The Pope got so drunk last Friday night that he started ranting and raving about the secrets in the Vatican. "If people only new" laughing loudly "The stories in the bible are the Grimm's fairy tales of that time they are all made up, all the proo...
Rome, Italy - People premise that the Pope has no sense of humor. "Not true" say the close friends and advocates of the Pope. "His Holiness reads the funny stories written about him in TheSpoof.com every morning, during breakfast", relates the...
ROME, from the desk of the POPE - Catholic Priests everywhere are getting their orders directly from the Pope himself. The diocese of the Roman Catholic community has been embarrassed by the many altercations of altar boys that have been brought...
From over the Spiritual Jet Stream, we are now informed that Pope Benedict Arnold XVI (aka Double Agent # 16) made a historic visit to a Synagogue in Rome yesterday and never came out. What did ultimately emerge from the Jewish Temple was a newly min...
Sandringham, Norfolk - (RIP Mess): Instructions in her Last Will & Testicle stipulate her legal next of kin must inter her ashes next to those of her father Adolf Hitler in the Vatican mausoleum. The 1950 draft, witnessed and signed by General...
The attempt to blow up a plane at the "secure" Detroit airport was the last straw. Time to say bye-bye to so- called security that keeps no one secure. Lately there has been a string of security breaches. In the U. S., two uninvited guests mana...
Pope Benedict XVI moved controversial wartime pontiff Pius XII closer to sainthood by declaring him "venerable" in a surprise announcement on Saturday. Plus he also stated that it was officially recorded that Pius XII once change wine into water.
Vatican Shitty - (Altar Buoys): A stunning PR success is how papal mouthpiece Monsignor Georg Gangswine (sic) described it. And now the Vatican is planning a repeat performance of the staged attack that brought Pope Joe Ratzinger to his knees on C...
It has came out in the news today, as reporters did their research on the lady who knocked down the Pope and a Cardinal who looked like the Pope, that this was the very same woman who attacked the Popemobile when he was in Africa. "Instead of a re...
Mass-murdering Nazi Adolf Hitler today suffered a horrific attack in the German capital of Berlin, when a woman leapt out and tapped him on the shoulder and said: 'You're a mass-murdering Nazi monster.' Hitler, an obvious Christian and non-violent...
The attack took place at St Peter's Basilica in Vatican at the start of the traditional Christmas Mass. As the Pontiff was proceeding down the main aisle a young woman jumped over the barriers and plunged on him, shouting "I love you Benetto". The Po...
Darth Benedict XVI was wrestled to the ground by a female member of the rebellion yesterday, who breached the security barriers at the start of this year's Xmas Eve Black Mass. The 325-year-old ex-Nazi pontiff was caught on camera being dragged to...
Despite the excitement being generated in some quarters by the Large Hadron Collider, the Internationaler Symposion Von Quantum Physic which took place in nearby Geneva this week declared in a statement to the press "Bugger quantum theory. Bugger it.
The Pope has recorded a Christmas album and will be going on tour to promote it. Vehicle of choice? His Popemobile of course, decked out with tinsel garlands and candy canes. His white beanie will be adorned with holly, and he'll wear a red-a...
It is becoming more and more obvious, as week follows week that the Irish twins,'singers' John and Edward Grimes, a.k.a. Jedward will eventually win the X Factor. The boys, who hail from Londonderry are good old Roman Catholic ex-choirboys and with...
Vatican City, Rome - Pope Benedict XVI was caught quite literally with his pants down. Early in the morning on Dec 8th of last year just before leaving to attend the Solemnity of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary ceremony, a Swiss...
Rome - (Trick Or Treat): A Maginot Line of Vatican resistance workers is planning a Halloween trick or treat surprise for Pope Joe Ratzinger. Fed up with a compulsory Diet of Worms in the Pontifical works canteen staff are planning on spiking Joe...
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