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Funny story: Joe Kinnear Swears He Will Get Newcastle Out Of Trouble

Joe Kinnear Swears He Will Get Newcastle Out Of Trouble

Newcastle United caretaker manager Joe 'Kinnell has gone on record as saying he swears he will turn things around at St James' Park, and that he will lift the Magpies out of fucking trouble. 'Kinnell made the sworn statement during an interview wi...

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Funny story: South African Consortium Buys Mike Ashley

South African Consortium Buys Mike Ashley

The consortium of South African businessmen that was reportedly interested in buying the ailing Newcastle United football club, have now elected to buy Magpies' owner Mike Ashley instead. The group, thought to be from Johannesburg, had wanted to p...

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Funny story: Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Manchester United take on Sunderland tomorrow in the game of the weekend with the Black Cats' boss Roy Keane 'champing at the bit' to put one over on his old team-mates and their manager...

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Funny story: Sol Campbell To Become Honourable In Bid To Beat 'Boo Boys'

Sol Campbell To Become Honourable In Bid To Beat 'Boo Boys'

Sol Campbell, the Portsmouth defender who was a victim of racist and homophobic abuse at the weekend from Tottenham fans, is to become 'honourable' in a bid to beat the 'boo boys'. Campbell, who played for Tottenham until 2001, when he left to pla...

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Funny story: Romania's Dracula Kneecaps Chelsea's Drogba!

Romania's Dracula Kneecaps Chelsea's Drogba!

Not long after the Croatian attacks upon black footballers, Chelsea went to the Carpathian mountains only to meet a Romanian team led by a certain Count named Dracula. Chelsea star Drogba went toe to toe and neck to neck with Dracula. But when th...

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Funny story: Newcastle: 'Toon More Important Than Long Term Financial Depression.'

Newcastle: 'Toon More Important Than Long Term Financial Depression.'

To find out how the credit crunch and coming long term depression, which will consist of many of us living in cardboard boxes eating dead rats while we try to keep warm around empty oil drums filled with environmentally friendly news papers filled wi...

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Funny story: Ramos' Hotspur Makeover

Ramos' Hotspur Makeover

Troubled bottom of the league still yet to win a game going down next season Tottenham Hotspur, have managed to make themselves look even worse by going on a geometric rampage! The north London side who are struggling for money have launched majo...

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Funny story: Newcastle United Nigerian Sale Latest

Newcastle United Nigerian Sale Latest

The Nigerian consortium hoping to buy Newcastle United has told TheSpoof.com it is serious about its bid, and has already highlighted several improvements it would like to make to the ailing Tyneside club. The man fronting the bid, a UK-based busi...

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Funny story: Benitez to learn English

Benitez to learn English

In what seems to be a bizarre attempt by him to appear more appealing to the English Public, Rafael Benitez has finally decided to learn the English language. The change in heart came after the Everton game whereby Benitez claimed to not understa...

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Funny story: Hull Youngsters Humble Mighty Gunners

Hull Youngsters Humble Mighty Gunners

Arsenal 1, Hull City 2 (TWO) - Premiership newcomers Hull City left out experienced players Nick Barmby (58) and Dean Windass (63), opting instead to send out their junior squad featuring players such as Geovanni (13) and Cousin (11). The tactic p...

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Funny story: Manchester City Lose Again

Manchester City Lose Again

There was more penalty controversy at the JJB Stadium this afternoon as Wigan Athletic overcame their richer and more illustrious opponents, Manchester City, in a thrilling game which saw the Latics run out 2-1 winners. Valencia and Zaki, from the...

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Funny story: Boothroyds Personal Hearing At The FA (Football Asylum)

Boothroyds Personal Hearing At The FA (Football Asylum)

FA Man : So Bothroyd, you have requested this personal hearing in relation to the Charge brought against you of Bringing The Game Into Disrepute, directing abusive and/or insulting words towards Head Boy Stuart Attwell, and you had the temerity to question what is clearly a perfectly valid decision made by one of our Prefects Nigel Bannister, I'm sorry Mr Bothroyd, but that's 50 lashes of the Cane...

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Funny story: Cantona Heading to City

Cantona Heading to City

Eric Cantona is set to join up with his old Manchester United teammate Mark Hughes at Manchester City in the next few days. Former Manchester United hero Cantona has been tipped in recent years to one day take-over the managerial throne from Boss...

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Funny story: Rob Styles Arrested After Wearing Man Utd Shirt Under His Referee Kit

Rob Styles Arrested After Wearing Man Utd Shirt Under His Referee Kit

Football referee Rob Styles, who was the match official at yesterday's game at Old Trafford between Manchester United and Bolton Wanderers, was arrested by police last night after he was found to be wearing a red Man Utd shirt under his referee kit.

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Funny story: Hull City Ease Past Arsenal

Hull City Ease Past Arsenal

As expected, Hull City brushed aside the threat from a decent Arsenal side at the Emirates Stadium this evening, eventually running out 2-1 winners to climb to sixth in the Premiership. The home side huffed and puffed for the first 30 minutes, and...

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Funny story: The Man from Del Monte turns down Newcastle!

The Man from Del Monte turns down Newcastle!

The Man from Del Monte has been revealed as the latest hot shot to refuse the chance of guiding Newcastle to safety. A club insider told us "The man from Del Monte, he said NO!" It is believed, however, that the white suited man could be direct...

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Funny story: 'Joke In Ear' Is New Joe Kinnear Joke On Wearside

'Joke In Ear' Is New Joe Kinnear Joke On Wearside

Sunderland fans, honouring the 'magnificent' appointment of Joe Kinnear as the manager of their fierce rivals Newcastle United, have come up with a brilliant new joke to poke at their near-neighbours - "Joe Kinnear - Joke In Ear!" It's not really...

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