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Funny story: Stuck Inside A House Of Race Cards With The L.A. Blues Again

Stuck Inside A House Of Race Cards With The L.A. Blues Again

LOS ANGELES - A funny thing happened on the way to the not quite yet official completion of the United States 2010 Census, and its carefully envisioned plan for a semi-accurate state of total enumeration of its current, bulging-like, super-sized gene...

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Funny story: "If You Can't Speak English, Leave!", Theresa May Tells Foreigners

"If You Can't Speak English, Leave!", Theresa May Tells Foreigners

Government ministers have today announced that they are bringing forward measures that will require immigrants to demonstrate a basic command of the English language - and those that can't, can leave. The measures, which the Labour government had...

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Funny story: Administration Advisor: Jihad is a 'Legitimate Tenet of Islam'

Administration Advisor: Jihad is a 'Legitimate Tenet of Islam'

John Brennan, Obama's top counter-terrorism adviser, called jihad a "legitimate tenet of Islam," and further argued the term "jihadists" should not be used to describe the jihadists that are America's enemies. At Center for Strategic and Internat...

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Funny story: Obama: Louisiana law may lead to racial profiling of oil spill

Obama: Louisiana law may lead to racial profiling of oil spill

The President today voiced concerns that any Louisiana attempts to stop the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico may lead to "racial profiling" of petroleum based products. "I read up on the efforts" he said "and the law's language is problematic, which i...

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Funny story: "Only Good Injuns Are Dead Injuns" States US Senate Candidate

"Only Good Injuns Are Dead Injuns" States US Senate Candidate

Rand Paul, candidate for the US Senate in Kentucky, has reportedly stated in a closed meeting of his supporters that "The only good Injun is a dead Injun." Of the one hundred constituents at the meeting, many were wearing coonskin caps and carrying l...

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Funny story: CNBC Says Tar Babies Washing Up in Louisiana: Sharpton & Jackson Leave Arizona to March in New Orleans Protest!

CNBC Says Tar Babies Washing Up in Louisiana: Sharpton & Jackson Leave Arizona to March in New Orleans Protest!

The state of Arizona was relieved from a mild irritant today when activists Al Sharpton, Charles Wrangle (sic) and Jesse Jackson rushed to Louisiana on reports from CNBC that 'Tar Babies' were washing up on shore! On Chris Matthews' show "HairBall...

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Funny story: Upper Class Black Man Tweets Racist Remarks

Upper Class Black Man Tweets Racist Remarks

Outraged political powers around the globe are calling upon microblogging service provider Twitter to close the account of an African American who's sporting several derogatory and libelous messages aimed at them. John Prescott, a man of notable p...

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Funny story: Arizona: "If You're Brown Don't Go To Town"

Arizona: "If You're Brown Don't Go To Town"

"If you're tan, stay in the van!" These kinds of words are being heard all over Arizona and elsewhere this week as Latinos consider their future in America. Is the new Arizona law indicative of their future in the USA? As Mariachi bands disbanded...

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Funny story: American's Finally Have The Ideal Black Man - But Still Want To Lynch Him

American's Finally Have The Ideal Black Man - But Still Want To Lynch Him

For decades white men have been awaiting the evolving of the black man. Usually stereotyped into such roles as the step-and-fetch-it submissive post-civil war Negro, or the violent, drug dealing Super Fly, the jive talking ever-hip huckster, the daughter raping threat to the community, the black power fisting Black Panther, or the gang banging, good for nothing ghetto dweller there were for decade...

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Funny story: Shitty Article Numero Uno

Shitty Article Numero Uno

In this follow up I tracked down a KKK member and interviewed him. The results were mind-blowing. Continue if you want to be re-assured of how right I was in the previous article. If you haven't read it, read it now. And obviously you then HAVE to watch some porn in between. SO here it is! The Interview. Me: Alright, so lets get started. Me: Was anyone in your family in the KKK before you jo...

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Funny story: White Guy Doesn't Say "N" word, Apologizes Anyway

White Guy Doesn't Say "N" word, Apologizes Anyway

New York- A visibly shaken Caucasian male took to Facebook, Twitter and YouTube today so that he could profusely apologize for not saying the "N" word. "I'm disgusted with myself," reported Timothy Johnson, a convenience store clerk putting himse...

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Funny story: Royal Society Sues for ism Copy Write Infringement in Desperate Attempt to Remain Solvent

Royal Society Sues for ism Copy Write Infringement in Desperate Attempt to Remain Solvent

Warning: This article contains intelligent design and may not suit your hunger for sex and celebrity trash. In a seemingly desperate action to maintain funding for the self proclaimed world center of science the Royal Society has filed suit in ev...

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Funny story: Acting like an old cougar on Viagra, Hilary Clinton giggles, flirts with goofy Pak Foreign Minister then sends him home empty-handed; Fatwa says he engaged in unbecoming behaviour for a Muslim male

Acting like an old cougar on Viagra, Hilary Clinton giggles, flirts with goofy Pak Foreign Minister then sends him home empty-handed; Fatwa says he engaged in unbecoming behaviour for a Muslim male

WASHINGTON: Having raided the country's Treasury for its sartorial funds, the Armani-suited Pak delegation headed by 'democratic' leader - the latest Army General stormed into the capital waving a 200-page list of demands. Having failed to wean t...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Odds Makers Taking Bets on the "N" Word

Las Vegas Odds Makers Taking Bets on the "N" Word

Las Vegas, NV - Taking a sharp turn away from sports betting, Las Vegas odds makers are said to be taking silent bets from some of the top businessmen and politicians in the country on who will be the first high-profile personality to come right out...

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Funny story: YouTube Sued for Racism

YouTube Sued for Racism

YouTube was sued yesterday by representatives from Yemen, Turkey and the Philippines, stating that the popular website discriminates against non-Westerners with deliberate slowdowns after 5pm E.S.T. The lawsuit, filed in Geneva, says these slowd...

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Funny story: WalllllllMart appalled at racist comment

WalllllllMart appalled at racist comment

WallllllMart has today issued a statement that they were appalled upon discovering a colleague or shopper of their Jersey store telling "all blacks" to leave the store. They have said that due to their strict race policies, they have security on the...

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Funny story: Hezbollah Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs

Hezbollah Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs

Hezbollah leader, Sheik Hassan Nasrullah, met today with United Nations Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon, demanding that the UN convene an emergency meeting immediately to standardize language condemning Israel. Stating that it is readily apparent...

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