b...

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Funny story: Sanjaya Shakes His Bon Bons in American Idol's Latin-Themed Week!

Sanjaya Shakes His Bon Bons in American Idol's Latin-Themed Week!

Surprise! Surprise! Sanjaya Malakar did it again…charmed his way into another week on the American Idol! Superdiva Jennifer Lopez will mentor the top eight singers as they tackle music with a Latin flair for next weeek's Latin-themed American Id...

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Funny story: Belgium Boots Ambassador

Belgium Boots Ambassador

In the long history of the Nation of Belgium a high point had always been considered the Belgian resistance to the Germans in World War 1.

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Funny story: French Train Crashes As A Result Of Garlic Overload

French Train Crashes As A Result Of Garlic Overload

Breaking News: A French train has crashed at a station in Paris, injuring several people and destroying a station cafe that sells garlic.

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Funny story: "French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

"French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

A new train in France has broken the World Land Speed record previously held by recently-dead BBC Top Gear nutcase, Richard Hamster.

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Funny story: Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Christians gathering for their annual feverish shindig at the isolated outpost of Christendom, Easter Island, are up-in-arms over the radical views on Christianity, of one of its own disciples.

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Funny story: Landlords Protect Wifebeaters To Save Moola!

Landlords Protect Wifebeaters To Save Moola!

Domestic violence opponents across the US are pushing for legislation that would allow the victims of domestic violence to escape their abusers by cancelling leases that would otherwise trap them in a prison of pain.

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