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Funny story: Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Albuquerque, New Mexico -- Experts from around the world have descended to a modest home in Albuquerque for a first-hand peek at what many are calling the greatest Virgin Mary sighting ever. Angela, the owner of the home, says she spotted the Holy...

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Funny story: There's a new religion in town

There's a new religion in town

A new religion has arisen in Europe,according to theologian Dr Ibeleefin Anyfinn and it threatens the big two Dogmas in town,and they are not happy! The new religion called "Ireckonism" was originally formed in Australia. Worshipers of Ireckon...

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Funny story: Ape research points way to origin of religion

Ape research points way to origin of religion

Controversial research published in New Scientist, demonstrating that apes suffer self-doubt, has given scientists an important clue into how religion may have originated in our early hominid ancestors. In the research, apes first watched a human...

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Funny story: Church to be rebranded to be more politically correct

Church to be rebranded to be more politically correct

Concerned by falling attendances and worried that this may be related to its paternalistic approach, the church has decided to change certain aspects of their approach to make them more politically correct in an attempt to win over modern day feminis...

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Funny story: Palin, God, Ahmadinejad and the Pope

Palin, God, Ahmadinejad and the Pope

Recent revelations seem to confirm that Sarah Palin now considers herself to be the hand of God in America. Reports of her belief that she was doing God's will in Alaskan politics has now been outdone by alleged comments made at the end of last...

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Funny story: Creationists help kill Iraqi al-Qaeda leaders

Creationists help kill Iraqi al-Qaeda leaders

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Maliki is today claiming that Abu Ayyub al-Masri, the leader of al-Qaeda in Iraq, has been killed. His death was the result of an ingenious plan cooked up by American creationists and Iraqi intelligence forces. The plan...

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Funny story: US District Atheist Barbara Crabby says Prayer Day Unconstitutional

US District Atheist Barbara Crabby says Prayer Day Unconstitutional

Devout Athiest and known feminazi Judge Barbara Crabby has declared that Prayer Day is unconstitutional since it violates the Constitution's instruction of separation of Church and State. Prayer Day has been recognized on the first Thursday of Ma...

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Funny story: Live TV debate to determine "The One True Religion"

Live TV debate to determine "The One True Religion"

Sky, The BBC and ITV have agreed on the rules governing the format of a TV debate which seeks to determine the single true religion for the human race over the next millennium. The Pope, the Dalai Lama and Dr Muhammed Bari of the Muslim Council of...

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Funny story: Nurse loses in crucifix row but receptionist allowed to wear a Burka

Nurse loses in crucifix row but receptionist allowed to wear a Burka

Nurse Shirley Chaplin, 54, has lost her battle to wear a crucifix at work after a judge ruled she should have compromised with hospital bosses. Meanwhile on a visit to my local hospital I noticed the receptionist was wearing a Burka, so no wonder...

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Funny story: Obama Signs Executive Order Granting Unions Religious Status

Obama Signs Executive Order Granting Unions Religious Status

Newly appointed labor appointee Craig Pecker, sporting a gold fez and holding the spear of destiny, pulled President Obama out of his pocket long enough for him to sign an executive order to grant Labor Unions religious status. Political experts...

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Funny story: New Old Age Replacing New Age as New Age-Old Age

New Old Age Replacing New Age as New Age-Old Age

In the blink of an eye, the New Age will be over, and the New Old Age will take over. Sources close to the divine greatness himself known only as a whisper have confirmed that before the end of the second decade of 2000, the world, as we know it, wi...

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Funny story: Murderer gives himself up after years on the run

Murderer gives himself up after years on the run

Convicted Murderer Bill Posters has given himself up years after escaping from Barlinnie Prison in Glasgow. Posters confessed when he surrendered himself at a police station in Easterhouse (nothing to do with the fact that easter is coming up)in Glas...

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Funny story: Church leaders argue over start of the week

Church leaders argue over start of the week

Easter is the biggest festival of the Christian Calendar. Although children prefer Christmas, Easter lasts four days not one, and Chocolate eggs can be eaten to excess. Approaching this most sacred of weekends, a massive row has broken out in the Cat...

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Funny story: Atheists Get Ready to Cash in on the Rapture

Atheists Get Ready to Cash in on the Rapture

In a post-rapture world, it is believed that atheists and agnostics may be faced with horrendous living conditions on Earth. However, it doesn't have to be the end of the world. With pre- and post-rapture business opportunities already beginning to s...

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Funny story: So You Think Easter is an Innocent Holiday

So You Think Easter is an Innocent Holiday

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Easter - According to a World Net Daily article by Joe Kovacs, Easter is a pagan ritual that will make you burn in hell. In fact, according to the author, even mentioning the name Easter is a sin worthy of death. In fact, the author, making a valiant attempt to save us from the evils of Easter puts his own salvation at risk by mentioning Easter 24 times. This brav...

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Funny story: Ireland Declares War On The Vatican

Ireland Declares War On The Vatican

Paddy McSodabread, the Irish state Emperor, this morning declared war with the Vatican city after demands for retribution from the Catholic community prompted decisive and swift action from their government. The Pope responded to the declaration o...

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Funny story: Pancake Day History Remembered

Pancake Day History Remembered

Well, it's here once more: Pancake Day, the day we all ask Mum to dust down her cooking utensils, and flip us a pancake or two so that we can all enjoy a treat and remember why it is we all eat pancakes in the first place. Pancakes were first flip...

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