Honolulu, Hawaii/ Gourmet Magazine - Nonplussed by escalating, frantic demands from his Congressional leaders to rush through an emergency stimulus package for his starving, unemployed constituents, "The Magic Negro", as he was dubbed by a liberal LA...
Chicago - Defying U.S. Senate leaders and his own state's lawmakers, Gov. Rod Blagojevich on Tuesday sold president elect Obama car while he was vacationing in Hawaii. Blagojevich, accused of trying to sell Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidd...
CHICAGO (FMLiveWire) - A defiant Governor Rod Blagojevich on Tuesday sold Barack Obama's Senate seat for $10 million. He said the sale has no connection to the charges filed against him during his arrest in December. "I need that $10 million bu...
The waiting times in the British healthcare system have caused many to question the wisdom of socialized medicine. Many, that is, except Americans who have a capitalist medical system that makes doctors rich and most other people dead. An Edinbu...
Tokyo, Japan - The GOP just received delivery of their specially made to order Politically Correct Karaoke Joke machines from a manufacture in Japan, Tokyo Prefecture. They were intended to help them safeguard their members from making the terrible m...
Washington DC-- Homeland Insecurity is growing anxious about the possibility of a major clown invasion during January's presidential inauguration. There is speculation up to one-million clowns will invade the capital and cause some type of mischief...
Republicans of the ilk of Rush Limberger have been chortling about the pretty lame satirical takeoff on Puff, The Magic Dragon that casts self-satirical Al Sharpton singing about the inauthenticity of Obama's African American identity. Barack is...
NAGASAKI - The Octopus man was questioned by TheSpoof.com regarding an apparent case of Squid pro quo. The man attempted to trade a squid pickled in aspartame for Barack Obama's Senate seat. He made the mistake of offering the squid to Hillary Clin...
Honolulu HI: Was President Elect Obama born here on August 4, 1961, that is the question? Obama's mother (American citizen) was born in Wichita KS USA and his father was born in Nyanza Province, Kenya Africa. Honolulu HI is the Western terminus o...
Groom Lake, Nevada - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Retro-engineered footage of Ray Santilli's seminal Area 51 alien autopsy video has uncovered Barack Obama's birth secrets according to SETI - Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence - organization sour...
Democratic national committee chairman Howard Dean has cast doubt on the validity and authenticity of the the U.S. Presidential election result during a radio interview with Boston's 96.9 WTKK outspoken and often controversial talkshow host Michael G...
Born where, and to whom? What are his familial antecedents? His mother: reportedly an Irish-American white Atheist woggle weaver from Kansas (precisely the same place as another Wizard of Oz character: Dorothy, and her canine pal Toto). His father: reputedly a black Muslim Kenyan banana straightener, whom his mother divorced two years before he was born. His step-father: supposedly a Wah...
WASHINGTON D.C. - Dr. Strangedeath of the FDA today announced that aspartame is approved for the demummification of mummies. Normally aspartame consumption is used to reduce the need for embalming material. Ironically, it can also be used to prod...
"It appears as if we have exchanged a brainless President for a topless one !" gushed salivating paparrazi who caught Barry's washboard abs by the sea. Photos of the waterfront mansion nicknamed The Beach White House of Pain and the frolicking first...
Chicago, Il/ Medical Journal - The scientific and political world was stunned today when a genetic scientist came forward to reveal the REAL story behind the Legend of Barack Hussein Obama's birth origin. Helmut Schiessmann, a retiring geneticist...
Washington,DC/ Real Estate News - Capitalizing on the country's financial woes leading to a complete real estate and mortgage collapse, three of Obama's strongest supporters have leveraged their way into becoming the Country's largest, and most power...
Chicago,Illinois / NYT - With a little help from Chief of Staff, Rham F***** Emanuel, President Obama's worst nightmare, Governor Rod Blagojevich, (Blago), has been extradited to Serbia, thereby putting and end to a corruption investigation that was...
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