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Funny story: Republican Party to ban common sense and Ron Paul from debates

Republican Party to ban common sense and Ron Paul from debates

WASHINGTON, D.C. - To stem the tide of support for the one Presidential candidate who makes sense, Congressman Ron Paul, several state Republican Party rulers are trying to ban common sense from the debates. By writing a rule against common sense, R...

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Funny story: Nazi Saul Petitions Against Ron Paul

Nazi Saul Petitions Against Ron Paul

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Michigan - The Chairman of the Michigan Republican Party, Saulius Anuzis, or "Saul" as he likes to be called, took the day off from persecuting and killing Christians to write a petition to keep Ron Paul out of future...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Excluded from Future Debates

Ron Paul Excluded from Future Debates

Washington - Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) has been officially excluded from all future Republican Presidential Debates. Paul, who officially entered the race in February of this year, has participated in the first two debates, and was ranked in the to...

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Funny story: Barack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad

Barack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad

Barack Obama will wed Chelsea Clinton this fall, according to a formal statement issued by David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager. The Washington press corps was all abuzz this week with rumors about the surprising romantic pairing.

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Funny story: John McCain Withdraws; Endorses Ron Paul

John McCain Withdraws; Endorses Ron Paul

John McCain today announced his withdrawal from the 2008 Presidential race, citing low poll numbers, lackluster fundraising and other campaign difficulties. "We just weren't able to pull it all together," McCain admitted, "and it&#...

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Funny story: ABC News Online Besmirches Its Own Polls

ABC News Online Besmirches Its Own Polls

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - In an article on ABCNews.go.com, Rick Klein flat out lies about the ABC Internet Polls, claiming that its voters voted multiple times for Ron Paul. The article reads,...

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Funny story: Ron Paul recalled to active duty

Ron Paul recalled to active duty

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the surge of support for Congressman Ron Paul's Presidential campaign, Karl Rove has once again engineered a victory for the Republican Party establishment. In a bold move that has surprised many political analysts and p...

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Funny story: Yahoo! and Myspace Anti-Ron Paul

Yahoo! and Myspace Anti-Ron Paul

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Internet - Yahoo! and MySpace have allegedly been deleting comments and messages posted by Ron Paul supporters. Anyone who supports Ron Paul or leaves any messages or comments about Ron Paul is reportedly in danger of having t...

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Funny story: Fox Ousts Ron Paul for Being a Real Republican

Fox Ousts Ron Paul for Being a Real Republican

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York City - FOX News is trying to deny Republican Ron Paul of Texas the chance to appear in its televised debates, siting, "He looks too old to be on TV, and besides, he's a REAL Republican. The Bush Administratio...

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