Robbie Savage, the Derby County veteran, has spoken out to defend himself after it was alleged that the Welshman is a terrorist. Savage has been under police surveillance since officers from the Derbyshire Police Force received a tip-off from a po...
Joey Barton, the Newcastle United midfielder and ex-lag, is to be further disciplined after incidents in the Newcastle v. Aston Villa match on Monday, during which, the player spat, sneezed, coughed, cleared his throat, belched and farted. He was...
Chelsea defender Ashley Cole has been ruled out for up to 10 days after sustaining a calf injury after his side's 5-0 win over Sunderland. Cole had gone to a local farm to 'relax' after the game, and had decided to 'look at' the young calves in a...
Equal opportunities for everybody has long been the mantra of modern society, and the English FA, being fifty years behind the times, has finally caught up to the rest of the country with a landmark decision. Although it went without fanfare, at t...
The FA confirmed today that Hull City's win at Old Trafford will stand despite protests from Sir Alec Ferguson. Although many tigers fans left the ground thinking that their team had lost 4-3 it later transpired that Man Ure had breached a centuri...
Miracles do happen! Last Saturday they enticed Harry Redknapp away from his 'spiritual home' at Portsmouth; on Sunday they beat Bolton; Wednesday saw them claw back a two-goal deficit to draw 4-4 at Arsenal; and tonight the mighty Tottenham Hotspur b...
Hull City, everyone's favourite 'other club', came up against last year's Premier League champions Manchester United at their Old Trafford this afternoon, and scared them shitless. Hull went behind to a Ronaldo goal after three minutes, but equali...
Diego Maradona, the most celebrated Argentinian footballer of all time, is today said to be involved in transfer talks with topflight newboys Hull City, that would make him, not only the oldest player in the Premier League, but also in the world.
A storm of controversy has blown up this morning after allegations of match-fixing were made over Wednesday's Arsenal v. Tottenham Hotspur midweek match at the Emirates Stadium. The match finished 4-4, but with Arsenal leading 4-2 with only secon...
Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari has a crisis on his hands ahead of Saturday's game with Sunderland at Stamford Bridge, after a breakfast-time incident in which a mouthful of Weetabix became stuck in his moustache. Scolari, 59, regularly eats C...
Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari was right about Frank Lampard's goal in the 3-0 win against Hull City at the KC Stadium on Wednesday, say Tigers fans, with many admitting that only the strikes from Geovanni against Arsenal at the Emirates, and hi...
Friends of top telly comedian Jimmy Carr this evening voiced concerns regarding the billionaire comic's physical appearance, claiming that the comic was rapidly morphing into a double of TV soccer pundit and ex-Liverpool massively overrated defender...
A politician who paired the wrong teams in last season's CIS Cup semi-final draw will be given a second chance on 12 November. The British Labour Party Politician and his dog 'Ruby' will team up again to make this season's draw. Blunkett announ...
Wayne Rooney, the overhyped, overrated England striker has controversially signed for Wales and will now play for the Welsh national team. His transfer from England to Wales is unheard of in international football and comes at a time when his form...
Hull City manager Phil Brown is in confident mood as he plans to take his side to Old Trafford to face champions Manchester United on Saturday, and says Sir Alex Ferguson's team of world-beating superstars are "fairly shitting themselves at the prosp...
Despite Jon Carew's storming performance last Saturday at Wigan after coming off the bench, Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill is reportedly still livid at the striker's wild- boy antics last week. Carew, unable to play in the preceding UEFA cup...
New Portsmouth boss Tony Adams was over the moon that he had been given the chance to succeed former boss, and new Tottenham manager, Harry Redknapp, saying that it was a dream come true, and that Christmas had come early. He said: "It's a dream!...
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