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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly to record gangster rap album

Bill O'Reilly to record gangster rap album

Conservative pundit and self-appointed guardian of the nations morals Bill O'Reilly has today revealed plans to release his own 'straight up gangsta rap' album.

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Funny story: New "Dummies for Dummies" book published

New "Dummies for Dummies" book published

The latest book in the 'for Dummies' series - those bright yellow books on a range of subjects for the uninitiated - "Dummies for Dummies", is being published and launched today by literary giant Tara Palmer-Dumbkinson at the Acme B...

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Funny story: Bush gives up golf to save America

Bush gives up golf to save America

Americans can sleep soundly in their specially strengthened beds tonight due to the announcement by The White House that George Bush has given up golf to focus on being the president.

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Funny story: Glasgow Rangers Fan Arrested In UEFA Bagpipe Rumpus

Glasgow Rangers Fan Arrested In UEFA Bagpipe Rumpus

A Scotsman wielding a set of bagpipes was arrested by police in Manchester last night after fans of Glasgow Rangers rampaged through the city centre singing and waving to passers-by.

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Funny story: Rangers Fans Labelled "Drunks" By Respectable Manchester Folk

Rangers Fans Labelled "Drunks" By Respectable Manchester Folk

Fans of Glasgow Rangers who behaved despicably after last night's UEFA Cup Final defeat against Zenit St Petersburg, have been called "scoundrels", "hooligans" and &qu...

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Funny story: Barry Bonds inadvertently encourages youth to use steroids

Barry Bonds inadvertently encourages youth to use steroids

Despite his repeated denials, many young high school athletes believe Barry Bonds owes his slugging power and career longevity to the use of performance enhancing substances such as steroids.

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Funny story: Queen has turkey, visits mosque, takes a piss

Queen has turkey, visits mosque, takes a piss

Queen Elizabeth II, Pretender to the disputed Throne of England, and her husband Prince Philip are to have turkey for dinner tonight.

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Funny story: The President's Ultimate Sacrifice: No Golf!

The President's Ultimate Sacrifice: No Golf!

Washington, D.C. - In a move that has sent shockwaves around the globe, President George Bush told the media that he has given up golfing in tribute to the brave men and women fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. The astonishing selflessness of the Pres...

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Funny story: Bush Begins Tour of Middle East

Bush Begins Tour of Middle East

American President George 'Koshya' Bush today started a tour of making gaffes across the Middle East, as he tripped over a microphone lead in Tel Aviv, and swore at an Israeli cameraman in some weird alien language.

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Funny story: Queen's Speech summarised - what Gordon really meant

Queen's Speech summarised - what Gordon really meant

Today saw the delivery of the Queen's Speech by Prime Minister Gordon Brown. This was primarily given because the Queen was in Turkey on a Royal Visit to her husband, who had been slung in jail for insulting the Turks while on the same Royal Visi...

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Funny story: Second Burma Cyclone Threatens To Disrupt Rescue Mission To First Burmese Cyclone

Second Burma Cyclone Threatens To Disrupt Rescue Mission To First Burmese Cyclone

Foreign aid workers providing vital assistance to the victims of the cyclone that ripped through Burma last week, have been warned that another cyclone is on its way, and may hamper their efforts.

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Funny story: Sainsburys increase prices by only 2%

Sainsburys increase prices by only 2%

Announcing 200 first quarter profits of £142 billion + WAT (Welsh Added Tax), supermarket giant Sainsburys claim they have achieved this profit despite having increased food prices by only 2% during the period.

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Funny story: Chinese Earthquake Linked To Terracotta Army

Chinese Earthquake Linked To Terracotta Army

The earthquake which tore through the Chinese province of Sichuan on Monday, has been linked to the Imperial Terracotta Army, which was on manoeuvres there, it has been claimed.

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Funny story: Rangers lose UEFA cup on penalties

Rangers lose UEFA cup on penalties

On the afternoon before Rangers UEFA cup clash with Russian team Zenit St Petersburg, football authorities have announced that Rangers are to lose on penalties.

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Funny story: Woman finds it difficult to relate to Sex & The City characters

Woman finds it difficult to relate to Sex & The City characters

Jennifer Clark,33, an office manager from London has been largely ostracised by the entire female population of the western world for her inability to identify with any of the characters of the TV show and movie Sex And The City.

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Funny story: Rangers Fans Travel To Manchester By Haggis

Rangers Fans Travel To Manchester By Haggis

More than half a million Glasgow Rangers football fans have descended on Manchester for tonight's UEFA Cup Final, with many having come from places around the entire globe, and some even having travelled there by haggis!

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Funny story: Austrian cellar expert Josef Fritzl to receive Nobel Peace Prize

Austrian cellar expert Josef Fritzl to receive Nobel Peace Prize

In a dramatic move by the eponymous foundation located in some strange-sounding town in Norway, the main Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Austrian and father of who knows how many incentuous or otherwise children, Josef Fritzl.

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