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Funny story: RIM releases its new dual-mode, stronger (but still legal) version of its Wi-Fi "CrackBerry" the 8820 smartphone

RIM releases its new dual-mode, stronger (but still legal) version of its Wi-Fi "CrackBerry" the 8820 smartphone

Ontario, Canada - Ready in Minutes (RIM), manufacturers of the other popular drug, the BlackBerry, have just released a stronger, but still legal, version, the 8820 smartphone model, just in time to compete with Apple's iPhone. The Blackberry oth...

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Funny story: Man Finds Commutations Device From Last Milliennium

Man Finds Commutations Device From Last Milliennium

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Sunday morning, amateur archeologist, Ty Shoeman, discovered a primitive commutations device, reportedly from the last millennium.

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Funny story: Brain implant procedure approved for general population

Brain implant procedure approved for general population

Cyberkinetics Inc. of Foxboro, MA, has received Food and Drug Administration approval to expand its use of brain implants to include elective surgery. "Disabled people will no longer be the only ones that can benefit from being able to control t...

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Funny story: New Scientific Studies Show That Watching Gay Porn Makes Men Infertile

New Scientific Studies Show That Watching Gay Porn Makes Men Infertile

Yesterday German scientist Stefan Landheimer released new proof that watching gay porn actually negatively affects a man's fertility.

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Funny story: Scientists to make freak animals

Scientists to make freak animals

London: UK ministers have given the go-ahead for scientists to produce human-animal hybrids.

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Funny story: Top UK Professor Reveals 'Nothing Really Exists!'

Top UK Professor Reveals 'Nothing Really Exists!'

After a week long study, top UK Scientist, Dalek and ex front man of the modern glam rock band 'The Darkness' Professor Squawking, sensationally revealed 'nothing really exists'...

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Funny story: Baby Look At You Now

Baby Look At You Now

Doreen Spanner is a proud mum today for her son, Damian (2), has become the youngest undergraduate at the world famous Uxbridge University.

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Funny story: New Scientific Discovery!

New Scientific Discovery!

Gaza (ENN) - Today, scientists discovered a half-man, half-pteredactyl in the hills of Gaza. Fearing that it was a spawn of Satan, Israeli soldiers, armed with machine guns, shot it down in a rain of fire.

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Funny story: Scientific test for glass half full

Scientific test for glass half full

Constant University Press - Scientists at Imperial University, Texas have unveiled a device that can deduce whether a glass is indeed "half full" or "half empty". It consists of a level plate (on which the glass i...

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Funny story: Telepathic Cats

Telepathic Cats

In a recent scientific study, researchers found that cats have the ability to communicate telepathically. The study, produced by Harvard Medical School, has brought on a lot of controversy.

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Funny story: Gene found that makes fat girls so bossy.

Gene found that makes fat girls so bossy.

A new genetic breakthrough has found the mechanism that makes fat girls so bossy. Working for the last nine years on a drug for reducing obesity in teenagers, a London based specialist found the chromosome responsible.

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Funny story: Drunken Research Leads NASA to Breakthrough

Drunken Research Leads NASA to Breakthrough

After several decades of slow progress, NASA appears to be on the verge of a quantum leap in propulsion that could cut travel times for space probes and manned missions to a fraction of their present duration.

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Funny story: Science fair student stops terroist

Science fair student stops terroist

Hazlewood, MO- In this well to due suburb of St. Louis, everyone thought they were safe from terrorism. Thanks to Billy Smith, they still are.

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Funny story: Al Gore to sacrifice body for science

Al Gore to sacrifice body for science

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Al Gore has announced his intention to make his entire body carbon neutral using a new medical procedure developed by scientists over the last decade. The radical process called "de-carbonizationating" is the latest expe...

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Funny story: Blackpool Takes The White Knuckle Experience To A New High

Blackpool Takes The White Knuckle Experience To A New High

Blackpool Pleasure Beach has unveiled the new ride that it believes will take it back to the top of the UK's theme parks again.

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Funny story: Hi-tech Equipment Full Of Evil Creatures That Will Do For Us All Says Man

Hi-tech Equipment Full Of Evil Creatures That Will Do For Us All Says Man

Evil mutant robot centipedes are taking over the country and it looks as if it's the end for mankind, or at least Britain.

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Funny story: Young Scientists Display Lunatic Potential

Young Scientists Display Lunatic Potential

Scientists have beem amazed at what they have called "true genius thinking" at the 2007 Young Scientists Convention in Little Rock, AR.

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