Conservative pundit and self-appointed guardian of the nations morals Bill O'Reilly has today revealed plans to release his own 'straight up gangsta rap' album.
The latest book in the 'for Dummies' series - those bright yellow books on a range of subjects for the uninitiated - "Dummies for Dummies", is being published and launched today by literary giant Tara Palmer-Dumbkinson at the Acme B...
Americans can sleep soundly in their specially strengthened beds tonight due to the announcement by The White House that George Bush has given up golf to focus on being the president.
A Scotsman wielding a set of bagpipes was arrested by police in Manchester last night after fans of Glasgow Rangers rampaged through the city centre singing and waving to passers-by.
Fans of Glasgow Rangers who behaved despicably after last night's UEFA Cup Final defeat against Zenit St Petersburg, have been called "scoundrels", "hooligans" and &qu...
Despite his repeated denials, many young high school athletes believe Barry Bonds owes his slugging power and career longevity to the use of performance enhancing substances such as steroids.
Queen Elizabeth II, Pretender to the disputed Throne of England, and her husband Prince Philip are to have turkey for dinner tonight.
Washington, D.C. - In a move that has sent shockwaves around the globe, President George Bush told the media that he has given up golfing in tribute to the brave men and women fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. The astonishing selflessness of the Pres...
American President George 'Koshya' Bush today started a tour of making gaffes across the Middle East, as he tripped over a microphone lead in Tel Aviv, and swore at an Israeli cameraman in some weird alien language.
Today saw the delivery of the Queen's Speech by Prime Minister Gordon Brown. This was primarily given because the Queen was in Turkey on a Royal Visit to her husband, who had been slung in jail for insulting the Turks while on the same Royal Visi...
Foreign aid workers providing vital assistance to the victims of the cyclone that ripped through Burma last week, have been warned that another cyclone is on its way, and may hamper their efforts.
Announcing 200 first quarter profits of £142 billion + WAT (Welsh Added Tax), supermarket giant Sainsburys claim they have achieved this profit despite having increased food prices by only 2% during the period.
The earthquake which tore through the Chinese province of Sichuan on Monday, has been linked to the Imperial Terracotta Army, which was on manoeuvres there, it has been claimed.
On the afternoon before Rangers UEFA cup clash with Russian team Zenit St Petersburg, football authorities have announced that Rangers are to lose on penalties.
Jennifer Clark,33, an office manager from London has been largely ostracised by the entire female population of the western world for her inability to identify with any of the characters of the TV show and movie Sex And The City.
More than half a million Glasgow Rangers football fans have descended on Manchester for tonight's UEFA Cup Final, with many having come from places around the entire globe, and some even having travelled there by haggis!
In a dramatic move by the eponymous foundation located in some strange-sounding town in Norway, the main Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Austrian and father of who knows how many incentuous or otherwise children, Josef Fritzl.
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