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Funny story: Pig Crisis in Moroco

Pig Crisis in Moroco

The country of Morocco is still suffering under the strain of the Moroccan pig crisis. The crisis has been going on now for over six weeks and there is no sight if respite from this deadly pig crisis.

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Funny story: Dr.s' pay still too high

Dr.s' pay still too high

A report out today shows that doctors are being paid more than eve due to a loop hole in their contract. Doctors are being bought private planes by the NHS with DR written on the side, a measure enabled seventeen year ago in order to increase accessi...

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Funny story: Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

The Prime Ministers eyebrow will be removed by Downing Street's in house barbers tomorrow after it was complained about that it was too revolting to be shown on television.

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Funny story: Statues cause protests in London

Statues cause protests in London

Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.

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Funny story: Harmful levels of Testosterone found in Irn Bru

Harmful levels of Testosterone found in Irn Bru

Sold as a harmless Scottish fruit drink, Irn Bru has found itself under threat after allegations that each can contains, "almost 20 times the legal amount of the male hormone testosterone".

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Funny story: Post-Mortem Examination Due On Failed Glasgow Airport Bomber

Post-Mortem Examination Due On Failed Glasgow Airport Bomber

A post-mortem examination on the body of a man suspected of being involved in the terror attack on Glasgow airport, is due to be carried out later today.

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Funny story: Translation software breaks down - no-one can understand Scots any more

Translation software breaks down - no-one can understand Scots any more

In a blow to Alex Salmond's promise to bring Scotland into the 21st century, the translation software that enables the rest of the world to understand what Scotch folk say, has broken down.

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Funny story: Ibiza DJ rocks working men's club

Ibiza DJ rocks working men's club

One of the world's most famous DJs has taken a break from Ibiza clubbing to play a gig in a small Scottish town.

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Funny story: Global Warming links to Decline of Haggis

Global Warming links to Decline of Haggis

Researchers from Glasgow University have linked the decline in Haggis to Global Warming. Professor Robertson commented that the recent warm weather had spoiled the Haggis traditional feeding ground.

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Funny story: Glasgow Airport Bomber Had Balls Of Steel, Says Cabbie

Glasgow Airport Bomber Had Balls Of Steel, Says Cabbie

One of the would-be terror bombers in the recent attempt to blow up Glasgow Airport had testicles made from high-grade steel, claims the taxi driver who apprehended him.

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Funny story: John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

The War on Terror has a new hero, and his name is John Smeaton. Smeaton catapulted himself to international status with one swift kick in late June.

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Funny story: Airport protester arrested, cigarette put out

Airport protester arrested, cigarette put out

Glasgow - Police described the fire at Glasgow Airport today as "total madness".

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Funny story: New sub-species of ned found

New sub-species of ned found

Today in a run-down Glasgow suburb, a never-seen-before species of ned was discovered.

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Funny story: Global warming boom for naturalists

Global warming boom for naturalists

Frank Bonner, chairman of the Somerset Naturalist Society believes global warming will have us all in our birthday suits one day.

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Funny story: Remains of hippy discovered in Peace Camp hole

Remains of hippy discovered in Peace Camp hole

HELENSBURGH, Scotland - The remains of a body estimated to have lain for 25 years in a hole at Faslane Peace Camp opposite the Trident nuclear submarine base, has been discovered.

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Funny story: Dead Man Walking in Scotland

Dead Man Walking in Scotland

A man who was declared dead at a hospital in Scotland was later found alive after officials mounted a search believing they'd lost the body.

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Funny story: Hadrian's wall to be rebuilt after historic SNP victory

Hadrian's wall to be rebuilt after historic SNP victory

Prime Minister, Tony Blair has announced that, in the wake of dramatic success for the Scottish National party in local elections, Scotland will become physically as well as politically independent from England. This will be achieved by "every B...

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