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Funny story: Chief Schools Inspector to Replace Boring Teachers with "Stimulating" Ones

Chief Schools Inspector to Replace Boring Teachers with "Stimulating" Ones

School inspectors believes that bad behaviour in the classroom is the direct result of gawd awful tedious teachers and their boringly banal lessons. To alleviate this, the inspectors want more stimulation in the schoolhouse. In response to the...

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Funny story: Homework Failure Pupil Battered to Death

Homework Failure Pupil Battered to Death

An Egyptian court has sentenced a schoolteacher to 300 hours of community service work for beating a pupil to death because he had not done his homework. Maths teacher Atilla bin Atwatt threw the 15 year-old schoolboy out of the third floor class...

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Funny story: Tons of marijuana discovered at school

Tons of marijuana discovered at school

Two and a half tons of marijuana was discovered in an Afghani school, leading authorities to inspect other students' lockers only to discover twice that much in opium stashed away. "These enemy combatants think they can hide their drugs from us?"...

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Funny story: RCHS Yearbook Vandalized

RCHS Yearbook Vandalized

An unidentified eraser-wielding vandal has rubbed out the eyes and ears of graduating senior Prunella June "Prunie" Bratcher in Freida Kaye Elliot's personal copy of "The RCHS Script," and replaced them with those of a cross-eyed jackass, the 2008 Re...

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Funny story: The Fonz To Star In St James' Primary School's Christmas Panto!

The Fonz To Star In St James' Primary School's Christmas Panto!

In recent years a glut of Australian soap stars have been drafted in to the UK, to appear in UK pantomime. Henry Winkler, who used to be the Fonz and very cool, is now joining fellow U.S stars in this bawdy, British tradition. Starsky and Huggy B...

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Funny story: Dihydrogen Monoxide Aspartame Solution Found In Schools

Dihydrogen Monoxide Aspartame Solution Found In Schools

QUANTICOCO - UPDATE1 FBI agents are raiding schools around the country, roping off the areas around schools for 2000 feet with yellow crime scene tape. Chemists have confirmed the presence of dihydrogen monoxide aspartame solutions concealed in stude...

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Funny story: Pair of Ed Reports: US Students as Cheaters and Math Scores Skyrocket

Pair of Ed Reports: US Students as Cheaters and Math Scores Skyrocket

Two blockbuster Education studies were released this week from thunk tinks of the highest caliber. The Institute for a Moral Compass announced that US students by their own admission are the biggest, liars, cheats and thieves in the world. One in...

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Funny story: Middle School Coach Overdoes Pep Talk

Middle School Coach Overdoes Pep Talk

Coach Williard "Iron Jaw" Callahan of the Middle School Leopards football team in Lincoln, Nebraska told his team Friday night that they were to shape up or ship out. "I don't care if your girlfriend has left you for your best friend. I don't car...

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Funny story: Fifty fun things to do during an exam

Fifty fun things to do during an exam

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 3. I...

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Funny story: 'Zero Times Table Scrapped'

'Zero Times Table Scrapped'

Never again will we hear the dulcet tones of 5 year-olds reciting 'one times zero is zero, two times zero is zero' etc. Education chiefs have erased the Zero Times Table recitation from the school curriculum, but deny its another streamlining tactic.

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Funny story: Food Poisoning Outbreak Downs School Staff and Students

Food Poisoning Outbreak Downs School Staff and Students

Smegmadale Asbo Central College for the Intellectually-Challenged was tonight placed under a quarantine order as Department of Health inspectors, garbed in bio-hazard suits, took samples from the school's kitchen and canteen to determine the cause of...

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Funny story: Tina and Alan seen talking to each other

Tina and Alan seen talking to each other

Sugarland, CA - In a shocking turn of events, Tina Li and Alan Chen from Nixon High School were spotted chatting amicably for several minutes at their high school's dance last Friday. Multiple reports indicate that their conversation covered a broad...

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Funny story: Mass Annihilation of Wild Dingbat Pupils

Mass Annihilation of Wild Dingbat Pupils

Ninety percent of a graduating class at the exclusive St. Sodom the Dingbat boys school at Wallamaroo, Australia, have been wiped out in a retaliatory SWAT policing action while participating in a series of end of term 'burn and pillage' hi-jinx pran...

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Funny story: 8th grade textbook has Obama chapter

8th grade textbook has Obama chapter

Many grade schools have begun the new school year with a new chapter in their standard textbook enthusiastically reflecting the upcoming expected new Presidential administration. Here are samples from the new chapter: HISTORY Section: Obama sez: History doesn't matter. I'm going to change it anyway. Don't bother learning about all that old stuff because it's all Euro-centric to begin w...

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Funny story: All of British Football Protests Contraceptive Education for UK Teens!

All of British Football Protests Contraceptive Education for UK Teens!

John Bull's footballs are now being kicked, headed and blocked by more brown, black and even yellow people than the white denizens of John Bull's fair skinned Island. For a nation whose premier poet mocked the dun breasts of his favorite lover and gl...

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Funny story: Universal British Sex Education Curriculum Admits Facts of Life for the First Time!

Universal British Sex Education Curriculum Admits Facts of Life for the First Time!

John Bull's Island will tell the sexsual truth to its youth for the first time next school term. Sexsual Ed director, John Python Cleese told a conference of Birds and Bees educators that comprehensive sexsual education will be mandatory for Engl...

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Funny story: Australian Student Visit to UK Goes Awry

Australian Student Visit to UK Goes Awry

London - In a rare case of geocentric inertia topsy-turvy brought on by jet-lag a group of school children visiting London from Australia have been unable to reorientate themselves to the northern hemisphere. School spokesman Nigel Penthrope says...

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