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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Off on Shopping Trip: Vows to pay 'top dollar' to Buy Pakistan

Hillary Clinton Off on Shopping Trip: Vows to pay 'top dollar' to Buy Pakistan

Mention the word 'shopping' to the average woman and their eyes light up with fiendish frenzy, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is no exception as she has been given an open check book to visit Pakistan and buy as much 'friendship' as the falte...

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Funny story: Hindu Terrorism: Highly Amateurish Don't Worry-Analyst

Hindu Terrorism: Highly Amateurish Don't Worry-Analyst

Saffron Terror has been doing the rounds in the Indian news, especially after a "democratic" mob tore up a few plants at TV channel in the Indian Capital. The channel allegedly said things the innocent mob didn't like. What will it take for these guy...

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Funny story: 9/11 Bomb Ship Found

9/11 Bomb Ship Found

Conspracy theorists are having to re-evaluate the credibility of their claims today, after workers digging at the World Trade Center site in New York discovered a 32ft-long ship (9.8m) hull believed to have been buried in the 9/11 attacks in 2001.

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Funny story: Terrorists Claim Quickest Way to Stop Flights is to Sabotage Toilets

Terrorists Claim Quickest Way to Stop Flights is to Sabotage Toilets

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - As more and more Al Qaeda recruits become unwilling to sacrifice their lives to make a religious statement by blowing themselves and innocent people up on planes, terrorists are having to re-think the whole "how can we make t...

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Funny story: Terror gunman still not reporting to Probation

Terror gunman still not reporting to Probation

The terror gunman Jonathan Moat has still not reported to his Probation Officer, despite public appeals from the Police to him to come in for a friendly word. Moat's Probation Officer, Carol Thatcher, has warned Moat that to continue with his esca...

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Funny story: Emergency Legislation bans "Foxist" propaganda.

Emergency Legislation bans "Foxist" propaganda.

In the wake of mounting terrorist attacks by Foxes, the Government has today brought in new emergency legislation to ban entertainment that glorify Foxes and other dangerous vermin. Amongst the titles banned are the film and book "Fantastic Mr Fox" a...

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Funny story: Afghan Rebel Complains

Afghan Rebel Complains

Afghan War Lord, Ali Barbara, today poured scorn on British troops by declaring them; "Racist and unfair" In a scathing attack, Ali Barbara said that the British dogs of war were treating his men very badly. "Yesterday, when we cowering behind...

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Funny story: Homeland Security to Nation: Anybody Seen Our Missing Afghans...the Ones with Guns?

Homeland Security to Nation: Anybody Seen Our Missing Afghans...the Ones with Guns?

Homeland Security Chief Janet Napilatano dropped a bombshell on Americans today when she let it slip she had just noticed that 17 Afghans in the US for weapons training, and issued Security Passes, seem to have gone missing. But only in the last two...

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Funny story: England To Play Algeria Dressed In Body Armour

England To Play Algeria Dressed In Body Armour

The Football Association has this morning announced that the England team to play in the crucial World Cup Group C game against Algeria in Cape Town on Friday will take the field clad in full body armour. The move is to counter any sinister plots...

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Funny story: Birmingham Muslims ban CCTV because "The Great One" feels he's being spied upon!

Birmingham Muslims ban CCTV because "The Great One" feels he's being spied upon!

Certain areas of Birmingham, UK, with majorities of Muslim inhabitants, have decided to ban CCTV cameras because they feel it is an infringement on their privacy and "The Great One" doesn't want to be spied on! Now as we know Birmingham is actuall...

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Funny story: New Hindenburg Theory

New Hindenburg Theory

Ex-US President George W. Bush has now released a comment that the Hindenburg disaster was the work of a early form of Al-Qaeda and has asked President Obama to launch a full enquiry into the event that happened 73 years ago. The former President...

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Funny story: Fox terrorism strikes hard

Fox terrorism strikes hard

A group of radical, extremist foxes is on the prowl. Tired of seeing their brothers and sisters torn to pieces in the name of sport, they are hitting back to the relief of the media on a bad news day. Two groups of militant foxes are known. The mo...

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Funny story: Multiple Deaths Mar College Graduation

Multiple Deaths Mar College Graduation

The entire graduation student population was nearly lost when fifty-three were killed and six injured during the commencement ceremonies at an over-seas junior college. The graduation class had just finished the ritual of throwing up their caps, when...

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Funny story: Taliban to be collected with giant 'fly-paper'

Taliban to be collected with giant 'fly-paper'

Scientists have developed a material that sticks only to Taliban head-dress, heroin and kalashnikovs - whilst being inert to women, allied soldiers and buildings. They hope an enormous sheet coated with this compound, can be lowered over Afghanis...

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Funny story: Administration Advisor: Jihad is a 'Legitimate Tenet of Islam'

Administration Advisor: Jihad is a 'Legitimate Tenet of Islam'

John Brennan, Obama's top counter-terrorism adviser, called jihad a "legitimate tenet of Islam," and further argued the term "jihadists" should not be used to describe the jihadists that are America's enemies. At Center for Strategic and Internat...

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Funny story: UN Names Arizona as Most Dangerous Terrorist State

UN Names Arizona as Most Dangerous Terrorist State

UNITED NATIONS - Arizona, one of America's 50 states, has been sternly criticized for its recent human-rights policies, with Mexico and China receiving the most media attention as they gave scathing condemnation. President Felipe Caldero, Mexico:...

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Funny story: Janet Napolitano most important weapon against terrorism

Janet Napolitano most important weapon against terrorism

At a White House Press conference held Thursday Press Secretary Robert Gibbs revealed that Janet Napolitano is one of the U.S.'s most important weapons against terrorism. What appeared to be borderline mental retardation had actually been a cleve...

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