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Funny story: Pentagon: Troops to Remain in Iraq From Now On

Pentagon: Troops to Remain in Iraq From Now On

Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced through the Pentagon that American forces now serving in Iraq will be ordered to extend their tours of duty, stay there from now and never come home.

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Funny story: Imus Indignation Inflames Idiots

Imus Indignation Inflames Idiots

The firing of veteran shock jock Don Imus by CBS radio has ignited a firestorm of protests by idiots throughout the United States and the world.

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Funny story: Iranian soldier's nightmare at hands of Brit sailors

Iranian soldier's nightmare at hands of Brit sailors

AN IRANIAN soldier ordered to look after one of the 15 British sailors and marines captured in the Shatt al-Arab waterway, has told of the abuse he suffered at the hands of the prisoners during their two-weeks in captivity.

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Funny story: Grand National Betting Latest

Grand National Betting Latest

This year's Aintree Grand National on Saturday will herald a victory for Animal Rights activists who have organised a protest against the race.

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Funny story: Aston Villa To Be Relegated For Being Boring

Aston Villa To Be Relegated For Being Boring

In an astonishing move this morning, the Football Association has decided that, at the end of the season, Aston Villa will be relegated from the Premier League, whatever their finishing position in the table.

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Funny story: It's Official - Philately Will Get You Nowhere

It's Official - Philately Will Get You Nowhere

It's official: Philately will get you nowhere - at least as far as members of the opposite sex are concerned...

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Funny story: Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

WASHINGTON D.C.--(WAR BEAT) One day after being fired from his 30 year gig at CBS Corp., Don Imus got a call from his country to be the new face and communicator for the war effort in Iraq. President George W. Bush h...

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Funny story: Baboon's Bum: New Republican Icon

Baboon's Bum: New Republican Icon

After the midterm election fiasco and the fund-lowering accomplishments of Republican hopeless, the elephant in the Republican living room at the White House is out and the Baboon's Butt is in! Republican Party Chairmonkey, CoCo signed to reporte...

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Funny story: Protein extracted from ancient George Burns fossil

Protein extracted from ancient George Burns fossil

Scientists at the Imperial University of Frederikstown reported today that they have at last managed to extract a small amount of intact protein from an ancient George Burns fossil (estimated to be between 100,000,000 and 230,000,000 years old).

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Funny story: The End's Not Near It's Here

The End's Not Near It's Here

Soap fans in America were devastated when the season 4 finale of the popular TV Series The O.C. "The End's not near it's Here" aired last night.

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Funny story: PotterCOM Introduces New Product

PotterCOM Introduces New Product

Last week PotterCOM introduced the WAND. A thin long device which you activate by waving it and saying an activation key Wingardium Leviosa. After which, you must also say a wand-phone number and it makes the call.

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Funny story: Clearest yet genetic link to stupidity, pot noodle consumption etc

Clearest yet genetic link to stupidity, pot noodle consumption etc

Oxford University - (Dumb Press): Scientists have found the clearest connection ever between congenital stupidity and regular pot noodle consumption.

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Funny story: Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

TOMBSTONE, NETHERVOID--(NECRO PRESS) "After being on the job, what looks like...Forever! I decided to take a break from all the doom & gloom and step out among the living to smell the flowers" says our even...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Jailed for Suspended License

Paris Hilton Jailed for Suspended License

LOS ANGELES COUNTY JAIL, CALIFORNIA-- (ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST) After being warned countless times, the law has reached the end of its' rope. The Honorable Traffic Court Judge E.Z. Street, threw the book and sentenced Paris, Hilton...

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Funny story: UK gender ID disorder man crowned prophet of Hindu goddess

UK gender ID disorder man crowned prophet of Hindu goddess

Gujarat State - (Reuterus): A Leicestershire gender disorder man has been crowned as the reincarnation of the prophet of Hindu eunuch deity Bahuchar Mata without the intervention of tricky surgery.

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Funny story: Nike Drop Tiger Woods After "Bushes" Rumpus

Nike Drop Tiger Woods After "Bushes" Rumpus

Sportswear giant Nike have dropped their no. 1 golf star, plastic-looking Tiger Woods, from their sponsorship roster, after he was discovered committing a lewd act at last week's Masters tourname...

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Funny story: Tarzan Star Cheeta Gets To 100

Tarzan Star Cheeta Gets To 100

A special cinematic milestone was passed yesterday, when Cheeta the chimp, the star of the early Tarzan films, celebrated his 100th birthday.

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