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Funny story: Shattering the Myth of Barack O'Barmy's Origins

Shattering the Myth of Barack O'Barmy's Origins

Born where, and to whom? What are his familial antecedents? His mother: reportedly an Irish-American white Atheist woggle weaver from Kansas (precisely the same place as another Wizard of Oz character: Dorothy, and her canine pal Toto). His father: reputedly a black Muslim Kenyan banana straightener, whom his mother divorced two years before he was born. His step-father: supposedly a Wah...

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Funny story: FDA Approves Aspartame for Demummification of Pharaohs

FDA Approves Aspartame for Demummification of Pharaohs

WASHINGTON D.C. - Dr. Strangedeath of the FDA today announced that aspartame is approved for the demummification of mummies. Normally aspartame consumption is used to reduce the need for embalming material. Ironically, it can also be used to prod...

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Funny story: Economic Crisis Pondered by Obama at Hawaiian Beachfront Mansion

Economic Crisis Pondered by Obama at Hawaiian Beachfront Mansion

"It appears as if we have exchanged a brainless President for a topless one !" gushed salivating paparrazi who caught Barry's washboard abs by the sea. Photos of the waterfront mansion nicknamed The Beach White House of Pain and the frolicking first...

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Funny story: Medical Journal Finally Reveals Startling Origin Of Barack Obama and His Birthright!

Medical Journal Finally Reveals Startling Origin Of Barack Obama and His Birthright!

Chicago, Il/ Medical Journal - The scientific and political world was stunned today when a genetic scientist came forward to reveal the REAL story behind the Legend of Barack Hussein Obama's birth origin. Helmut Schiessmann, a retiring geneticist...

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Funny story: Obama Team Forms Most Powerful Real Estate Investment Arm in Wake of Madoff Meltdown!

Obama Team Forms Most Powerful Real Estate Investment Arm in Wake of Madoff Meltdown!

Washington,DC/ Real Estate News - Capitalizing on the country's financial woes leading to a complete real estate and mortgage collapse, three of Obama's strongest supporters have leveraged their way into becoming the Country's largest, and most power...

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Funny story: Obama OK's Extradition of Blagojevich to Serbia for "war crimes" Ends Chicago Controversy!

Obama OK's Extradition of Blagojevich to Serbia for "war crimes" Ends Chicago Controversy!

Chicago,Illinois / NYT - With a little help from Chief of Staff, Rham F***** Emanuel, President Obama's worst nightmare, Governor Rod Blagojevich, (Blago), has been extradited to Serbia, thereby putting and end to a corruption investigation that was...

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Funny story: Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies with Aspartame

Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies with Aspartame

GIZA, Egypt - [UPDATE 1] Dr. Gaspar T. Ameri, secret CIA agent, canceled his keynote address on Secrets of the Ancients to meet secretly with TheSpoof.com. Dr. Ameri explained that they have been, for the last 5 years resurrecting mummies, using a ne...

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Funny story: Barack Obama: The Untold Story of his Birth

Barack Obama: The Untold Story of his Birth

The evidence is crystal clear: Barack Obama was NOT born anywhere in Africa or America. He was infact conceived as a result of inbreeding on an isolated island - somewhere around the Amazon - to the albino Chungawonga tribe. However, seeing that...

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Funny story: Obama Buys Hawaii Ocean Front Estate: Camp Hussein to Replace Camp David as Presidential Retreat!

Obama Buys Hawaii Ocean Front Estate: Camp Hussein to Replace Camp David as Presidential Retreat!

Hawaii/ Real Estate News - It was announced today that President Elect Barack Hussein Obama II had purchased a $15M ocean front estate that had been on the market for 5 years in a flagging real estate market. Aides say Obama "wanted a change" from th...

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Funny story: UAW Halts Production on Obama Mobile:Prez May Have to Ride Bus to Inauguration!

UAW Halts Production on Obama Mobile:Prez May Have to Ride Bus to Inauguration!

Detroit/Auto Union News - In a fit of pique, UAW president Ron Middlefinger (sic), put a halt to the completion of the 6 matching limos ordered by Obama's Car Czar Al Gore. Claiming they weren't going to back down on their union contract which com...

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Funny story: Obama is just the start

Obama is just the start

Close aides to the President-Elect, Barack Obama, have revealed that he was not born on Earth, but is in fact from a distant star system called Pegasus 31. Obama vigorously denies the claims, and has a birth certificate written in crayon to prove...

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Funny story: Obama to Bail Out Federal Government

Obama to Bail Out Federal Government

President-Elect Barack Obama announced a plan to bail out the federal government Tuesday morning. He appears to have broad bipartisan congressional support. The federal government has committed trillions of dollars to assisting banks, car companie...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Birth Mystery Solved

Barack Obama Birth Mystery Solved

The mystery surrounding US President-elect Barack Obama and his place of birth, has finally been solved according to reports. Various sites had been cited as his birthplace, such as Nigeria, Kenya and Ireland, but new evidence suggests that Mr Obama...

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Funny story: Obama Suggests Slavery

Obama Suggests Slavery

President-Elect Barack Obama is suggesting a return to slavery as a way out of the current economic downturn with millions threatened with unemployment. "History only give us a negative impression of the institution of slavery," he said at a recen...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Born In Bethlehem

Barack Obama Born In Bethlehem

After much speculation in the US about the actual birthplace of President-elect, Barack Obama, it has been revealed that he was, in fact, born thousands of miles from the White House, both in distance, and in stature - he was born in a stable in Beth...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Finds Real Birth Certificate

Barack Obama Finds Real Birth Certificate

Kenya? Hawaii? Indonesia? The truth has finally been revealed as President Elect Barack Obama has found another birth certificate (and this one does not have any white-out on it). A previous, obviously altered birth certificate that showed one ho...

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Funny story: "Barack Obama is only doing so well in the polls because he's being graded on a curve", claims L.A. Middle School Teacher

"Barack Obama is only doing so well in the polls because he's being graded on a curve", claims L.A. Middle School Teacher

Los Angeles, California - Barack Obama's performance in the polls with the American people has bee phenomenal. Never before in the history of presidential-elect polling has a future commander and chief done so well before actually taking the oath of...

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