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Funny story: Hubble finds massive diamond asteroid orbiting Aquila constellation

Hubble finds massive diamond asteroid orbiting Aquila constellation

Summer Triangle, Northern Hemisphere - (X-Files Mess): A 2,500 mile wide, 50 trillion trillion carat diamond asteroid has been sighted by the Hubble Telescope near Aquila, the constellation named after the eagle. The massive rainbow-striped sparkl...

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Funny story: NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope was the downfall of NY Governor

NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope was the downfall of NY Governor

New York - (Lurid Ass mess): Ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's sordid downfall may have been due to the eponymous NASA satellite that spied on his Holy Roman Emperor VIP Club shenanigans according to NYPD sources. Officially the Spitzer Space T...

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Funny story: Mars Rovers In Head-On Collision

Mars Rovers In Head-On Collision

Houston TX-- NASA reported incredible bad luck with its twin rovers on Mars today. The Spirit probe had a devastating head-on collision with the Opportunity probe. Both rovers were completely destroyed in the mishap. The Martian rovers have been...

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Funny story: Space Junk Crashing to Earth on Election Day

Space Junk Crashing to Earth on Election Day

A refrigerator once used on the International Space Station is due to come crashing to Earth on Election Day. McCain and Obama have both been notified of this event and are pushing their voters to vote early. The projected path is Los Angele...

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Funny story: NASA Announces Outer Space Filled With Screaming

NASA Announces Outer Space Filled With Screaming

Houston TX-- NASA spokesman Dr. Karl Saygun announced at a joint news conference that Outer Space is filled with the sounds of human screaming. The news came a few weeks after NASA said space "smelled like burning steak." Dr. Saygun was grim fac...

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Funny story: The First Italian Satellite - Upa Upa and Away

The First Italian Satellite - Upa Upa and Away

LOMPOC, California. - An Italian satellite blasted off from Vandenberg Air Force Base. The Delta Rocket II, code name 'Upa Upa And Away' lifted off with hundreds of paparazzi snaping photos. In fact there were so many photographers at the base th...

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Funny story: Hubble Space Telescope Discovers Giant Cockroaches

Hubble Space Telescope Discovers Giant Cockroaches

Houston TX-- NASA today released very depressing classified information from the Hubble Space Telescope (HST). Outer Space is infested with gigantic cockroaches. The roaches are 'hundreds of miles long' and swarm just outside Mars orbit. The HST h...

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Funny story: Maldivian President Maumoon in talks with NASA to take Maldivians to new heights

Maldivian President Maumoon in talks with NASA to take Maldivians to new heights

American sources have revealed that Maldivian president Maumoon is in talks with NASA to take all Maldivians to new heights. According to our source, Mr. President plans to send all Maldivians to an unknown galaxy in space. According to NASA sour...

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Funny story: NASA Satellite Discovers Colony Of Indians Living On Moon

NASA Satellite Discovers Colony Of Indians Living On Moon

A futuristic plan by NASA to build a base on the Moon which could support up to 3000 people, has been thrown into chaos, after images beamed back to Earth by one of its orbiting satellites clearly showed that a colony of humans was already living the...

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Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar Leads India Moon Mission

Sachin Tendulkar Leads India Moon Mission

Fresh from its fantastic success in the Second Test match against Australia at Mohali yesterday, India has launched its first manned space mission to the Moon. The Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft blasted off smoothly from a launch pad in southern Andhra...

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Funny story: India to the Moon!

India to the Moon!

India has launched its first foray into space, an unmanned probe to the moon in order to prove once and for all whether or not the moon is truly made out of curry. Expecting to raise a large cloud when the robotic spacecraft lands, Indian scientis...

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Funny story: India launches first Moon-based curry stand

India launches first Moon-based curry stand

India has successfully launched its first mission to the Moon and begun construction on their long-awaited lunar-based Indian food stand. The Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft blasted off smoothly from a launch pad in southern Andhra Pradesh to embark on a...

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Funny story: New Google satellite sends surprising images

New Google satellite sends surprising images

The following popular citizens are seen with amazing clarity and detail going about their daily lives, not knowing Google and the world are watching from above: OBAMA in his backyard talking over the fence with neighbor Bill Ayers. MCCAIN in one of his backyards with his new snowmaking equipment getting snowmobile lessons from Sarah Palin and Todd. BIDEN in his backyard painting Democrat...

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Funny story: Russian Space Toilet Fails, Economic Crap Spreads to Outer Space!

Russian Space Toilet Fails, Economic Crap Spreads to Outer Space!

Cape Canaveral, Fl. / Plumbing News - Just when everyone thought it couldn't get any worse, news circulated today that the Russian Built toilet on the space station has shit the bed, and cosmonauts are up to their ass in the mess. Complicating the...

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Funny story: Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis

Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis

A Blackpool man who has the world's smallest penis, is in the spotlight this week, as scientists prepare for what they believe will be the first organised contact with aliens from another solar system. Art Hurpint, 43, the owner of the tiny append...

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Funny story: Chinese Prepare For 'Wok' Capsule Re-entry

Chinese Prepare For 'Wok' Capsule Re-entry

The success of the recent Chinese astronauts in coming back to earth unscathed, has buried the real tragedy that is to follow: Not long after the launch of the astronauts, the Chinese also launched another space rocket which was topped with a wok...

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Funny story: China Brassed into Space

China Brassed into Space

Harbin Space Centre - A beaming President Hu Jintao congratulated those involved with China's successful third manned spaceflight and first space walk on national television Thursday. Jintau called the voyage "Nother step in Chinese people long march...

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