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Funny story: Multiple Companies Withdraw Their Endorsement of Tiger Woods

Multiple Companies Withdraw Their Endorsement of Tiger Woods

Following the example of Accenture, Inc. and Tag Heuer watchmakers, a conglomerate of agencies and foundations have banded together to announce the termination of their commercial association with Tiger Woods. At a hastily convened press confere...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Asks For The Fart Test!

Tiger Woods Asks For The Fart Test!

Tiger Woods finally called for a press conference today and reporters were shocked when Woods revealed that some one had cloned him and set the clone loose to win bets and try to destroy his reputation. "I didn't want to come forward with this bec...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Buy European Country of Liechtenstein - Plans To Live There With Holly Sampson

Tiger Woods To Buy European Country of Liechtenstein - Plans To Live There With Holly Sampson

ORLANDO - Tiger Woods business manager Upton Courtquist has verified that the rumors about Woods purchasing a European country are in fact true. Courtquist stated that he has been in contact with representatives of the tiny European country of Lie...

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Funny story: TAG Heuer Stands with Tiger Woods

TAG Heuer Stands with Tiger Woods

SwissAssMess - Swiss Opus Dei storefront watchmaker TAG Heuer has announced it's new slogan "TAG Heuer Stands with Tiger Woods." While Heuer has shown unwavering commitment to the golfing sensation throughout his fall from grace Mr. Woods has not...

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Funny story: Nordegren paternity claimants: Two plumbers, two mailmen, one pool boy

Nordegren paternity claimants: Two plumbers, two mailmen, one pool boy

Controversy over the paternity of Elin Nordegren's children first erupted on December 17, when The Spoof reported Elin's claim that an unnamed 'pool boy' was the father of her children, rather than her husband, Tiger Woods. On the following day, T...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods to be Deployed to Afghanistan

Tiger Woods to be Deployed to Afghanistan

The golfing world is in shock today after Tiger Woods announced that he is to be deployed to Afghanistan to help US forces combat the rising insurgency there. The news broke after the 33-year-old golfer held an impromptu press conference yesterday at...

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Funny story: Somali Pirates Association Terminates Tiger Woods' Endorsement Deal

Somali Pirates Association Terminates Tiger Woods' Endorsement Deal

Following the example of Accenture, Inc. and the Tag Heuer watch company, The Somali Pirates Association has decided to end its endorsement of Tiger Woods. From Mogadishu, Sheik Abdul Kissamabutt, spokesperson for the organization announced, "We are...

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Funny story: Mrs. Claus to Oprah: I Had Sex with Tiger Woods!

Mrs. Claus to Oprah: I Had Sex with Tiger Woods!

NORTH POLE, A.P. - Mrs. Santa Claus revealed she had a brief but fiery relationship with Tiger Woods in a tell-all interview with Oprah Winfrey today. Mrs. Claus, a sprightly Caucasian elf who remains quite fetching for a centenarian, said she ev...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Tried To Bum Caddie

Tiger Woods Tried To Bum Caddie

Tiger Woods' caddie Steve Williams has made an extraordinary claim to friends in New Zealand that his employer "tried it on" with him during the US Masters in Augusta in 2008. Williams said that he had had a good relationship with the golfer up un...

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Funny story: Coast Guard Looses Track of Wood's Yacht 'Privacy" as It Enters Bermuda Triangle In Desparate Attempt to Escape Divorce Lawyer!

Coast Guard Looses Track of Wood's Yacht 'Privacy" as It Enters Bermuda Triangle In Desparate Attempt to Escape Divorce Lawyer!

The United States Coast Guard station located in Key West, professed bafflement today after they lost track of Tiger Woods' 155' private yacht as it fled media attention in Miami and headed toward the Bahamas, and directly into the Bermuda Triangle.

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Funny story: Viagra To "Downsize" Tiger Woods Ads

Viagra To "Downsize" Tiger Woods Ads

Penis-lifter Viagra tablets say they are going to straighten out their newly planned ads featuring Tiger Woods. "We thought that he would make a good point for us by all the activity reported over the past month and he was available, we heard, aft...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods to get out of golf and start a new life in upmarket chastity pants

Tiger Woods to get out of golf and start a new life in upmarket chastity pants

Beset by scandal and hounded by the paparazzi, golfer Tiger Woods has announced he is giving up the game to concentrate on his new career, promoting chastity knickers to the upper classes. "I've always acted on impulse, dropping trouser at the slight...

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Funny story: NFL Asks Players to Donate Brains to Discover Reasons for Repeated Off the Field Insanity!

NFL Asks Players to Donate Brains to Discover Reasons for Repeated Off the Field Insanity!

A spokesman for the NFL, concerned with the rising incidences of off the field mayhem, anti social behavior, and the increase in unwed mothers, have asked players to donate their brains for a study to be undertaken with Boston University. "We need...

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Funny story: Obama and Woods - Related?

Obama and Woods - Related?

Washington, D.C. - President Barrack Obama and Tiger Woods have been seeing a lot of each other lately. Reports of them being seen in a black helicopter was released just last week. This has led some to wonder if there could be some kind of connec...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked

Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked

Tiger Woods medical records were copied off of his doctors computer early Friday morning and released on the Internet just this morning. The most quoted portion of the record is a portion that states that Mr. Woods suffers from a mild case of vit...

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Funny story: Spotted Dick Back On The Menu!

Spotted Dick Back On The Menu!

New York - Spotted Dick has found a new place in the hearts and stomachs of an ever growing portion of the population of the world. Spotted Dick is a steamed suet pudding with dried fruit and normally served with custard. Its popularity had been f...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods' megayacht seen 'bobbing madly' on calm seas

Tiger Woods' megayacht seen 'bobbing madly' on calm seas

In the aftermath of revelations that he has been multiply unfaithful to his wife, Tiger Woods, the world's first golf billionaire, has decided to spend the holidays on his megayacht, 'Privacy'. Woods has recently been dodging the press, the police...

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