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Funny story: Boothroyds Personal Hearing At The FA (Football Asylum)

Boothroyds Personal Hearing At The FA (Football Asylum)

FA Man : So Bothroyd, you have requested this personal hearing in relation to the Charge brought against you of Bringing The Game Into Disrepute, directing abusive and/or insulting words towards Head Boy Stuart Attwell, and you had the temerity to question what is clearly a perfectly valid decision made by one of our Prefects Nigel Bannister, I'm sorry Mr Bothroyd, but that's 50 lashes of the Cane...

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Funny story: Cantona Heading to City

Cantona Heading to City

Eric Cantona is set to join up with his old Manchester United teammate Mark Hughes at Manchester City in the next few days. Former Manchester United hero Cantona has been tipped in recent years to one day take-over the managerial throne from Boss...

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Funny story: Rob Styles Arrested After Wearing Man Utd Shirt Under His Referee Kit

Rob Styles Arrested After Wearing Man Utd Shirt Under His Referee Kit

Football referee Rob Styles, who was the match official at yesterday's game at Old Trafford between Manchester United and Bolton Wanderers, was arrested by police last night after he was found to be wearing a red Man Utd shirt under his referee kit.

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Funny story: Hull City Ease Past Arsenal

Hull City Ease Past Arsenal

As expected, Hull City brushed aside the threat from a decent Arsenal side at the Emirates Stadium this evening, eventually running out 2-1 winners to climb to sixth in the Premiership. The home side huffed and puffed for the first 30 minutes, and...

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Funny story: The Man from Del Monte turns down Newcastle!

The Man from Del Monte turns down Newcastle!

The Man from Del Monte has been revealed as the latest hot shot to refuse the chance of guiding Newcastle to safety. A club insider told us "The man from Del Monte, he said NO!" It is believed, however, that the white suited man could be direct...

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Funny story: 'Joke In Ear' Is New Joe Kinnear Joke On Wearside

'Joke In Ear' Is New Joe Kinnear Joke On Wearside

Sunderland fans, honouring the 'magnificent' appointment of Joe Kinnear as the manager of their fierce rivals Newcastle United, have come up with a brilliant new joke to poke at their near-neighbours - "Joe Kinnear - Joke In Ear!" It's not really...

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Funny story: Joe 'Sick Note' Kinnear Is New Newcastle United Manager

Joe 'Sick Note' Kinnear Is New Newcastle United Manager

After the disappointment of the non-appointment of Terry Venables yesterday, all speculation ended today when Newcastle United unveiled their new manager to the long-suffering Magpies' fans - Joe 'Sick Note' Kinnear. Within minutes, St James' Park...

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Funny story: Racist Chants Mar Euro Football and US Presidential Campaign!

Racist Chants Mar Euro Football and US Presidential Campaign!

In an odd and troubling convergence between the worlds of Professional American politics and Euro Football, Racist chants from low life bystanders have brought disgrace on both matches. In the game between England and Croatia in Zagreb, neo-naz...

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Funny story: Emile Heskey Now The Most Racially-abused Player In England

Emile Heskey Now The Most Racially-abused Player In England

Emile Heskey, of Wigan Athletic, is today the owner of a title he doesn't really want, for the England centre-forward is to be officially recognised as the Most Racially-abused Player in England. Even his wife calls him Kunte Kinte. Heskey, w...

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Funny story: Newcastle Sold!

Newcastle Sold!

Newcastle United have been sold by Mike Ashley. The new owners, Beverley and Bryan Tomlinson, won the club in an unlucky bag. Ashley, in a desperate bid to offload the club, slipped the ownership papers into a lucky bag at a local newsagents. D...

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Funny story: BBC Sack Mark Lawrenson For Rubbish Predictions

BBC Sack Mark Lawrenson For Rubbish Predictions

Mark Lawrenson, the BBC football pundit who appears on Match of the Day, and also makes score predictions on the BBC website, has been sacked for being inaccurate and uninteresting. Lawro, as he is known, regularly pops up on Radio 5 Live as well,...

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Funny story: Newcastle United To Hire Another 'Cockney Wanker'

Newcastle United To Hire Another 'Cockney Wanker'

Newcastle United football club have this morning released a statement saying that ex-England manager Terry Venables will hold talks with owner Mike Ashley with a view to becoming the next Cockney Wanker to take charge at St James' Park. The Tynesi...

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Funny story: Man City, The World's Richest Club, Made To Look Like Idiots

Man City, The World's Richest Club, Made To Look Like Idiots

Manchester City, the world's richest football club, have tonight gone out of the Carling Cup at the hands of minnows Brighton & Hove Albion, and, according to manager, Mark Hughes, were: "made to look like idiots!" With the scores level at 2-2...

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Funny story: West Ham & Tottenham To Groundshare After 2012 Olympics

West Ham & Tottenham To Groundshare After 2012 Olympics

London rivals West Ham and Tottenham are involved in preliminary discussions with the government about a possible groundshare situation after the 2012 London Olympics. The Olympic Stadium, currently under construction, is expected to cost around £...

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Funny story: Klingons take over football club

Klingons take over football club

The Premiership was rocked today by another takeover. At a press conference early this afternoon a representative from Newchester Athletic confirmed that the club had been taken over by a new owner from another galaxy. Graham Sprout told reporters...

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Funny story: Referee found to be singing sectarian songs!

Referee found to be singing sectarian songs!

Yesterday it was reported that newly promoted referee Boaby Puller was found to have been singing sectarian songs during shifts at work, while in church and also found on his iPod. When Contacted for comment the IFA said they had none as it is ok...

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Funny story: UEFA strike deal with Manchester City Council

UEFA strike deal with Manchester City Council

UEFA have struck a deal with Manchester City Council when it was decided to demolish the city for the way of the new super casino. The way in which UEFA will help with the demolition of Manchester has been by drawing Manchester Hibernian FC with...

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