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Funny story: Is Robert Pattinson The New Tiger Woods? Leighton Meester Followed By Megan Fox?

Is Robert Pattinson The New Tiger Woods? Leighton Meester Followed By Megan Fox?

Quite frankly, here at Skoob news we're getting a little dizzy as we try to keep track of all the incoming fire regarding Robert Pattinson's love life. The Kristen Stewart stuff was all common knowledge, and we honestly thought we'd brought the ho...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Hotly Deny Fried Chicken Allegations

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Hotly Deny Fried Chicken Allegations

A clearly agitated Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart today faced the press at Planet Hollywood in Hollywood in order to hotly - nay, furiously - deny a news story which broke today alleging that the first thing they do when they're on location is...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Cheating On Kristen Stewart Already With Leighton Meester?

Robert Pattinson Cheating On Kristen Stewart Already With Leighton Meester?

While other News Agencies struggle to keep pace with the latest developments in the ongoing Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart saga, here at Skoob News we'll give you all the inside dope as we get it. That is 'dope' as in information, not 'dope' as...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Colonel's Chicken

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Colonel's Chicken

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Colonel Sanders, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and always try to find a branch when they are on location filming. "I just love the Colonel,s Chicken" said Pattinson who is currently working on the Movie Bel Ami.

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Threatens To Batter Susan Boyle

Kristen Stewart Threatens To Batter Susan Boyle

Robert Pattinson went and put his big size 12s in it good and blinkin' proper when he told Kristen Stewart that he thought Susan Boyle had the voice of an angel and that she was probably a really nice lady once you get to know her. Kristen Stewar...

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Funny story: Pixie Lott Says She's Never Met Robert Pattinson

Pixie Lott Says She's Never Met Robert Pattinson

When asked by roving motorcycle reporter ROYGBIV what she thought about Robert Pattinson, British ainger/actress Pixie Lott threw him a quizzical look and told him that she has never met Rob Pattinson, out of Twilight and Remember Me, or else she wou...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Open Up The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Open Up The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

HOUSTON - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have said that they have finally realized one of their goals. The lovey dovey couple have just become the proud owners of their very own restaurant bar named The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill. The total...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart and the Impostor

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart and the Impostor

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been in the news again regarding reports that they met in Budapest, where Robert allegedly proposed to Kristen. Kristen has now made a statement saying "I don't know who Robert met but it was not me I ha...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart - There Is No Sex Tape

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart - There Is No Sex Tape

All you Twi-Hards - you can stop looking now, and that's official, because there is no professionally produced sex tape of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in hot, graphically detailed sex-action. There isn't a DIY version doing the rounds eit...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Cheryl Cole Spotted Together

Robert Pattinson And Cheryl Cole Spotted Together

Did she? Didn't she? No. - I have it on good authority that Kristen Stewart did not visit Robert Pattinson on the set of Bel Ami in Budapest. In fact, Stewart never left LA, where she has been making arrangements to celebrate her birthday. However...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Angered By Kristen Stewart Proposal Rumours

Robert Pattinson Angered By Kristen Stewart Proposal Rumours

Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen out of the Twilight franchise - was said by friends today to be really ticked off about the media reporting that he has proposed to sweetheart Kristen Stewart - Bella, out of the Twilight franchise - saying that what...

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Funny story: Twilight Phenomenon Triggers Vampire War

Twilight Phenomenon Triggers Vampire War

The recent success of the Twilight series has set the Ivory Towers ablaze with envy and the response has been quick. Hogwart University in Bristol has declared its intent to return to the glory days of vampirism by creating a doctorate program at...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in Transylvania

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in Transylvania

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are reported to be in Transylvania a region in central Romania, which is famous for the believe in vampires. Pattinson was expected to propose to Kristen in Budapest, but it is now believed he will propose to...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Grand National

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Grand National

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been sent Grand National tips for today's race from thousands of people. Pattinson who is currently in London filming the Movie BEL AMI, has not decided who he will be backing in the Grand National, but...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today announced in a Soho pub that he has a grand plan to reinvent Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson into a British version of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the Twilight duo.

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

James Cameroon announced today that he will team up with Louis Letterrear for the next 3-D blockbuster 'Clash of the Avatars' starring none other than the hottest Hollywood couple going Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. In addition to the twilig...

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Funny story: Twilight Producers place Condom on Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson for 'Breakdancing Dawn'

Twilight Producers place Condom on Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson for 'Breakdancing Dawn'

Director Bill Condom has been placed to direct the next installment of the Twilight series featuring the onscreen offscreen neck suckers Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. Twilight is officially a franchise that follows the life and times of horm...

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