GIZA, Egypt - [UPDATE 1] Dr. Gaspar T. Ameri, secret CIA agent, canceled his keynote address on Secrets of the Ancients to meet secretly with TheSpoof.com. Dr. Ameri explained that they have been, for the last 5 years resurrecting mummies, using a ne...
The evidence is crystal clear: Barack Obama was NOT born anywhere in Africa or America. He was infact conceived as a result of inbreeding on an isolated island - somewhere around the Amazon - to the albino Chungawonga tribe. However, seeing that...
Hawaii/ Real Estate News - It was announced today that President Elect Barack Hussein Obama II had purchased a $15M ocean front estate that had been on the market for 5 years in a flagging real estate market. Aides say Obama "wanted a change" from th...
Detroit/Auto Union News - In a fit of pique, UAW president Ron Middlefinger (sic), put a halt to the completion of the 6 matching limos ordered by Obama's Car Czar Al Gore. Claiming they weren't going to back down on their union contract which com...
Close aides to the President-Elect, Barack Obama, have revealed that he was not born on Earth, but is in fact from a distant star system called Pegasus 31. Obama vigorously denies the claims, and has a birth certificate written in crayon to prove...
President-Elect Barack Obama announced a plan to bail out the federal government Tuesday morning. He appears to have broad bipartisan congressional support. The federal government has committed trillions of dollars to assisting banks, car companie...
The mystery surrounding US President-elect Barack Obama and his place of birth, has finally been solved according to reports. Various sites had been cited as his birthplace, such as Nigeria, Kenya and Ireland, but new evidence suggests that Mr Obama...
President-Elect Barack Obama is suggesting a return to slavery as a way out of the current economic downturn with millions threatened with unemployment. "History only give us a negative impression of the institution of slavery," he said at a recen...
After much speculation in the US about the actual birthplace of President-elect, Barack Obama, it has been revealed that he was, in fact, born thousands of miles from the White House, both in distance, and in stature - he was born in a stable in Beth...
Kenya? Hawaii? Indonesia? The truth has finally been revealed as President Elect Barack Obama has found another birth certificate (and this one does not have any white-out on it). A previous, obviously altered birth certificate that showed one ho...
Los Angeles, California - Barack Obama's performance in the polls with the American people has bee phenomenal. Never before in the history of presidential-elect polling has a future commander and chief done so well before actually taking the oath of...
Badly injured but still alive, President-elect Barack Obama was run over while he inexplicably was camped out in the middle of the road. Traffic experts who strained to not fall victim to blaming the victim couldn't help but mention that most drivers...
Ang Lee, award winning director of lots of movies with prominent nasty bits has announced his latest project. Saddleback Mountain will be the story of an under educated preacher who launches himself into a multi million dollar career with a shall...
Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): New World Disorder of the Illuminati members who lost their marbles and lifetime savings in the Bernie Madoff ponzi scam are mad as hell. And now some of their grandees are threatening to out Barack Ob...
President-elect Barack Obama announced today that his economic team will begin work on a new plan to jump start the nation's troubled economy. Based on the theories of turn of the century Italian immigrant and financier Charles Ponzi, the centerpiece...
H-8 minister and author of Purposely Driving the Gay Life into the Gutter, Rick "Rabbit" Warren played a significant role in making candidate Obama look a little less stupid than John McCain during campaign 2008. The reward for the media props for O...
Tempus Magazine announced today that United States President Elect Barack Obama is their Person of the Year for 2008. Until recently, the award was known as Man of the Year. This however, was changed to be politically correct. This year marks th...
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