Under-fire Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has apologised for his 'moment of madness' in the Carling Cup-tie on Wednesday night, when he threw a coin into a crowd of Burnley fans, narrowly missing their eyes, and, to make up for it, has tonight made a...
Police from the Met descended on White Hart Lane this morning to investigate a claim that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp had abused the players' trust, and had 'stroked their egos'. Redknapp, who took over the job at Spurs less than thre...
The Burnley fan who threw a coin at Chelsea star Didier Drogba after the Ivory Coaster celebrated his goal in Wednesday's Carling Cup defeat, did so for a very good cause - Children In Need. The fan, who cannot be named for legal reasons, claims h...
In an unprecedented move The Prince of Wales, King Charles, is set to take up the reins at ailing football club, Fulham Wanderers. Speaking from his London gaff last night the amiable big-eared lad told us: "Errm...yes...well I just couldn't st...
Didier Drogba was charged today by the police with criminal damage following the partial demolition of Stamford Bridge, when the Chelsea striker threw his wallet into the stand causing £1m worth of damage. The act of throwing the wallet caused Dro...
Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool football clubs have been called into FA headquarters to '...explain what the fu*k they are playing at'. FA Chaiman Brian Balddick called an urgent meeting with the Owners and Managers of the clubs concerned to get t...
A bad night at the office, turned into a bad day at the office today, as Chelsea striker Didier Drogba was told he can expect a life ban from English football grounds for throwing a coin into a group of Burnley fans at last night's Carling cuptie, wh...
Chelsea, the team assembled by Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich at a cost of more than £450million, were humbled by Championship side Burnley in their Carling Cup-tie at Stamford Bridge last night, and their era as one of the top English teams is...
Everyone has seen the elbow thrown by Chris Morgan, it was both deliberate and shocking, it seems violent thugs such as this are able to carry on regardless, the referee didn't do a thing. And no-one should make light of Hulme's terrible head inj...
Portsmouth manager Tony Adams has reacted swiftly to fill the position of first-team coach at the club after Martin Keown rejected his offer last week, by hiring famous 1980's balding Dutch guy, Johhnnny Metgod. Metgod was said to be excited at th...
Joe Kinnear, the outspoken Newcastle United manager, has apologised on the club's website about comments he made at the weekend when he called referee Martin Atkinson a 'Mickey Mouse ref'. The Magpies boss now believes the comments were "ill-advis...
Ceremonies have taken place across England to remember its hooligans that lost their freedom in matches across vast areas of Europe. Neds and yobbos from as far apart as Coventry, Exeter and Liverpool gathered at the centre of hooliganism in Londo...
Manchester City chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak has announced on the club's website in the last few minutes that the Sky Blues and manager Mark Hughes have parted company. The parting comes hot on the heels of the 2-1 home defeat to Tottenham, and wa...
Hull City, the Premier League 'newboys', have unveiled plans to send their loyal fans special Christmas cards depicting Brazilian striker Geovanni as the baby Jesus. Geovanni was a gift to Hull from Manchester City when he came to East Yorkshire i...
Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has revealed his desire to compete as a member of the British team at the London 2012 Olympic Games. During the post-match press conference following Liverpool's 1-1 draw with Atlético Madrid in the Champions Leagu...
At a hastily arranged press-conference, the English Football Association (FA) announced that Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin would be leading the much maligned Wives And Girlfriends (WAGs) of the England national football team. Palin fresh from her disa...
Harry Redknapp, the new, and most successful Tottenham manager in living memory, is to be awarded with the the Freedom of the Borough of Haringey at a civic gala in recognition of his wonderful services to Spurs. It is the second such honour to b...
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